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#1 Gladiators

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:45 AM

I havent received a bad one.

And before you sick focks go there, I have never given a bj. At least not that I remember.

#2 IGotWorms

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:55 AM

12th Man. Uses way too much teeth :thumbsdown:

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:21 AM

peenie


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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:24 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:25 AM

Got a bj from a girl with buck Front Teeth. Well hell, I guess you couldn't have Buck back teeth. Buck upper teeth. As result of that it was like a scraper up and down my shaft. I'm sure she thought she was rocking my world because I was squirming and making noise. I finally had to end that. Good God, that was awful.
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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:26 AM

Bunny's wife


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#7 12th Man

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:35 AM

Poor Worms. I'm in his head.

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:48 AM

Poor Worms. I'm in his head.


Sounds like hes in your mouth.
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#9 IGotWorms

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:50 AM

Sounds like hes in your mouth.


No I finished :wub:

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 12:58 PM

Bunny's wife


Nope. I was able to finish.
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#11 tanatastic

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 02:09 PM

Much experience in this subject. Worst Ive had were from the hottest girls. Those are the ones you just get it for a min then move on to tappin it. Best Ive had were the chunky girls. Those are the ones you want to just ride out til the end. Or usually just bang them then request to finish with more head. Sheer bliss.

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 03:15 PM

Worst BJ is kinda like worst steak at a fancy steak restaurant, it's all relative.  I got tons of beejers in college, I can't think of a single time where I thought "wow, this is really bad."  Why?  Because a girl was sucking my focking d1ck.  This is generally a good thing.  :dunno:


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#13 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:53 PM

Worst BJ is kinda like worst steak at a fancy steak restaurant, it's all relative.  I got tons of beejers in college, I can't think of a single time where I thought "wow, this is really bad."  Why?  Because a girl was sucking my focking d1ck.  This is generally a good thing.  :dunno:


Yeah a blowie is like a steak. Its pretty hard to Fock up.

But it can be done. Teeth usually. Some womens magazine long ago made the claim that a little bit of teeth and nibbling is a good thing. No no no.

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:21 PM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:24 PM

Yeah a blowie is like a steak. Its pretty hard to Fock up.
But it can be done. Teeth usually. Some womens magazine long ago made the claim that a little bit of teeth and nibbling is a good thing. No no no.

I must've had a chick that read that magazine. It was fuckin brutal.
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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:37 PM

Much like pizza, even when it is bad, it is good. If I don't like what she is doing, I use my words and tell her. If she keeps doing it, then she usually ends up getting a c0ck slap across the face or a full facial. :lol:
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Posted 15 April 2018 - 06:50 AM

Much like pizza, even when it is bad, it is good. If I don't like what she is doing, I use my words and tell her. If she keeps doing it, then she usually ends up getting a c0ck slap across the face or a full facial. :lol:


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Posted 15 April 2018 - 08:05 AM

Do you still use both hands to lift your gunt?


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Posted 15 April 2018 - 09:53 PM

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This! Have been married for twenty fawking years. Have never ###### once.....ever..... into her mouth.She tries,But its like.....A hard big cack in her mouth using silly putty on a Sunday morning cartoons trying to confuse the application to the inevitable outcome.Garfield likes lasagna. I want to put a load down your throats.

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#20 WhiteWonder

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:42 PM

Worst BJ is kinda like worst steak at a fancy steak restaurant, it's all relative.  I got tons of beejers in college, I can't think of a single time where I thought "wow, this is really bad."  Why?  Because a girl was sucking my focking d1ck.  This is generally a good thing.  :dunno:

 

i would argue worst BJ could be like a frozen minute steak compared to a great steak at a fancy steak place. (and yes, I actually enjoy minute steaks). 

 

what it boils down to is enthusiasm. 

 

you know those girls who have no interest in having a ###### in their mouth and they just do it because they feel like they have to / you want them to.... those are the bad blow jobs.


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#21 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 01:06 PM

 

i would argue worst BJ could be like a frozen minute steak compared to a great steak at a fancy steak place. (and yes, I actually enjoy minute steaks). 

 

what it boils down to is enthusiasm. 

 

you know those girls who have no interest in having a ###### in their mouth and they just do it because they feel like they have to / you want them to.... those are the bad blow jobs.

 

My wife tells me that those girls in the pornos look like they enjoy it because they are getting paid.  I usually pull out a $20 bill and tell her to at least look like she is enjoying it.  :lol:


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#22 DonS

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 01:20 PM

 
My wife tells me that those girls in the pornos look like they enjoy it because they are getting paid.  I usually pull out a $20 bill and tell her to at least look like she is enjoying it.  :lol:


:lol: Are you brave enough to make that offer when your d1ck is in her mouth? Sounds like an ER visit waiting to happen.
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#23 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 03:17 PM

The worst blowjob is the one you don't get. /thread.

#24 jerryskids

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:01 PM

 

i would argue worst BJ could be like a frozen minute steak compared to a great steak at a fancy steak place. (and yes, I actually enjoy minute steaks). 

 

what it boils down to is enthusiasm. 

 

you know those girls who have no interest in having a ###### in their mouth and they just do it because they feel like they have to / you want them to.... those are the bad blow jobs.

 

I would equate a minute steak to whacking off to a Golden Girls rerun because the internet and TV are out, your wife hasn't had sex with you for 6 months, and this DVD was all you could find under your pile of Hustler magazines.

 

In your scenario, my d1ck is in a girl's mouth.  This is generally a good thing.  :dunno:


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#25 shotsup

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:18 PM

I know I should not ask this in a BJ thread but what is a minute steak ?

Like Steak ' ums ?
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#26 jerryskids

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:28 PM

I know I should not ask this in a BJ thread but what is a minute steak ?

Like Steak ' ums ?

 

That was my thinking.


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:31 PM

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#28 WhiteWonder

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:42 PM

In your scenario, my d1ck is in a girl's mouth.  This is generally a good thing.  :dunno:

 

this is stating the obvious. If we always stopped at the obvious, this board wouldnt be much fun.

 

I'm not saying the act of dick in girls mouth is not a general positive..... but I think we can all agree there are varying degrees of positive. We've all had amazing blowjobs (or maybe not) and we've all had poor blow jobs.  It's still a positive, but you're thinking "wow, you're really bad at this huh?"

 

I think we can break it down a little more than "derp, my dicks in her mouf so its great!, derp".  but I get the natural reaction to say I'm a guy and all blowjobs are blowjobs and are great!


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#29 WhiteWonder

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:45 PM

I know I should not ask this in a BJ thread but what is a minute steak ?

Like Steak ' ums ?

 

yes. I chose minute steak over steak ums hoping someone would make a minute man joke. 


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#30 DonS

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:58 PM

 
yes. I chose minute steak over steak ums hoping someone would make a minute man joke. 


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#31 WhiteWonder

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:06 PM

it's like sex. I know you've all focked a dead fish that just laid there before. Sure, it was sex and you finished and all but it was comparatively bad sex and you told all your buddies about how bad she was. 


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:07 PM

 

this is stating the obvious. If we always stopped at the obvious, this board wouldnt be much fun.

 

I'm not saying the act of dick in girls mouth is not a general positive..... but I think we can all agree there are varying degrees of positive. We've all had amazing blowjobs (or maybe not) and we've all had poor blow jobs.  It's still a positive, but you're thinking "wow, you're really bad at this huh?"

 

I think we can break it down a little more than "derp, my dicks in her mouf so its great!, derp".  but I get the natural reaction to say I'm a guy and all blowjobs are blowjobs and are great!

 

Yeah, enthusiasm is key to a "better" BJ as you mentioned.  So where do you want to take this thread?  :unsure:


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:20 PM

 
yes. I chose minute steak over steak ums hoping someone would make a minute man joke. 


I was going to but I was more concerned to know what it was then make a joke.
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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:27 PM

Like with a sausage?










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Posted 16 April 2018 - 06:33 PM

 

Yeah, enthusiasm is key to a "better" BJ as you mentioned.  So where do you want to take this thread?  :unsure:

 

maybe the back alley, big boy  ;)


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 07:04 PM

 

maybe the back alley, big boy  ;)

 

If you think you can coerce me into sex by complimenting me... you are so right.  :wub:

 

Anyway, I've been with my wife for 28 years and she loves to give head (as many of you know), so she is by far the best as she has learned exactly what turns me on.  In college though there was one girl, I'll call her Sonia because that is her name, who was particularly good at the act.  Interestingly, a month or two after I broke up with her she ballooned up to 2 bills, so maybe there is something to this "fatties give good head" theory.  :dunno:


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 08:00 PM

 
If you think you can coerce me into sex by complimenting me... you are so right.  :wub:
 
Anyway, I've been with my wife for 28 years and she loves to give head (as many of you know), so she is by far the best as she has learned exactly what turns me on.  In college though there was one girl, I'll call her Sonia because that is her name, who was particularly good at the act.  Interestingly, a month or two after I broke up with her she ballooned up to 2 bills, so maybe there is something to this "fatties give good head" theory.  :dunno:


Best I ever had was a massage girl here in china. Jesus Christ. That girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I made it less than 3 minutes.

$36 well spent.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 08:01 PM

Best I ever had was a massage girl here in china. Jesus Christ. That girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I made it less than 3 minutes.

$36 well spent.


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 08:06 PM

And then you got engaged. Amiright?

 

Nobody would spend that much money on a Filipina whoore.  :o

 

I kid, I kid...


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 08:52 PM

 

Nobody would spend that much money on a Filipina whoore.  :o

 

I kid, I kid...

 

woah now, medstudent still casually visits this place. don't be too mean


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