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Weekly High Scoring Player: 5$

Weekly High Scoring Team: 10$
Divisional Winners: 25$
3rd Place: $30
2nd Place: $100
Champion: $200

Week 1:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Peckerwoods (IAMWOOD) - 167.79
Weekly High Scoring Player = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 35.40 Calvin Johnson
Weekly High Scoring Player = peaces (kutulu) - 35.40 Julius Thomas

 

Week 2:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 161.47
Weekly High Scoring Player = peaces (kutulu) - 35.90 Jordy Nelson

 

Week 3:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 158.51
Weekly High Scoring Player = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 37.71 Andrew Luck

 

Week 4:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 180.87

Weekly High Scoring Player = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 35.97 Andrew Luck

 

Week 5:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 173.30

Weekly High Scoring Player = The Fightin' Neckbeards (BigTraine) - 42.60 D. Thomas

 

Week 6:
Weekly High Scoring Team = 4th and 9 inches (patweisers44) - 172.72

Weekly High Scoring Player = 4th and 9 inches (patweisers44) - 37.70 Matt Forte

 

Week 7:
Weekly High Scoring Team = The Fightin' Neckbeards (BigTraine) - 185.07

Weekly High Scoring Player = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 38.93 Russell Wilson

 

Week 8:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Doosh Bombs (cbfalcon) - 182.19

Weekly High Scoring Player = Med's Porn Studio (Big_Blue_06) - 42.7 Jeremy Maclin

 

Week 9:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Mmmmm...sweater meat (mmmm...beer) - 162.42

Weekly High Scoring Player = Mmmmm...sweater meat (mmmm...beer) - 46.32 Ben Rapistberger

 

Week 10:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 173.90

Weekly High Scoring Player = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 46.40 Aaron Rodgers

 

Week 11:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 178.35

Weekly High Scoring Player = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 39.90 Mike Evans

 

Week 12:
Weekly High Scoring Team = peaces (kutulu) - 154.12

Weekly High Scoring Player = The Fightin' Neckbeards (BigTraine) - 36.70 D. Thomas

 

Week 13:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Iron Fisted Proctologists (Med Student) - 209.84

Weekly High Scoring Player = Iron Fisted Proctologists (Med Student) - 44.80 DeAndre Hopkins

 

DIVISION WINNERS

1: cbfalcon

2: SUX/gypsy

3: BigTraine

 

Totals through week 13:
cbfalcon - 2.5+10+10+5+10+25 = 62.5
kutulu - 2.5+5+10 = 17.5
IAMWOOD = 10

mobb_deep - 10+10+5+5 = 30

GoColts - 5+5+10+10 = 30

BigTraine - 5+10+5+25 = 45

patweisers44 - 10+5 = 15

Big_Blue_06 = 5

mmmm...beer - 10+5 = 15

Med Student - 5+10 = 15

SUX/Gypsy = 25

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Week 1:

 

Player: Blood Bombs $2.50 35.4 pts Calvin Johnson

Peaces $2.50 35.4 pts Julius Thomas

 

Team: IAMWood $10 167.79 pts

 

I am not ok with this formatting. As ruler, I demand you change it.

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I was robbed.

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Week 3:

Weekly High Scoring Team = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 158.51

Weekly High Scoring Player = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 37.71 Andrew Luck

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GoColts, on the board. Very Nice. :first:

 

Also, tied for second place in the Montana Division with cbfockface

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pocolts was robbed of high team. I say we feel bad for him and just give him the $10

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Over/Under on Pocolts point total this week (As he tries to tie for the division lead): 89.5

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Week 4:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 180.87

Weekly High Scoring Player = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 35.97 Andrew Luck

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Week 5:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Dung Dealers (GoColts) - 173.30

Weekly High Scoring Player = The Fightin' Neckbeards (BigTraine) - 42.60 D. Thomas

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I'm thrilled pocolts is winning money.

 

About time he paid back the people that paid league fees for his sorry ass.

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I'm thrilled pocolts is winning money.

 

About time he paid back the people that paid league fees for his sorry ass.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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I'm thrilled pocolts is winning money.

 

About time he paid back the people that paid league fees for his sorry ass.

 

Kat Fancy would rather see the money used for upcoming Die Nasty fees than giving it to people who helped him out as a friend and expected nothing in return.

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Kat Fancy would rather see the money used for upcoming Die Nasty fees than giving it to people who helped him out as a friend and expected nothing in return.

Shut your focking piehole.

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Kat Fancy would rather see the money used for upcoming Die Nasty fees than giving it to people who helped him out as a friend and expected nothing in return.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: 1st priority right there.

 

:wub:

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Week 6:
Weekly High Scoring Team = 4th and 9 inches (patweisers44) - 172.72

Weekly High Scoring Player = 4th and 9 inches (patweisers44) - 37.70 Matt Forte

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Still trailing Gary for the division lead. His focking team is out-of-their-minds right now.

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Week 7:
Weekly High Scoring Team = The Fightin' Neckbeards (BigTraine) - 185.07

Weekly High Scoring Player = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 38.93 Russell Wilson

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Week 8:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Doosh Bombs (cbfalcon) - 182.19

Weekly High Scoring Player = Med's Porn Studio (Big_Blue_06) - 42.7 Jeremy Maclin

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Week 8:

Weekly High Scoring Team = Doosh Bombs (cbfalcon) - 182.19

Weekly High Scoring Player = Med's Porn Studio (Big_Blue_06) - 42.7 Jeremy Maclin

Holy sh1t, I'm on the board, thank you Maclin. I'll take my $5 in pennies please. And of course I got to play the highest scoring team so that I was sure to lose.

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Week 9:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Mmmmm...sweater meat (mmmm...beer) - 162.42

Weekly High Scoring Player = Mmmmm...sweater meat (mmmm...beer) - 46.32 Ben Rapistberger

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Week 10:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 173.90

Weekly High Scoring Player = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 46.40 Aaron Rodgers

 

 

Week 11:
Weekly High Scoring Team = Blood Bombs (cbfalcon) - 178.35

Weekly High Scoring Player = Romosexuals (mobb_deep) - 39.90 Mike Evans

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Week 12:

Weekly High Scoring Team = peaces (kutulu) - 154.12

Weekly High Scoring Player = The Fightin' Neckbeards (BigTraine) - 36.70 D. Thomas

 

Week 13:

Weekly High Scoring Team = Iron Fisted Proctologists (Med Student) - 209.84

Weekly High Scoring Player = Iron Fisted Proctologists (Med Student) - 44.80 DeAndre Hopkins

 

DIVISION WINNERS

1: cbfalcon

2: SUX/gypsy

3: BigTraine

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Chris - I need your address. I'm going to send you yours in pennies, you fock.

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Totals through Playoffs

cbfalcon - 2.5+10+10+5+10+25 = 62.5 + 30 = 92.50 (paid)

kutulu - 2.5+5+10 = 17.5 (paid)

IAMWOOD = 10

mobb_deep - 10+10+5+5 = 30 (paid)

GoColts - 5+5+10+10 = 30

BigTraine - 5+10+5+25 = 45

patweisers44 - 10+5 = 15

Big_Blue_06 = 5

mmmm...beer - 10+5 = 15

Med Student - 5+10 = 15

SUX/Gypsy = 25

 

 

 

Okay fockers. I need your paypal.

 

please message it to me and I will pay yee, what yee owed. :cheers:

 

Going to hold onto the ~stick fees and put them in the collection plate at church.

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You have sent $92.50 USD to Chris B. with PayPal
Note:
Have fun in Miami. Hoping you contract HIV
Funding Type:
PayPal Balance
Funding Source:
$92.50 USD - PayPal Account
:cheers:

 

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Okay fockers. I need your paypal.

 

please message it to me and I will pay yee, what yee owed. :cheers:

 

Going to hold onto the ~stick fees and put them in the collection plate at church.

Absolutely not. The only stick fee you're keeping is your own.

 

Sorry, being a asstard of a commish who quit after 2 years does not entitle you to a free 300$

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:gfy:

 

More like $200, as I don't believe we charged the new teams a ~stick fee.

Yes we did. See, I've actually been running this league for 5 years, so I kinda know what's been going on.

 

I don't give a fock if you pay the these other tools. That's between them and you.

 

I paid mine, I didn't quit, you're a fockin quitter dooshbag, pay me.

 

You know my paypal. Starts with im_not_your_mom and ends with hotmail dot com.

 

Have a nice life. Die in a fire.

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Yes we did. See, I've actually been running this league for 5 years, so I kinda know what's been going on.

 

I don't give a fock if you pay the these other tools. That's between them and you.

 

I paid mine, I didn't quit, you're a fockin quitter dooshbag, pay me.

 

You know my paypal. Starts with im_not_your_mom and ends with hotmail dot com.

 

Have a nice life. Die in a fire.

 

 

You sent $60.00 USD to im_not_your_mom@hotmail.com

 

:gfy:

 

also :cheers:

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kjljeberman3@gmail.com

 

I'll take my quitters fee as well since this sounds like the end

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kjljeberman3@gmail.com

 

I'll take my quitters fee as well since this sounds like the end

This is what happens when the King of the League loses possesion of the throne. The entire Kingdom crumbles and burns.

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kjljeberman3@gmail.com

 

I'll take my quitters fee as well since this sounds like the end

 

I wouldn't expect anything less from a jew. :cheers:

 

You sent $42.50 USD to kjljeberman3@gmail.com

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