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FBI seizes over 3,000 peemises during raid at morgue employee's home

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a ###### floating in formalin.”

 

According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.

“He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

 

It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't Hardcore Troubadoosh disappear around that same time :o

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3000 bottles of peemis on the wall

3000 bottles of peemis

Take one down, pass it around

2999 bottles of peemis on the wall...

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3000 bottles of peemis on the wall

3000 bottles of peemis

Take one down, pass it around

2999 bottles of peemis on the wall...

This literally made me laugh and spit Chex mix into my monitor.

 

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3000 bottles of peemis on the wall

3000 bottles of peemis

Take one down, pass it around

2999 bottles of peemis on the wall...

All in all, we're just a-nother pr!ck on the wall.

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Agent 1: agent ed, wasn't there 3k d!cks? You have only 2,999 on the inventory sheet

 

Agent ed: just stiff legs it out of there

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