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I Turn Fifty Saturday

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Lost my serious virginity to a girl born on the same day. Same b-day. Same year. Annette. Ugly skinny white chick who loved Loverboy.

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I thought you lost your virginity to your aunt or something.

Molested doesn't count. But who's keeping score. Getting blowed in front of the tiger exhibit counts as one. The first one. But putting a rubber on is your first kiss. No?

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Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could.

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2 weeks ago for me

Congrats!!! Who was she? Were you at the zoo? :clap: :banana: :clap:

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Get aaahffff maaw lawn you young whippersnappers!!!

 

52 on nov 4th

Child. 54 two days ago.

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Child. 54 two days ago.

Happy Birthday!! You sir have been a pleasure to have on this board!!

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I hit that mark in April. Congrats

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on the zoo handies. Oh and turning 50 too. :banana:

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My condolences. :(

 

I thought 30 sucked, I thought 40 sucked.... 50 is three years off and I'm sure that one sucks too.

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Happy birthday. What are you going to do to celebrate?

 

 

 

My 50 is in May.

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Start getting AARP stuff yet?

 

Those are fun to start getting once you turn 50...

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51 in a couple weeks. After certain point they just mark another year closer to retirement.

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Vegas is cringing, if you make it to Saturday - they're going to lose their asses. :music_guitarred:

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Vegas is cringing, if you make it to Saturday - they're going to lose their asses. :music_guitarred:

 

A $100 parlay of him and shotsup making this far would've had you retiring early :D

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Damn... buncha olds in this thread. (I turn 40 next June)

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Damn... buncha olds in this thread. (I turn 40 next June)

 

Next November for me :(

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Nappy bday young man. :cheers:

 

 

 

 

Beat you by 9 months. :cry:

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My bawls and my little time hear you.

Your liver turns 85 then.

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What we really need to do is get BB, Shots, and Wiff together for a night with a go pro. This is where the prop bets get fun.

 

 

I will supervise to ensure no one ends up in jail.

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Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could.

Thanks. That's going to work for me for at least the next 10 to 14 days.

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Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could.

Did her perversion ever come out? I wonder how many other kids she messed with. Any woman wanting to do that with a kid (let alone incestually) is as effed up as if the genders were reversed here.

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