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I'm Pissed The Fawk Off

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I hate stoopid people. To the point I Hate stoopid peoples.

 

I try really hard.Im not that bright. Buddy of mine tazes me on a two year old bet. Dropped like western sunshine. Can barely walk.

Lost a bet.Tasers suck. Paid up.

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Yea bunny I'm gonna have to agree with you that you aren't too bright if you made a bet involving getting tased. No way in hell im making that bet

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Well...I wrapped my 7 iron around a tree today golfing.....surprised I didn't break my wedge throwing it at the cart.

 

In at 40....out in 53 just brutal back 9....fockin double bogey fest.

 

Cack sucking sport anyway

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Props for paying up.

 

That being said, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Drunk and stoops is ok. I hang out at that Shandaleigh Club. My friends want to dance with your dates.

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Drunk and stoops is ok. I hang out at that Shandaleigh Club. My friends want to dance with your dates.

 

OTIS...................MY MAN!

 

**crickets**

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Love me some pipe hitting mofos that will take out a cracker with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

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OTIS...................MY MAN!

 

**crickets**

A little bit louder now......

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.

 

That being said, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

I'm not fat :banana: :banana:

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Well...I wrapped my 7 iron around a tree today golfing.....surprised I didn't break my wedge throwing it at the cart.

In at 40....out in 53 just brutal back 9....fockin double bogey fest.

Cack sucking sport anyway

Unrequested 7 iron update:

 

So after yesterday's fiasco I take the club in for repair...new shaft. Guy Says.."Let it sit a couple hours".....ok...I'm not playing until tomorrow. "Yeah that's fine"

 

Trot out today....longer par 3 I tee it up for my 7 iron.....I swing....and I see my club head fluttering down the fairway.

 

You can guess how the rest of the round went. I'm like Hey focko.....umm..your elmers glue didn't take.

 

"Oh...that's weird"

 

Ya..ain't it. Jesus.

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Better than being pissed on

Ask Newbie

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