If the bible said 2 + 2 = 5, I would accept it as true. *religious nuts are ill*

[edjr 5,546]

 

[mobb_deep 917]

Thought this would be something coming from the Trump cabinet.

[Djgb13 2,338]

I'm religious but I also know the Bible was written by man and has been altered. I take away the general message and apply it to my life. You're a better and a more likeable person that way too

[NorthernVike 2,079]

The blank page at the end of the Bible can be used as paper for a joint.

[Kopy 489]

The bible was the greatest comic book ever written.

[Gepetto 977]

The Bible does say the three are one.

[Cdub100 3,366]

The bible doesn't say 2+2=5

[GobbleDog 815]

If God appeared before me today and demanded I kill my child as he did to Abraham, I'd say "Wow was I wrong - there really is a God! Hallelujah thy name! By the way, I'm not killing my kid and if you ever do.... hail Lucifer."