Life's Simple Pleasures

[5-Points 2,715]

I just farted and scared the cat out of the room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[wiffleball 4,631]

[The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61]

Eating peaches.

[MDC 5,875]

Sometimes my dog is sleeping and he farts and starts barking at his own ass.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Sometimes my dog is sleeping and he farts and starts barking at his own ass.

Only fair since his ass was barking at him.

[cyclone24 1,794]

I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Some of my better days were napping on the couch on a Saturday with the dog nearby. my girlfriend would crack up when I would snore so loud that I would wake myself up completely startled

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

I farted one night in bed and it made my wife wake up and run to the bathroom to puke...hahahah.. legendary

[jerryskids 5,169]

I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy.

 

Was he driving a Nissan?

[wiffleball 4,631]

I farted one night in bed and it made my wife wake up and run to the bathroom to puke...hahahah.. legendary

 

buddy of mine repeatedly dry heave at the bar doing the same thing. Even after he walked away and came back he began to dry heave again. And I giggled like a five-year-old the whole time.

[Gladiators 1,901]

I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy.

I will get past you next time!

[Djgb13 2,338]

I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy.

Saw a video on fb where a guy was behind a cop and the cop was behind either a garbage truck or 18 wheeler. Someone behind the guy filming tried to pass them all on double yellow lines. As soon as he passed the cop he hit his lights and got his ass. THAT is a simple pleasure we all can enjoy

[DankNuggs 305]

Saw a video on fb where a guy was behind a cop and the cop was behind either a garbage truck or 18 wheeler. Someone behind the guy filming tried to pass them all on double yellow lines. As soon as he passed the cop he hit his lights and got his ass. THAT is a simple pleasure we all can enjoy

Watching a guy get pulled over after driving like an idiot is very satisfying. Leaving work is a terrible intersection where there are two left turn lanes and two straight lanes that merge into a 3 lane rd ahead. Constantly people get in the right left turn lane and just go straight as its 3 lanes on the other side. They cut an always super long line and it slows traffic as most try to get into that left lane after the intersection. I was next to a cop last week when a guy pulled that, and lights on, pulled over. Made me smile

[frank 2,144]

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

[Mookz 1,287]

Your mom. Nobody's going to mistake her for Marilyn vos Savant.

[wiffleball 4,631]

In Colorado, one of the simple joys in life is seeing some jerk off with Texas or California plates and of course a Nearly New four-wheel drive speed right past you in the left lane on a snowy day.

 

 

Then slowly rolling up on him two miles down the road as he's rolled his vehicle in the median.

 

Good times.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I'm 50 now and farts can't be trusted.

[supermike80 1,284]

Opening a bag of chips for the first time and seeing a bag full of nice, big, unbroken chips..like it just came off the line.