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Scale of 1 - 10 - how badly did this hurt?

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Unfortunately we'll never know since it was filmed by the most INCOMPETENT CAMERA PERSON EVER. :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

The one time something interesting actually happens in whatever sport that is. :dunno:

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At some chick's house once when we were kids and my buddy Micheal picked up a baseball and glove, threw me the ball, and told me throw it as hard as I possibly could to him. Trying to show off in front of the chicks.

 

No problem. We spread out so we have some room between us in the yard and I fire that ball right into his sack, perfect pitch, and he had the glove in front of his face and did not even freaking see it.

 

Laid on the ground in excruciating pain for at least 20 minutes before he was able to get up. Good thing it took him that long to recover or we prolly would have another fist fight. He was b1tching and moaning on the ground saying he was going to beat my ass the whole time. lol

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At some chick's house once when we were kids and my buddy Micheal picked up a baseball and glove, threw me the ball, and told me throw it as hard as I possibly could to him. Trying to show off in front of the chicks.

 

No problem. We spread out so we have some room between us in the yard and I fire that ball right into his sack, perfect pitch, and he had the glove in front of his face and did not even freaking see it.

 

Laid on the ground in excruciating pain for at least 20 minutes before he was able to get up. Good thing it took him that long to recover or we prolly would have another fist fight. He was b1tching and moaning on the ground saying he was going to beat my ass the whole time. lol

 

does someone have to hold you up while someone else hits you in the balls?

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My brother is nine months younger than me (stepbrother.) Once, in high school, I came home and he was limping around, groaning like a b!tch.

 

He was obviously fishing for a question, so I let him go until it got annoying, and then asked "What's your focking problem?" (We didn't like each other much back then.)

 

"Blue balls man, I was focking this chick and mom and dad came home, so I had to send her out the window."

 

"Fock man, go in the bathroom, crank one out, and quit your whining."

 

"Nah, I have too much pride for that."

 

"Your call."

 

Then I teed off and kicked him square in the bean bag.

 

He lay there gasping and saying "I'm gonna whip your ass!"

 

"You aren't gonna do sh!t for at least fifteen minutes, so I'm gonna watch tv."

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does someone have to hold you up while someone else hits you in the balls?

:doublethumbsup:

 

 

I was only like 16, years before I became crippled.

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