MDC 5,890 Posted January 18, 2017 Did you hear about the best farmer in America? He was out standing in his field. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 18, 2017 Why did GFIAFP cross the road? To molest his pre teen bride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 18, 2017 Why did edjr cross the road? Cuz that's where ed III died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 18, 2017 Why did digby cross the road? He said he did, but we all know he lied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 18, 2017 Why does Sho watch English News? He likes BBC (sig) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted January 18, 2017 Why did edjr cross the road? Cuz that's where ed III died. Because he was stuck inside the chicken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,562 Posted January 18, 2017 Because he was stuck inside the chicken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 18, 2017 That was the dumbest thing I ever saw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 18, 2017 Because he was stuck inside the chicken Yours was stolen from Bruce Willis. Mine was original. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,192 Posted January 18, 2017 That was the dumbest thing I ever saw. That's why it is a great Dad joke video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted January 18, 2017 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? because the "p" is silent What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted January 18, 2017 mine i use on kids all the time...mostly stolen from my dad... i got 'em all cut i had to walk to school in 2ft of snow..uphill...both ways you're a fart smeller...i mean smart fella when they ask to work/chore for money - "i can't pay you what you're worth, i gotta give you something." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,562 Posted January 18, 2017 mine i use on kids all the time...mostly stolen from my dad... i got 'em all cut i had to walk to school in 2ft of snow..uphill...both ways you're a fart smeller...i mean smart fella when they ask to work/chore for money - "i can't pay you what you're worth, i gotta give you something." so you're father wasn't funny either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 18, 2017 That's why it is a great Dad joke video. I'm taking my youngest son out for supper tonight. I'll be using the box joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted January 18, 2017 so you're father wasn't funny either But he was smart enough to use the right "your". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted January 18, 2017 so you're father wasn't funny either no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 18, 2017 My God even the dad jokes you guys tell are uncool. Truly you have failed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted January 18, 2017 What do Digby and HT have in common? They both lie about their profession. Also they are homosexuals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted January 18, 2017 My God even the dad jokes you guys tell are uncool. Truly you have failed my "brick" joke is funny. laugh mutha-fvkka! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted January 18, 2017 I went to a really crappy zoo the other day... there was only 1 dog there.?. It was a sh*tzu. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 18, 2017 my "brick" joke is funny. laugh mutha-fvkka! Haha I'll give you the brick one. The rest of these guys are pretty talentless at something you don't even need talent to do. That's pretty bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,192 Posted January 19, 2017 Haha I'll give you the brick one. The rest of these guys are pretty talentless at something you don't even need talent to do. That's pretty bad You are patently unqualified to evaluate Dad jokes. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 19, 2017 You are patently unqualified to evaluate Dad jokes. HTH. I'm the only one of you focks actually qualified to evaluate them. All of you are too biased HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 19, 2017 You are patently unqualified to evaluate Dad jokes. HTH. Is that because of the low spent count ? Is that it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,192 Posted January 19, 2017 Is that because of the low spent count ? Is that it ? I presume "spent" auto-corrected from "sperm." In which case: I've seen references to this but don't recall seeing the thread where Digby is shooting blanks. Regardless, my statement was more about not being a father, specifically of older children who will roll their eyes at you when you tell a powerfully pathetic Dad joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 19, 2017 Dad can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra....your a sandwich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 19, 2017 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 19, 2017 When a kid farts.... Your voice is different but your breath smells the same? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 19, 2017 Knock knock Whose there? Boo Boo who? Dont cry.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 19, 2017 Son... get me a hammer and a dickfer Son:"whats a dickfer?" Dad: to pee with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 19, 2017 I presume "spent" auto-corrected from "sperm." In which case: I've seen references to this but don't recall seeing the thread where Digby is shooting blanks. Regardless, my statement was more about not being a father, specifically of older children who will roll their eyes at you when you tell a powerfully pathetic Dad joke. No it's the fact that I'm in my 20s and don't have a kid yet. Apparently, here if you don't have at least 2 kids by age 30 you're shooting blanks. Who knew right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 19, 2017 Son... get me a hammer and a dickfer Son:"whats a dickfer?" Dad: to pee with Kinda like the old "get me a hammer, some nails, and a buttfor". What's a buttfor? "For pooping, silly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted January 19, 2017 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes... and no legs? Stil... no idea What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs... and no butt? Still no stinkin' idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted January 24, 2017 What do you call a cow with 2 long legs and 2 short legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with only 2 legs? Your mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
