Gladiators 1,900 Posted January 18, 2018 You and a female are stranded on an island. You are not allowed to kill her and you are stuck there until you die. How old do you want the female to be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted January 18, 2018 12 so I can slick her hair back and pretend she is a 9 year old boy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 18, 2018 What's the age of consent on said island? Seriously though, I'm 45. I imagine my ability to survive on a deserted island for any length of time is pretty slim. I'll take 18. It's the universally accepted age and I can fool around with her for a week or two until we both starve to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,900 Posted January 18, 2018 My first thought was 18, but then I thought maybe a 25 year old would have developed some useful skills other than sexual in nature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted January 18, 2018 35 Knows how to cook, clean and Fock. Mature women are badasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,143 Posted January 18, 2018 What does not being allowed to kill her have to do with it? Also, I'm assuming female human. Is that right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted January 18, 2018 What does not being allowed to kill her have to do with it? Because sooner or later you're gonna want to kill the b!tch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 18, 2018 You guys suck at this game. Can size??!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,900 Posted January 18, 2018 What does not being allowed to kill her have to do with it? Also, I'm assuming female human. Is that right? Im not sure if I could handle being stranded on an island with a female...if I couldnt kill her, that may have an impact on the age of the female I choose. Yes, female human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,550 Posted January 18, 2018 You guys suck at this game. Can size??!!!! It's an imaginary chick, you can fill in the blanks as you like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,550 Posted January 18, 2018 Trying to decide. If she's at least somewhat useful - 18. This is my most likely answer. If she's not useful - 125. Just leave me alone and stay on your side of the island. No, I don't have any Metamucil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 18, 2018 It's an imaginary chick, you can fill in the blanks as you like. Well, probably 18 then. Groom her a bit to understand a man's needs and to understand her needs. Then I bang her and have a heart attack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 18, 2018 Trying to decide. If she's at least somewhat useful - 18. This is my most likely answer. If she's not useful - 125. Just leave me alone and stay on your side of the island. What nationality would you prefer? I'm leaning towards a country bumpkin. Maybe a hot little blonde from the hills of West Virginia who loves to cook, clean and fock. Her papa, although a raging alcoholic, taught her how to build things. As a child she helped him build their log cabin and she built our shelter pretty much single handedly. I would always tell her I was going to "scout the island" when in actuality I just went to the beach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted January 18, 2018 35 Knows how to cook, clean and Fock. Mature women are badasses. This Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,550 Posted January 18, 2018 What nationality would you prefer? I'm leaning towards a country bumpkin. Maybe a hot little blonde from the hills of West Virginia who loves to cook, clean and fock. Her papa, although a raging alcoholic, taught her how to build things. As a child she helped him build their log cabin and she built our shelter pretty much single handedly. I would always tell her I was going to "scout the island" when in actuality I just went to the beach. An 18 y/o Polynesian who grew up on an island two hundred miles thataway and knows fishing, which plants and roots are edible, and all sorts of survival tricks. She just needs dumb muscle help every now and again as well as somebody who can kill stuff. Trying to decide if she should speak Engish. With a good temperament yes, if she's like most chicks, no. Be safe and say no. It just so happens that I teach English as a foreign language professionally so if she proves worth talking to, I have more aptitude to get her there than most. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,282 Posted January 18, 2018 110. So she dies fast and I don't have to listen to her b1tch about being stuck on a deserted island Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted January 18, 2018 12 so I can slick her hair back and pretend she is a 9 year old boy Honesty...I like it wanna hook up sometime? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted January 18, 2018 34 has been my age lately with guys. Since we're talking other facets, a navy seal type, all survivalist, McGyver, with advanced engineering skills. Maybe some Raymond-esque recall and computation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted January 18, 2018 35 Knows how to cook, clean and Fock. Mature women are badasses. And are usually fat and have their own opinions on stuff. No thanx. Gimme a 16-18 year old that I can train properly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,529 Posted January 18, 2018 35 Knows how to cook, clean and Fock. Mature women are badasses. Seems like a wrong number. Plenty of 25-30 year old women know how to do those things and they aren't in the middle of a decline of looks. Give me a hot 25 year old who knows how to do those things. If we make it a while she won't be an old hag going through menopause with leather skin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted January 18, 2018 110. So she dies fast and I don't have to listen to her b1tch about being stuck on a deserted island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1_4QKByKSI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted January 18, 2018 Im not sure if I could handle being stranded on an island with a female...if I couldnt kill her, that may have an impact on the age of the female I choose. Bring her swimming when aunt flow visits the island and let the sharks do the rest. It'd be like the USS Indianapolis. Yes, female human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 18, 2018 There aren't many chicks that would know how to survive on a deserted island regardless of their age (i.e. forage and cook what......tree roots, grubs, etc?) so it'd be better to get the 18 year old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted January 18, 2018 Just take Brooke Shields. She's done it before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 18, 2018 Just take Brooke Shields. She's done it before. Phoebe Cates > Brooke Shields ETA Paradise was the film she was in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,540 Posted January 18, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WSkLNjJXlw you guys aren't very good at this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,998 Posted January 18, 2018 I'd go with a Marlee Matlin type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 18, 2018 Pick one with a little meat on their bones ed so if you have to resort to cannibalism, there's enough to last a little while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,540 Posted January 18, 2018 Pick one with a little meat on their bones ed so if you have to resort to cannibalism, there's enough to last a little while. Much like women in real life, this one will keep me fed too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,900 Posted January 18, 2018 Thanks for the vids Ed. I could see this working out. They don't look like they'd complain as much as the normal woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 18, 2018 Much like women in real life, this one will keep me fed too Clam dip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted January 18, 2018 most of you losers are assuming said female will want any part of you old bastards...she'll probably be thoroughly repulsed and live across the island anyways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 18, 2018 most of you losers are assuming said female will want any part of you old bastards...she'll probably be thoroughly repulsed and live across the island anyways She'd be getting free protein shakes and sausage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted January 18, 2018 She'd be getting free protein shakes and sausage. i'd be willing to bet most 18yo females would rather starve, drown, burn, choke, or rot to death than touch you 40+yo geeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,900 Posted January 18, 2018 She'd be getting free protein shakes and sausage. Provided she does her part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted January 18, 2018 i'd be willing to bet most 18yo females would rather starve, drown, burn, choke, or rot to death than touch you 40+yo geeks You make it sound like she'd have a say in the matter??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted January 18, 2018 I can cook and clean plenty well for myself. 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
