So There's A Lizard In The House

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....That's as big as Gawdfawkingzilla.

 

I am of the old school that you don't kill nice people animals. Green lizards fall into that category. They can run rapidly in my home. They eat spiders, roachches, and arseholes on low rent message boards.

 

So I come home, and this little green bastard is standing his ground in my shower. Irish Spring soap. Daughter: I read somewhere that if you put a plant near them, they willl adapt and you can move them. Me: He's frickin tiny. He's on my soap. I'll get him.

 

Two hours later. I'm standing in the back yard holding a bar of soap that Godzilla was previously standing on while my daughter has him in a Dixie cup, lost tail that will grow back, yelling at me.

 

God Bletchley Continuity

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We had them little green lizards in Houston. Cute as hell, ate bugs. No problems for me.