Colonoscopy today

[NorthernVike 2,080]

2nd one in a week. Yeah me. They didn't get very far on the first one as they ran into a fold in my colon the doc wasn't comfortable pushing through so an other one is going to give it a shot. Hoping there isn't a giant focking tumor blocking my poop shoot. Been two days since I've had any solid food and drinking the prep was a blast. Literally.

 

Get in and get checked out you old focks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps: LOOK AT ME

[NewbieJr 540]

I bet last night was fun. Getting yourself all cleared out. Good luck man. I hope they don't find anything serious.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

2nd one in a week. Yeah me. They didn't get very far on the first one as they ran into a fold in my colon the doc wasn't comfortable pushing through so an other one is going to give it a shot. Hoping there isn't a giant focking tumor blocking my poop shoot. Been two days since I've had any solid food and drinking the prep was a blast. Literally.

Get in and get checked out you old focks.

ps: LOOK AT ME

I bet last night was fun. Getting yourself all cleared out. Good luck man. I hope they don't find anything serious.

Look who showed up first in an ass thread.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Watch the king of the hill episode when hank gets a coloniscopy. Hilarious!!! Probably on youtube someplace

[patweisers44 697]

Good Luck. "Folded Colon" doesn't sound pleasant. Hope all turns out well.

 

 

MOOON RIVVVVERRRRRR!!!!

[fandandy 3,311]

Here's to hoping it slides so far up your ass that it blows your mind.

 

Also, good luck. Hope all is as it should be.

[edjr 5,561]

hope you get aids

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Congrats on finding a doctor with a shorter peenus than the first one.

[MDC 5,890]

Don't worry: considering how often the lower third of your colon gets probed I doubt you'll even feel it.

[fandandy 3,311]

Don't worry: considering how often the lower third of your colon gets probed I doubt you'll even feel it.

I imagine his sphincter looks something akin to the jowls on a bulldog.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Try not to c um.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wasn't able to.

[jerryskids 5,192]

Good luck man. Hope the "fold" is just another broken butt plug.

[patweisers44 697]

Good luck man. Hope the "fold" is just another broken butt plug.

This post is hilarious. the word "another" takes that to another level.

[Kanil 519]

Cant they do these by sonar now? No fingers necessary?

[dain11279 927]

Cant they do these by sonar now? No fingers necessary?

Why would you wanna take all the fun out of it?

[Mookz 1,287]

Cant they do these by sonar now? No fingers necessary?

 

Like a submarine is any better?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Nah I don't go to doctors. They will find something if you go, that's their business. But if you don't go you will be fine.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

0 for 2

 

Next up...barium enema and exrays.

 

 

 

I'm getting focking sick of this shiot.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

So they stopped the barium enema at the same spot as the colonoscopy. Last week they did a CT scan and said I have a colon stricture. Of course they don't tell me what's causing it. Next up is a consultation with a surgeon and then slice and dice. Hoping it's diverticulitis and not cancer at this point. This better not fock up golfing this summer. Depends (please don't make me wear those fockers) on how big the incision will have to be.

[cyclone24 1,814]

So they stopped the barium enema at the same spot as the colonoscopy. Last week they did a CT scan and said I have a colon stricture. Of course they don't tell me what's causing it. Next up is a consultation with a surgeon and then slice and dice. Hoping it's diverticulitis and not cancer at this point. This better not fock up golfing this summer. Depends (please don't make me wear those fockers) on how big the incision will have to be.

Odds are diverticulitis....im in the same boat brother. Have some serious sharp pain in the colon (didnt even get taken to dinner first). Just scheduled mine. FML

[hdaddy 17]

Cant they do these by sonar now? No fingers necessary?

You might be going to the wrong doctor. They usually use a small snake like camera and not their fingers. Hmmm...

[NorthernVike 2,080]

You might be going to the wrong doctor. They usually use a small snake like camera and not their fingers. Hmmm...

The doctor who checked my prostrate had both hands on my shoulders. Is that normal.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Odds are diverticulitis....im in the same boat brother. Have some serious sharp pain in the colon (didnt even get taken to dinner first). Just scheduled mine. FML

Best of luck to you.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

I hope all works out.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Best of luck to you.

You too.

 

Try not to moan. At least pretend not to like it.

[NewbieJr 540]

Fock. This is too close to real life and not just the back and forth we do to pass time. I hope that both of you two come out of your next appts with good news.

[naomi 343]

So they stopped the barium enema at the same spot as the colonoscopy. Last week they did a CT scan and said I have a colon stricture. Of course they don't tell me what's causing it. Next up is a consultation with a surgeon and then slice and dice. Hoping it's diverticulitis and not cancer at this point. This better not fock up golfing this summer. Depends (please don't make me wear those fockers) on how big the incision will have to be.

 

 

Odds are diverticulitis....im in the same boat brother. Have some serious sharp pain in the colon (didnt even get taken to dinner first). Just scheduled mine. FML

 

Going to try to keep this in mind t&p wise. A coworker of mine recently went through the same so it kind of hits close to 'home.'

[wiffleball 4,639]

Gerbil. Sharp fangs.

[hdaddy 17]

Positive thoughts and insurance makes me feel better

[Kanil 519]

You might be going to the wrong doctor. They usually use a small snake like camera and not their fingers. Hmmm...

I have not had it one yet. Going on what my dad tells me. Not as old as some of you fogeys.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Good luck man. Hopefully all is well

[Bert 1,091]

It felt like I had a colonoscopy Friday morning when I walked out of my hotel in Grand Rapids, MN and it was -1.

 

Good luck.

[nzoner 936]

Good luck man hope all is well.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

So they stopped the barium enema at the same spot as the colonoscopy. Last week they did a CT scan and said I have a colon stricture. Of course they don't tell me what's causing it. Next up is a consultation with a surgeon and then slice and dice. Hoping it's diverticulitis and not cancer at this point. This better not fock up golfing this summer. Depends (please don't make me wear those fockers) on how big the incision will have to be.

 

When did you realize there was a problem? Or did you just go in for a check up? And tell your sphincter hello for me.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

When did you realize there was a problem? Or did you just go in for a check up? And tell your sphincter hello for me.

 

 

Been having some issues since beginning of November. Not shitting right, constipated followed by blasting nasty brown water out my ass for 12 hours straight. Never had any pain just lost of gas.

 

Tomorrow should be fun. At least I'll have a plan of attack and try to resolve this mess.

[patweisers44 697]

Good luck. Hope they figure your ass out, pronto.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

 

 

Been having some issues since beginning of November. Not shitting right, constipated followed by blasting nasty brown water out my ass for 12 hours straight. Never had any pain just lost of gas.

 

Tomorrow should be fun. At least I'll have a plan of attack and try to resolve this mess.

 

 

I've been having similar problems. Can't remember the last time I've had a good solid sh!t. Might be time to have it looked at.

 

Good luck

[fandandy 3,311]

Good luck.

[patweisers44 697]

 

 

I've been having similar problems. Can't remember the last time I've had a good solid sh!t. Might be time to have it looked at.

 

Good luck

Alcohol induced Diabeetus

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Alcohol induced Diabeetus

That's what I told them...They didn't acree with me.