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Things you can say at a funeral or during sex

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This is going to be a heavy load to swallow

 

your uncle said both to you?

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don't you dare make a sound

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No one should ever have to bury their child

This didn't get enough love... dayummm.

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I've got to get out of here early. The wife and kids are waiting for me.

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That's why you sew the moufs shut.

 

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Will you look at that line! Nearly out the door.

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This is going to hurt me then it's going to hurt you.

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when the priest is finished, were gonna need 5 strong men to carry her outta here

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Looks like there wasn't much they could do about that nasty gash. :(

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