Jet Skis - Any geek have them?

[Big Guy 1,400]

The one we had would do 60-65. It stings a little falling off at that speed.

 

ooh I'll bet!

[ROCKFORD 134]

 

But Geeeze Man.......75mph? That's at least twice as fast as when I rode.

 

he doesnt weigh ~300 lbs.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

I would love to see an animated series of bunny stories. Like a drunken cartoon rabbit wandering around doing crazy sh!t. Would be funny.

 

Its in the works. The imaginary girl I fingered at a Metallica concert. Edie Breckel at a crawfish boil. The chick who took a sh!t on my car. The hood of my fawking car. All the fat chicks I made tell the truth. I love them all.

 

I love telling stories. I'm going to miss doing them. Had a lot of fun with you guys.

[frank 2,144]

I hit a porpise

Was it an accident or was it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

intentional?

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Jet Skis in my era were fun as hell, but somewhat difficult to manuver.

 

 

Notice: No seats.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Was it an accident or was it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

intentional?

Or on porpise? Hit That fawking thing on accident. He knew. Or she. Was scared to death. It knew it.

 

I waited for death. Came up to me and circled my drunk ass. Jet skee was yards away. I stareted laughing. Fawker was bitting my legs. Started swimming back to shore. He let me live.

 

Got back.

[wiffleball 4,631]

 

I fawked a fatty with awesome tan lines. Really nice tan lines.

On porpoise?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

I love telling stories. I'm going to miss doing them. Had a lot of fun with you guys.

Going somewhere? Are we back to bridge or gun again?