Dongholster

Duly noted. Thanks for the tip

Let me count the reasons . . . .

I love having a gun waved in my face. It's even better when there is more than one gun being waved in your face. I recommend the experience to everyone

I love the sensation of an unshaven face as it rubs against the inside of my thighs

So far, no one has guessed correctly. My offer still stands. Good luck :banana:

I will give a few hints to help narrow it down: -my real username does not begin with a vowel -I live in the continental US -occasionally, I will use the internet to view pornography -my taste in music is vastly superior to yours -all 12 of my big $$$ fantasy teams won their leagues -I have unusually large genitals -men want to be me, women want to be with me -my annual salary is in the high six figures

Alright. I will admit this is an alias - I concede that is not much of a revelation. But I will out myself if someone guesses correctly!

Wow! Nothing gets by you. And no, I am not Tom Brady, although if I was, I would fock the sh!t out of myself

Good guesses, but none would be correct, if I was actually an alias.

I can fathom few things more insulting than being accused of being an alias. Numerous posters here have accused me of that very thing. I've done my best to debunk this myth and have gone so far as to post my picture in the current pinned thread and the earlier geek pic post thread (before the Latin Pimp crash). Assuming arguendo that I am indeed alias, just who do you think I am an alias of? Taking it one step further, if I truly am an alias, and anyone here is able to successfully identify me, I will reveal myself. Seriously. So, guess away, and good luck!

Winner: "Wind Beneath My Wings", performed by the divine Better Midler, from the 1988 film "Beaches" First Runner-up: "The Touch", performed by the stupendous Stan Bush, from the 1986 film "The Transformers: The Movie" Honorable Mention: "A Love That Will Never Grow Old", performed by the incomparable Emmylou Harris, from the 2005 film "Brokeback Mountain"

Middle school guidance counselor. I also give piano and voice lessons in my home.

I'm not a Republican, but that gets me excited

Yes please

"Sorry, the link that brought you to this page seems to be out of date or broken." Some fockwad deleted my thread. Focking jocksniffing homophobes I hope whomever is responsible for this cowardly act of censorship dies slowly from blood loss caused by partially severed genitals.