edjr 5,564 Posted February 14, 2017 Don't ever put me in crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 14, 2017 Don't ever put me in crazy. Mine could never tell until it was in. #defective Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 14, 2017 You better start beating off lefty or your gonna look like you've been focking around corners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 14, 2017 Don't ever put me in crazy. So you're gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted February 14, 2017 Your brain doesn't control you, I do - never forget it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 14, 2017 So you're gay? ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 14, 2017 ? They're all crazy, it's just a matter of degree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted February 14, 2017 going commando and zippers don't mix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted February 14, 2017 "I am not a monster" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 14, 2017 going commando and zippers don't mix My mom zipped me up once and caught a piece of skin. not fun. wasn't as bad as when my dad put the q-tip in too far (my ear) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 14, 2017 If you fight a kid in cowboy boots, DON'T LET HIM KICK ME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 14, 2017 If you fight a bunch of 3rd graders...make sure to throw a rape on the first one you kill...use me wisely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 14, 2017 If you stick it in the stink instead of the pink, you get poo d!ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 14, 2017 You can't punch all your problems away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted February 14, 2017 Don't ever bust a load into average poor chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 14, 2017 Put it in crazy, they are the best in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted February 14, 2017 I like big butts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted February 15, 2017 going commando and zippers don't mix Happened to me in 8th grade. HOly Mother Fock. I'd rather be waterboarded. No shiit, I wore button downs until college at least. My teacher was fixin to rip me a new one for taking so long in the bafroom. He took one look at my face - and his face, entire demeanor changed. I'm not sure he knew the details, but, based upon the look on my face, he knew there was nothing he could do to me that would be worse than whatever I'd been through up to that point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,633 Posted February 15, 2017 I lick big butts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted February 15, 2017 I lick big butts. Only on Valentine's Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,199 Posted February 15, 2017 If you stick it in the stink instead of the pink, you get poo d!ck. This is basically what I was going to post. So I'll go instead with... As you get older, that booze ain't exactly helping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 15, 2017 Don't piss in the wind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 470 Posted February 15, 2017 Go into a hypothetical dark room for 8 hours a day for 40 hours a week for a year.You'll end up chaffed, but you'll be a millionaire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 15, 2017 "I can only throw up so many times a day" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted February 15, 2017 We will get along a lot better if you use your mouth once in a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted February 15, 2017 We will get along a lot better if you use your mouth once in a while. Dislocated a vertebrae trying that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 15, 2017 Dislocated a vertebrae trying that. Try getting a bigger peemus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 15, 2017 Happened to me in 8th grade. HOly Mother Fock. I'd rather be waterboarded. No shiit, I wore button downs until college at least. My teacher was fixin to rip me a new one for taking so long in the bafroom. He took one look at my face - and his face, entire demeanor changed. I'm not sure he knew the details, but, based upon the look on my face, he knew there was nothing he could do to me that would be worse than whatever I'd been through up to that point. So like 5 years ago I went commando one day....was in a rush and zipped up one of my nuts. Obviously hurt like Fock...bleeding, etc. I got it stopped, and tried to let it heal. Of course...doesn't heal. Starts swelling. Have to trot into the doctor and show him my nuts and what happened (awesome experience)...he gives me some medicine stuff. Fast forward 5 years and I'm doing that life insurance stuff I had a thread on. Chick from the agency calls up and says, "Looks like you were on _________ medicine? What was that treating and is it a current issue. So 5 years later I had to retell the story to some chick how I zipped up my balls. FML. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted February 15, 2017 One in the hand isn't worth two in the bush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted February 15, 2017 Try getting a bigger peemus. ...Your lips to God's ears. - Um, not that I want my peemus near either of those things... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted February 15, 2017 Dislocated a vertebrae trying that. You are supposed to keep your head on the outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites