This is how you hunt poosay kids....

[cyclone24 1,799]

http://abcn.ws/2lirljv.

 

God damned savage. Thats how you market. Are they all gonna bang him? No...but his options just went up.

Well done kid.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Genius. He's like, "good deed? I'm just tryin to get a handy."

[Brad GLuckman 518]

Genius

[supermike80 1,285]

Please. He's as gay as can be. No one sees that??

[wiffleball 4,631]

...Whereupon an urgent all Parents meeting was called to discuss the insensitivity of giving chocolate only to 'biological girls' and that some have expressed the trauma and stigmatization they felt at being left out of the chocolate giveaway.

 

Those speakers were frequently interrupted by the parents of children with severe peanut allergies who have threatened a lawsuit for the school allowing their children to be subjected to a 'hostile and potentially deadly' environment. Members of the BLTWGUACNOMAYO community were 'extremely disheartened' that such an act of obvious heterosexual behavior would be condoned in what was promised to be a safe and inclusive environment for all regardless of gender or species attraction.

 

Outside the meeting, parents of diabetic children boycotted the meeting until blood sugar neutral alternative snacks were provided to all.

 

A few protesters never made it past the parking lot. The parents of children with lactose intolerance were confronted by others preaching tolerance for all - including lactose.

 

Reached for comment, Reverend Quanell Clinton-Ha-Ha-Dix noted that only MILK chocolate was distributed thus perpetuating the severe cultural bias against all things DARK and insisted that equal amounts of both types of chocolate be provided, but noted with optimism that the "completely unnatural" white chocolate was "finally not part of the discussion. As it is clearly an appropriation of the more 'natural' form of chocolate."

 

Meabwhile, LULAC - the union of Latin American workers were joined by members of the teacher's union (NEA) in support of all union members who felt allegiance to the untenable and hazardous conditions harversters of the cocoa bean face every day. Demanding better wages, health benefits and affordable housing for all.

 

Meanwhile, the female (and those identifying as female) members of the class walked out in protest of the clearly sexist and misogynistic practice of Valentine's Day as a holdover of the days of Male Demagoguery & Paternalism. Students were seen holding placards stating such things as "My Body <> Your Bounty" and "Sugar <> Respek!"

 

In response, the child in question has been suspended indefinitely and sent to an alternative school that "stresses inclusion, diversity and respect for all".

 

This tearful child has since apologized for his insensitive actions. His parents claim that this has been a "teachable moment for all" and hope that this tragedy can ultimately "bring the community together".

 

On a hopeful note, the Southern Poverty Law Center has created a scholarship in the child's name for his "courageous actions in opening a much-needed dialogue among and with all marginalized communities oftentimes overlooked in public schools."

 

THe Child and his family have subsequently accepted an invitation to be appear on "The View" and "Ellen" to discuss this impactful moment in the "sincere hope that others may learn from our mistakes".

[supermike80 1,285]

...Whereupon an urgent all Parents meeting was called to discuss the insensitivity of giving chocolate only to 'biological girls' and that some have expressed the trauma and stigmatization they felt at being left out of the chocolate giveaway.

 

Those speakers were frequently interrupted by the parents of children with severe peanut allergies who have threatened a lawsuit for the school allowing their children to be subjected to a 'hostile and potentially deadly' environment. Members of the BLTWGUACNOMAYO community were 'extremely disheartened' that such an act of obvious heterosexual behavior would be condoned in what was promised to be a safe and inclusive environment for all regardless of gender or species attraction.

 

Outside the meeting, parents of diabetic children boycotted the meeting until blood sugar neutral alternative snacks were provided to all.

 

A few protesters never made it past the parking lot. The parents of children with lactose intolerance were confronted by others preaching tolerance for all - including lactose.

 

Reached for comment, Reverend Quanell Clinton-Ha-Ha-Dix noted that only MILK chocolate was distributed thus showing the severe cultural bias against all things DARK and insisted that equal amounts of both types of chocolate be provided, but that

 

Meabwhile, LULAC - the union of Latin American workers were joined by members of the teacher's union (NEA) in support of all union members who felt allegiance to the untenable and hazardous conditions harverstors of the cocoa bean face every day. Demanding better wages, health benefits and affordable housing for all.

 

Not to be left out, Reverend Vagina Quanell Clinton Ha-Ha Dix noted that only the lighter colored 'milk' chocolate was distributed - thus belying the generations-old inherent systematic and institution bias against so called 'dark' chocolate. Still, he noted that progress has been made in that 'white chocolate' - which is clearly an unnatural appropriation of 'natural chocolate' was not introduced to the student body as a whole.

 

Meanwhile, the female (and those identifying as female) members of the class walked out in protest of the clearly sexist and misogynistic practice of Valentine's Day as a holdover of the days of Male Demagoguery & Paternalism. Students were seen holding placards stating such things as "My Body <> Your Bounty" and "Sugar <> Respek!"

 

In response, the child in question has been suspended indefinitely and sent to an alternative school that "stresses inclusion, diversity and respect for all".

 

This tearful child has since apologized for his insensitive actions. His parents claim that this has been a "teachable moment for all" and hope that this tragedy can ultimately "bring the community together".

 

On a hopeful note, the Southern Poverty Law Center has created a scholarship in the child's name for his "courageous actions in opening a much-needed dialogue among and with all marginalized communities oftentimes overlooked in public schools."

 

THe Child and his family have subsequently accepted an invitation to be appear on "The View" and "Ellen" to discuss this impactful moment in the "sincere hope that others may learn from our mistakes".

Holy crap have you got too much time on your hands

[wiffleball 4,631]

Holy crap have you got too much time on your hands

 

"I have words, I have the BEST words. I'm a really smart guy actually..." Bigly.

[frank 2,144]

Holy crap have you got too much time on your hands

Is it any wonder?

[wiffleball 4,631]

Is it any wonder?

Sorry, it's ticking away with my sanity.

[iam90sbaby 2,120]

I mean he is from Utah, just getting ready for the Mormon lifestyle.

[Mookz 1,287]

Please. He's as gay as can be. No one sees that??

 

His name is Tryston. Chicken or the egg?

 

...Whereupon an urgent all Parents meeting was called to discuss the insensitivity of giving chocolate only to 'biological girls' and that some have expressed the trauma and stigmatization they felt at being left out of the chocolate giveaway.

 

Those speakers were frequently interrupted by the parents of children with severe peanut allergies who have threatened a lawsuit for the school allowing their children to be subjected to a 'hostile and potentially deadly' environment. Members of the BLTWGUACNOMAYO community were 'extremely disheartened' that such an act of obvious heterosexual behavior would be condoned in what was promised to be a safe and inclusive environment for all regardless of gender or species attraction.

 

Outside the meeting, parents of diabetic children boycotted the meeting until blood sugar neutral alternative snacks were provided to all.

 

A few protesters never made it past the parking lot. The parents of children with lactose intolerance were confronted by others preaching tolerance for all - including lactose.

 

Reached for comment, Reverend Quanell Clinton-Ha-Ha-Dix noted that only MILK chocolate was distributed thus perpetuating the severe cultural bias against all things DARK and insisted that equal amounts of both types of chocolate be provided, but noted with optimism that the "completely unnatural" white chocolate was "finally not part of the discussion. As it is clearly an appropriation of the more 'natural' form of chocolate."

 

Meabwhile, LULAC - the union of Latin American workers were joined by members of the teacher's union (NEA) in support of all union members who felt allegiance to the untenable and hazardous conditions harversters of the cocoa bean face every day. Demanding better wages, health benefits and affordable housing for all.

 

Meanwhile, the female (and those identifying as female) members of the class walked out in protest of the clearly sexist and misogynistic practice of Valentine's Day as a holdover of the days of Male Demagoguery & Paternalism. Students were seen holding placards stating such things as "My Body <> Your Bounty" and "Sugar <> Respek!"

 

In response, the child in question has been suspended indefinitely and sent to an alternative school that "stresses inclusion, diversity and respect for all".

 

This tearful child has since apologized for his insensitive actions. His parents claim that this has been a "teachable moment for all" and hope that this tragedy can ultimately "bring the community together".

 

On a hopeful note, the Southern Poverty Law Center has created a scholarship in the child's name for his "courageous actions in opening a much-needed dialogue among and with all marginalized communities oftentimes overlooked in public schools."

 

THe Child and his family have subsequently accepted an invitation to be appear on "The View" and "Ellen" to discuss this impactful moment in the "sincere hope that others may learn from our mistakes".

 

100x better written than the actual article.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566]

I gotta say Wiff, that is the best thing you have ever wrote

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

...Whereupon an urgent all Parents meeting was called to discuss the insensitivity of giving chocolate only to 'biological girls' and that some have expressed the trauma and stigmatization they felt at being left out of the chocolate giveaway.

 

Those speakers were frequently interrupted by the parents of children with severe peanut allergies who have threatened a lawsuit for the school allowing their children to be subjected to a 'hostile and potentially deadly' environment. Members of the BLTWGUACNOMAYO community were 'extremely disheartened' that such an act of obvious heterosexual behavior would be condoned in what was promised to be a safe and inclusive environment for all regardless of gender or species attraction.

 

Outside the meeting, parents of diabetic children boycotted the meeting until blood sugar neutral alternative snacks were provided to all.

 

A few protesters never made it past the parking lot. The parents of children with lactose intolerance were confronted by others preaching tolerance for all - including lactose.

 

Reached for comment, Reverend Quanell Clinton-Ha-Ha-Dix noted that only MILK chocolate was distributed thus perpetuating the severe cultural bias against all things DARK and insisted that equal amounts of both types of chocolate be provided, but noted with optimism that the "completely unnatural" white chocolate was "finally not part of the discussion. As it is clearly an appropriation of the more 'natural' form of chocolate."

 

Meabwhile, LULAC - the union of Latin American workers were joined by members of the teacher's union (NEA) in support of all union members who felt allegiance to the untenable and hazardous conditions harversters of the cocoa bean face every day. Demanding better wages, health benefits and affordable housing for all.

 

Meanwhile, the female (and those identifying as female) members of the class walked out in protest of the clearly sexist and misogynistic practice of Valentine's Day as a holdover of the days of Male Demagoguery & Paternalism. Students were seen holding placards stating such things as "My Body <> Your Bounty" and "Sugar <> Respek!"

 

In response, the child in question has been suspended indefinitely and sent to an alternative school that "stresses inclusion, diversity and respect for all".

 

This tearful child has since apologized for his insensitive actions. His parents claim that this has been a "teachable moment for all" and hope that this tragedy can ultimately "bring the community together".

 

On a hopeful note, the Southern Poverty Law Center has created a scholarship in the child's name for his "courageous actions in opening a much-needed dialogue among and with all marginalized communities oftentimes overlooked in public schools."

 

THe Child and his family have subsequently accepted an invitation to be appear on "The View" and "Ellen" to discuss this impactful moment in the "sincere hope that others may learn from our mistakes".

Epic!!!

 

Should be moved to some site to get more hits

[Cdub100 3,366]

Idiot.

 

He's going to be the guy at the bar who buys the girls drinks, while they leave with Chad and he gets the friend zone for being so nice.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

Damn Wiffle, that's flying around the internet worthy. You need to get that out there.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Love the story.

The kids story, that is. Hopefully tomorrow when I sober up I'll love Wiffs story too.

[Gepetto 979]

All I gave my girl was a virtual rose via text

[patweisers44 697]

Tryston ?