Which cute little critter would you eat: Koala bear, baby seal or a puppy?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

You have to eat one...............

[drobeski 3,061]

Baby seal

 

More tender

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

If hygienic and prepared well, I'd try any of them.

[MDC 5,875]

Baby seal. Probably makes great bacon.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

If hygienic and prepared well, I'd try any of them.

Im sure you have had puppy and didnt even know it china doll

[wiffleball 4,631]

Don't koalas have STDs?

[wiffleball 4,631]

As my friends from Greenpeace say,

 

You Can't Beat a Baby Seal!

[kilroy69 993]

All of them.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I was going to include a kitten but who wouldn't eat a lil poosay?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Seals eat fish. I'd think they would taste more like frog mixed in with liver.

 

Pandas eat bamboo and move slowly. I'd bet they are pretty tender.

 

Dog? If you've ever eaten at a Chinese Buffett you've already enjoyed some of Fido's greatest hits.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Baby seal and it's not even close. I bet they taste incredible

[MDC 5,875]

If hygienic and prepared well, I'd try any of them.

Youve already had puppy. You just didnt know it.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

As my friends from Greenpeace say,

 

You Can't Beat a Baby Seal!

Frank Zappa beat his favorite baby seal with a lead filled snowshoe.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Baby seal walks into a club..........

[Mike Honcho 4,007]

Impossible to answer without knowing how each is prepared.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Baby seal walks into a club..........

[tanatastic 2,061]

A high percentage of Koalas have chlamydia, look it up. Like almost all of them and its hurting their populations. Yes you can catch it from them, no not just sexually.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

Just throw some ketchup on any of them.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Don't koalas have STDs?

Apparently, 'yes'.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

A high percentage of Koalas have chlamydia, look it up. Like almost all of them and its hurting their populations. Yes you can catch it from them, no not just sexually.

 

So an overweight koala is a Whopper with cheese?

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Seal, no brainer. Surf and turf in one.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Seal, no brainer. Surf and turf in one.

Blech

 

http://goo.gl/images/M8cS4Y

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Blech

 

http://goo.gl/images/M8cS4Y

 

Seal must have been packing some serious club if Heidi Klum could look at that face and still say 'sure'.

[wiffleball 4,631]

 

Seal must have been packing some serious club if Heidi Klum could look at that face and still say 'sure'.

 

God, no kidding. Remember when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett?

 

 

 

 

...shoulda got me a guitar...

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Blech

 

http://goo.gl/images/M8cS4Y

Somebody already got the cheeks. Best part.

[vuduchile 1,940]

A high percentage of Koalas have chlamydia. Yes you can catch it from them, no not just sexually.

I guess that means if youre gonna cuddle a koala, you might as well go down on it.

[wiffleball 4,631]

I want to know the first guy to figure out the koalas have chlamydia.

 

doctor says, well Bob, it looks like you have chlamydia! Have you been having unprotected sex?

 

With humans, or...?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

I'm the first guy to figure out the koalas have chlamydia.

 

doctor says, well Bob, it looks like you have chlamydia! Have you been having unprotected sex?

 

With humans, or...?

 

I didn't know your name is Bob.

[ROCKFORD 134]

deep fried kittens.

 

they scream when you drop them in hot oil.