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#1 Djgb13

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:26 PM

DAM shes smokin


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#2 DonS

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:33 PM

Wow. I guess prayer works afterall.
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#3 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:33 PM

I may have to rethink this whole non-religious thing I have going on.  :unsure:


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#4 RaiderHater's Revenge

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:47 PM

shes no Lucy Pinder


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#5 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 04:27 PM

meh.  sderk has had much better.

 

Seriously - he said so.



#6 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 04:28 PM

meh.  sderk has had much better.

 

Seriously - he said so.

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#7 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 04:50 PM

She fine but slight minus for the 'outie' belly button.

BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#8 mobb_deep

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 04:58 PM

She looks sort of like a young Aishwarya Rai. :wub:

 

https://goo.gl/images/5C7fu5


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#9 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:03 PM

I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for.



#10 Gladiators

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:11 PM

I might identify as Tim Tebow for a night and hang out with her.

#11 DonS

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:17 PM

She looks sort of like a young Aishwarya Rai. :wub:
 
https://goo.gl/images/5C7fu5


Very nice! I'd probably bust my nut before I could fully say her name, though.

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#12 RaiderHater's Revenge

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:18 PM

I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for.

 

I am sure if you are Tim Tebow and you have gone your whole life turning away top notch tail, you can wait

 

curious to me is if she is actually a virgin as well, my guess is NOPE, shes from South Africa, so you know shes had that dark meat 


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#13 DonS

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:19 PM

I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for.


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#14 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:21 PM

Link?

 

http://www.fftodayfo...=6#entry6391520

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

 

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:23 PM

 

http://www.fftodayfo...=6#entry6391520

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

 

Link provided and confirmed.

 

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#16 posty

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:33 PM

7.25-carat ring?

Damn, she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch multiple times... Of course, he won't know if she is worth it or not...

#17 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:24 PM

7.25-carat ring?

Damn, she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch multiple times... Of course, he won't know if she is worth it or not...


I noticed that too. I also noticed it said "solitaire" not diamond, and "internally flawless like you" which makes one think CZ.

#18 NorthernVike

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:30 PM

 
http://www.fftodayfo...=6#entry6391520
 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

 

Link provided and confirmed.


POW!

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#19 tanatastic

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:10 PM

He will finally be able to lose his virginity.

#20 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:15 PM



 

http://www.fftodayfo...=6#entry6391520

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

 

Link provided and confirmed.

No. I was just replying to one person who called me gay because of my previous profession. I never said:

 

" [I] have had much better." than whoever this chick is. I don't even know who this chick is.

 

Poor comprehension skills by you.

 

And just because you can't get a hot chick, doesn't mean I didn't. Sorry to inform you dude.



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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:29 PM

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ETA: seriously Mike?

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#22 cbfalcon

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:07 PM

There is no way to know where she ranks in the universe. She may be well below average even.
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#23 MDC

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:08 PM

He will finally be able to lose his virginity.


It will take approximately 5 seconds.
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#24 Gladiators

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:10 PM

It will take approximately 5 seconds.


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#25 sderk

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:18 PM

I wonder if he will say 'Thank You Jesus!' after she says, 'I do'?



#26 Gladiators

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:27 PM

It will take approximately 5 seconds.


I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is.

#27 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:26 AM

I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is.


I cant imagine it as MYSELF, a goofy overweight loser.

With the caliber of poon he's likely had throwing itself at him, he's either ghey or has will of steel.

If it's the later, I don't understand it, but I respect it.

#28 Gladiators

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:35 AM

I cant imagine it as MYSELF, a goofy overweight loser.

With the caliber of poon he's likely had throwing itself at him, he's either ghey or has will of steel.

If it's the later, I don't understand it, but I respect it.


Agreed. If he is able to hold off, I respect it.

#29 wiffleball

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:26 AM

Not worth it.

But beard worthy.
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#30 dain11279

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:17 AM

I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is.


Biggest lie in sports.

Starting QB at Florida, yeah he never landed any trim :rolleyes:

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#31 NorthernVike

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:56 AM

On their wedding night...

 

Tebow:  Please Lord don't let me cvm to fast please don't let me  ahhhhhggggghhhhhh.  WTF God!  That wasn't even 5 seconds.  :mad:

 

 

Rethinks life choices.  :(


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#32 parrot

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:24 AM

On their wedding night...

 

Tebow:  Please Lord don't let me cvm to fast please don't let me  ahhhhhggggghhhhhh.  WTF God!  That wasn't even 5 seconds.  :mad:

 

 

Rethinks life choices.  :(

 

Fiance' "If you would have gotten rid of the ball as fast as you get rid of a load you might still be in the league."


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#33 NorthernVike

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:10 PM

How disappointed will he be when he finds out she's been a whorra her whole life? 


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#34 DonS

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:42 PM

How disappointed will he be when he finds out she's been a whorra her whole life? 


Especially when he learns she's a Sodomite!
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#35 tanatastic

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:14 PM

Biggest lie in sports.
Starting QB at Florida, yeah he never landed any trim :rolleyes:

It’s complete horsecrap. He has dated multiple smoking hot women and celebrities. No chance they go along with this juvenile chastity thing.

#36 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:05 PM



No. I was just replying to one person who called me gay because of my previous profession. I never said:

 

" [I] have had much better." than whoever this chick is. I don't even know who this chick is.

 

Poor comprehension skills by you.

 

And just because you can't get a hot chick, doesn't mean I didn't. Sorry to inform you dude.

 

You don't need to lash out like that.

 

Sorry, pal, you got owned - and with your very own words.  Take it like a man.  All you can do is move forward at this point and hope you don't put your foot in your mouth again.

 

I'm rooting for you.   :thumbsup:



#37 sderk

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:30 PM

 
You don't need to lash out like that.
 
Sorry, pal, you got owned - and with your very own words.  Take it like a man.  All you can do is move forward at this point and hope you don't put your foot in your mouth again.
 
I'm rooting for you.   :thumbsup:


Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything.

#38 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:34 PM

Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything.

 

Oh, the irony.  :doh: 

 

Besides, I'm not fighting - just pointing out your own words.  We're good.   :cheers:



#39 MDC

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:48 PM

Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything.


My god ... really????!!? :lol:
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#40 sderk

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:50 PM

My god ... really????!!? :lol:

Yeah, really. You are worse than he is.