BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted March 14, 2018 I hate lawyers. Spoke with a lawyer that served my 80 year old mom a subpoena at her home. She has severe dementia and it's documented. Hasn't worked in twenty years. When told that, he laughed. Me: Are you for real? Him: See you in deposition. And mom. I served subpoenas for six years. All civil. Had my PI license. Did things I'm very proud of and some, not so much. But I got the job done. Worked for the biggest law firms in the city. He knew my name. And he drew the parish hat. Tried to serve me. Didn't answer the door. Served my dementia ridden mother. She accepted it. She'll never remember it. Point of the story is, who cares. Best way to avoid court is to not get served. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted March 14, 2018 Should have brought his girlfriend some crawfish 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted March 14, 2018 Tomorrow is only Tuesday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted March 14, 2018 Or Wednesday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,192 Posted March 14, 2018 Why were you served? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted March 14, 2018 Why were you served? Business. Old business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted March 14, 2018 Why were you overserved? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 14, 2018 I got served once. It was awful. Those kids busted out some sick dance moves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted March 14, 2018 Don't be a dickbag, and you won't be dragged to court? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted March 14, 2018 In my last role as a Corp officer (don't ever do that btw), I got served about every six weeks or so. The first time you see SOP, its freaky, but soon becomes deriguer. Except when we were sop by a totally Russian mobbed-up organization. That sucker was as big as a phone book. And, coincidentally, that lawyer that just got busted from Trump's camp? That was our firm for all matters Russian too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted March 14, 2018 That's one of the things that seems awry about Bunnys latest yarn. There's a difference between an attorney and a process server. I have never seen nor even heard of sop at the hands of the actual litigating counsel. In his neck of the woods, I would have believed that the Parish Sheriff or one of his deputies provided SOP long before I would believe that opposing counsel would do so. But, it's bunny. And it was after dark when he posted. So... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted March 14, 2018 I got served once. It was awful. Those kids busted out some sick dance moves I laughed but I am not proud of it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted March 14, 2018 In my last role as a Corp officer (don't ever do that btw), I got served about every six weeks or so. The first time you see SOP, its freaky, but soon becomes deriguer. Except when we were sop by a totally Russian mobbed-up organization. That sucker was as big as a phone book. And, coincidentally, that lawyer that just got busted from Trump's camp? That was our firm for all matters Russian too. I love when you go fancy French.. de rigueur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted March 14, 2018 I got served once. It was awful. Those kids busted out some sick dance moves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 14, 2018 I hate lawyers. Vile humans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 14, 2018 Vile humans. What about fake lawyers?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 14, 2018 What about fake lawyers?? Even more vile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted March 14, 2018 What about fake lawyers?? You rang? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
