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That's your grandmother and her thyroids acting up.

 

Had one of those. God she creeped me out. Even Muppets were like damn lady, thems some bug-ass eyes.

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Owls scare the crap out of me. Anybody who's ever spent any time around old people know what I'm talking about. Something happens with the skin and their jaw line and old people suddenly develop a sort of permanent scream look on their face. Sort of like the alien at the end credits of Star Trek. Owls look a lot like that. I bet they scare the s*** out of all the other birds. Then they pull that whole Linda Blair thing where their head spins around like they're possessed. Plus, I had one outside my window for a couple years. Annoying as f***. The only time It wasn't making that noise when was when it was eviscerating one of the neighbor pets. Evil scary bastards they are.

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Ok...some of the below is just straight ass cruelty to kats, but most of it is just kats being stupid

 

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omg I want one. How did the owl fad not take off!

 

I think that must make me the ghey

That's not what makes you ghey. hth

 

Build one bridge werds....

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phew

Let me rephrase that...

 

"That's not what made you ghey" is what I meant to say.

My bad

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Do you guys know which kind is the most hypocritical owl?

 

Owl Gore.

Do you know who the most out of shape owl is? I betcha don't.

 

Fat Owlbert

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Do you know how scientists can keep track of the number of owls in a given area?

 

They use Owlgebra.

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Contrary to popular belief, they don't really taste like chicken. :(

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Contrary to popular belief, they don't really taste like chicken. :(

Which is why they don't serve it at owlive garden.

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Which is why they don't serve it at owlive garden.

Seems like it would be delish in their owlfredo.

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