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#1 NorthernVike

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 05:51 AM

2nd one in a week.  Yeah me.  They didn't get very far on the first one as they ran into a fold in my colon the doc wasn't comfortable pushing through so an other one is going to give it a shot.  Hoping there isn't a giant focking tumor blocking my poop shoot. Been two days since I've had any solid food and drinking the prep was a blast. Literally.

Get in and get checked out you old focks.








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#2 NewbieJr

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 06:20 AM

I bet last night was fun. Getting yourself all cleared out. Good luck man. I hope they don't find anything serious.
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#3 Alias Detective

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 06:42 AM

2nd one in a week. Yeah me. They didn't get very far on the first one as they ran into a fold in my colon the doc wasn't comfortable pushing through so an other one is going to give it a shot. Hoping there isn't a giant focking tumor blocking my poop shoot. Been two days since I've had any solid food and drinking the prep was a blast. Literally.
Get in and get checked out you old focks.
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I bet last night was fun. Getting yourself all cleared out. Good luck man. I hope they don't find anything serious.


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#4 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 07:36 AM

Watch the king of the hill episode when hank gets a coloniscopy. Hilarious!!! Probably on youtube someplace

#5 patweisers44

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 07:40 AM

Good Luck.  "Folded Colon" doesn't sound pleasant.  Hope all turns out well.

 

 

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#6 fandandy

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 07:46 AM

Here's to hoping it slides so far up your ass that it blows your mind.

 

Also, good luck.  Hope all is as it should be.



#7 edjr

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:04 AM

hope you get aids


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#8 TimmySmith

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:40 AM

Congrats on finding a doctor with a shorter peenus than the first one.   :thumbsup:


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#9 MDC

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:31 AM

Don't worry: considering how often the lower third of your colon gets probed I doubt you'll even feel it. :thumbsup:
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#10 fandandy

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:38 AM

Don't worry: considering how often the lower third of your colon gets probed I doubt you'll even feel it. :thumbsup:

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#11 vuduchile

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:54 AM

Try not to c um.







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#12 jerryskids

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:56 AM

Good luck man. Hope the "fold" is just another broken butt plug. :thumbsup:

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#13 patweisers44

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:59 AM

Good luck man. Hope the "fold" is just another broken butt plug. :thumbsup:

This post is hilarious. the word "another" takes that to another level.  :first:


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#14 Kanil

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:03 AM

Cant they do these by sonar now?  No fingers necessary?



#15 dain11279

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:07 AM

Cant they do these by sonar now?  No fingers necessary?


Why would you wanna take all the fun out of it? :(

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#16 Mookz

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:07 AM

Cant they do these by sonar now?  No fingers necessary?

 

Like a submarine is any better?  :dunno:



#17 tanatastic

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:35 AM

Nah I don't go to doctors. They will find something if you go, that's their business. But if you don't go you will be fine.

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#18 NorthernVike

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:22 PM

0 for 2 :wall:

Next up...barium enema and exrays.



I'm getting focking sick of this shiot. :mad:

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