vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 28, 2016 IMO, the greatest quote ever should be be succinct, spot on accurate, make you think, and make you laugh a little. My choice: "Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 28, 2016 "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." Colonel Sanders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 28, 2016 "This cheeseburger tastes delicious" David Hasselhoff 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,593 Posted April 28, 2016 "Who are you going to believe, me, or your lying eyes"? - Richard Pryor 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 28, 2016 “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” - H.L. Mencken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted April 28, 2016 "What's the meaning of life.......The illusive fish in the pantyhose that no one can seem to find."- Mick Mars 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted April 28, 2016 "Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems" - Homer Simpson 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 28, 2016 “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” - H.L. Mencken This one doesn't make me laugh. Not even a little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 28, 2016 This one doesn't make me laugh. Not even a little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 28, 2016 This one doesn't make me laugh. Not even a little. So it's my fault you don't get throat slitting humor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted April 28, 2016 "Dying ain't much of a living, boy." Clint Eastwood 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted April 28, 2016 "good times and riches and son of a b!tches I've seen more than I can recall. " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted April 28, 2016 "got any gum?" ~ Joe Walsh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,593 Posted April 28, 2016 "Time out!" - Chris Webber 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 28, 2016 Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid ~ John Wayne 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 28, 2016 "I got it, I got it" - Alex Rodriguez 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted April 28, 2016 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted April 28, 2016 There is no personal problem that can not be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted April 28, 2016 “Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.” ― Mickey Rivers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted April 28, 2016 "He entered her." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,593 Posted April 28, 2016 "I got it, I got it" - Alex Rodriguez "I got it,......Fock ." - Asante Samuel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 28, 2016 Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid ~ John Wayne One of my favorites for sure.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 28, 2016 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 28, 2016 “You can't hate the roots of a tree and not hate the tree.” - Malcolm X Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 28, 2016 "Do you want to play a game?" - Joshua Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 28, 2016 "Do you want to play a game?" - Joshua WOPR no cheese How much did BK pay for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 28, 2016 Men have only two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sammich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 28, 2016 Men have only two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sammich. MDC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 28, 2016 If you ever dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize. ~ Muhammad Ali Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted April 28, 2016 "Do you want to play a game?" - Joshua It's "Shall we play a game?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted April 28, 2016 "There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,087 Posted April 28, 2016 You can not legislate intelligence and common sense into people. ~ Will Rogers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted April 28, 2016 "If I'd have shot her instead of marrying her I'd be a free man today" ~ Hank the Butcher, my boss back in the '90s responding to congratulations on his 30th wedding anniversary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 28, 2016 "Shall we play a game?" Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 28, 2016 You can't hate the roots of a tree and not hate the tree. - Malcolm X I completely disagree with this on every level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,542 Posted April 28, 2016 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted April 28, 2016 A flute without holes is not a flute and a donut without a hole is a danish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 28, 2016 I completely disagree with this on every level. Agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted April 29, 2016 Okay, so far, Some of these are iconic, but The most realistic Is Nicholson's quote about women in As good as it gets. We all know that. It meets every Criterion laid out in the original post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted April 29, 2016 I drink to make other people more interesting - Hemingway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
