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Arizona guy fakes having Down’s syndrome for sponge baths

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An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9.

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This is a moon landing, but in fairness, cloaca du joire's title is ambiguous.

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True story:

 

An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9.

This article makes me wonder...

I wonder if he'll knock me out of the Guinness Book of World Records.

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True story:

 

An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9.

This article makes me wonder...

If you masturbate all day long, arent you really only masturbating once a day? Which is pretty normal IMO.

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If you masturbate all day long, arent you really only masturbating once a day? Which is pretty normal IMO.

I'd love to see the message bored he peruses.

 

So that freak nurse who gets off counting how many times I masturbate was here again today.

 

Nine. I swear to God she's gonna be the death of me. My testicles look like raisins.

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True story:

 

An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9.

This article makes me wonder...

Was she caring for Wiff?

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I'd love to see the message bored he peruses.

 

So that freak nurse who gets off counting how many times I masturbate was here again today.

 

Nine. I swear to God she's gonna be the death of me. My testicles look like raisins.

:lol: :lol:

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It was a compulsion. I think he would leave the room.

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He didn't have Downs Syndrome, but he most likely has Ups.

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I'd love to see the message bored he peruses.

 

So that freak nurse who gets off counting how many times I masturbate was here again today.

 

Nine. I swear to God she's gonna be the death of me. My testicles look like raisins.

😁😂😀

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What if he actually had downs but pretended to be a major/doctor?

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True story:

 

An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9.

This article makes me wonder...

 

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Now you know where I've been. Can't hid anymore

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