Mungwater 588 Posted September 16, 2018 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/15/arizona-man-fakes-having-down-syndrome-hires-women-to-bathe-him-and-change-his-diapers-police.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted September 16, 2018 I don't have to fake it. Most people just assume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,686 Posted September 16, 2018 True story: An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9. This article makes me wonder... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,499 Posted September 16, 2018 This is a moon landing, but in fairness, cloaca du joire's title is ambiguous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,499 Posted September 16, 2018 True story: An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9. This article makes me wonder... I wonder if he'll knock me out of the Guinness Book of World Records. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted September 16, 2018 True story: An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9. This article makes me wonder... If you masturbate all day long, arent you really only masturbating once a day? Which is pretty normal IMO. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted September 16, 2018 If you masturbate all day long, arent you really only masturbating once a day? Which is pretty normal IMO. I'd love to see the message bored he peruses. So that freak nurse who gets off counting how many times I masturbate was here again today. Nine. I swear to God she's gonna be the death of me. My testicles look like raisins. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,430 Posted September 16, 2018 True story: An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9. This article makes me wonder... Was she caring for Wiff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,430 Posted September 16, 2018 I'd love to see the message bored he peruses. So that freak nurse who gets off counting how many times I masturbate was here again today. Nine. I swear to God she's gonna be the death of me. My testicles look like raisins. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,686 Posted September 16, 2018 It was a compulsion. I think he would leave the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted September 16, 2018 He didn't have Downs Syndrome, but he most likely has Ups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted September 16, 2018 Was she caring for Wiff? I wish.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted September 16, 2018 I'd love to see the message bored he peruses. So that freak nurse who gets off counting how many times I masturbate was here again today. Nine. I swear to God she's gonna be the death of me. My testicles look like raisins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,430 Posted September 16, 2018 I wish.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,407 Posted September 16, 2018 What if he actually had downs but pretended to be a major/doctor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted September 16, 2018 What if he actually had downs but pretended to be a major/doctor? Corky Howser, MD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 638 Posted September 17, 2018 True story: An older friend (D cup) used to do home care for a couple of years. I asked her if she ever had any really weird people to care for and she said yes. There was a young guy who stayed in the home but lived on his own. He would masturbate all day long she said. I asked her to tell me exactly what she meant, like how many times while she was there. She said 9. This article makes me wonder... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted September 17, 2018 Now you know where I've been. Can't hid anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites