mmmmm...beer 691 Posted August 23, 2017 Not constipated or any but feeling a little bloaty. Usually taking probiotics 2x a day will start the old pipes a rumbling, but meh... not so much lately. Don't want to do an irrigation or anything... just maybe a good weekend cleanse. Anyone recommend a good ol' fire down below? Want to clean my guts out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 23, 2017 Protein back up, lay off the cack for a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 23, 2017 When I worked on the cancer ward the patients would get backed up from all the pain killers they were on. Would give them prune juice to help cleanse them out. Docusate works as well. Occasionally would have to give an enema. Though I doubt that'll be the case with you. Try prune juice first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted August 23, 2017 [mr.hanky] don't forget to eat your fiber. [/mr.hanky] how about a double espresso? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted August 23, 2017 I'm more of a scat back nowadays instead of a fullback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,197 Posted August 23, 2017 I thought you had a squatty potty or whatever that magical poop stool is called. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted August 23, 2017 I thought you had a squatty potty or whatever that magical poop stool is called. Ya it works fine.. just haven't had a full blowout lately.. one of those maybe food poisoning, maybe not. Haha... always feel better after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 23, 2017 Ya it works fine.. just haven't had a full blowout lately.. one of those maybe food poisoning, maybe not. Haha... always feel better after. Oh I had a full blowout the other day. Not gonna lie I thought that was it for me. Thought I was gonna be one of those guys who died on the toilet. Scaredest I've ever been in my life. Worst feeling ever. It was like when you get food poisoning and you stomach feels like it's trying to pump itself by vomiting. It felt like that with pooping. Literally felt like my insides were gonna come out. Was getting lightheaded and dizzy. Heart started racing and I had to focus on breathing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted August 24, 2017 Oh I had a full blowout the other day. Not gonna lie I thought that was it for me. Thought I was gonna be one of those guys who died on the toilet. Scaredest I've ever been in my life. Worst feeling ever. It was like when you get food poisoning and you stomach feels like it's trying to pump itself by vomiting. It felt like that with pooping. Literally felt like my insides were gonna come out. Was getting lightheaded and dizzy. Heart started racing and I had to focus on breathing. You almost died, so you know it's good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted August 24, 2017 Oh I had a full blowout the other day. Not gonna lie I thought that was it for me. Thought I was gonna be one of those guys who died on the toilet. Scaredest I've ever been in my life. Worst feeling ever. It was like when you get food poisoning and you stomach feels like it's trying to pump itself by vomiting. It felt like that with pooping. Literally felt like my insides were gonna come out. Was getting lightheaded and dizzy. Heart started racing and I had to focus on breathing. boy or girl? and did you axe for the drugs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 24, 2017 Oh I definitely felt cleaned out afterwards. I was also exhausted by the end of it. Went and laid down on the couch cause I had no energy left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 24, 2017 Oh I definitely felt cleaned out afterwards. I was also exhausted by the end of it. Went and laid down on the couch cause I had no energy left. Holy Fock, how old are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 24, 2017 I reccomend a good C-Diff infection. Common bacteria will clean ya out in a couple days. Really smelly watery azz stools. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted August 24, 2017 I had surgery a few years ago. Got Oxycotin for the pain. They told me "drink lots of water". I tried to drink lots of water, but apparently not enough. GF went to store, got me Magnesium Citrate. Says "Take 1 tablespoon and wait". Nothing....for a day. Next morning, drank whole bottle. Bad.....idea. It will clean the back of your eyelids out. But be prepared to not go anywhere for about a day. Lots of the softest TP you can find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted August 24, 2017 Rather than adding a medication or "cleanse" to treat the problem temporarily, fix it permanently by altering the fiber intake in your diet. Try a vegetarian diet for a week. It's damn near impossible to be constipated eating a bunch of fruit, veggies and beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 24, 2017 Squatty Potty works..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted August 24, 2017 I reccomend a good C-Diff infection. Common bacteria will clean ya out in a couple days. Really smelly watery azz stools. Sometimes China catches me like that. In the bathroom every hour and don't want to be more than thirty seconds out of the vicinity of a toilet. Do more spraying than sh*tting and go through rolls of toilet paper. My a$$ is sore and extra sensitive from all the wiping. When this hits I never feel 'done". I'm done when nothing comes out anymore and I get tired of waiting for more. The feeling of completion never arrives. That happens about twice a year. Lasts for 3-5 days. As to Beer's constipation problem: pretty much never. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted August 24, 2017 Chew on some raw chicken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted August 24, 2017 Couple tablespoons of MCT oil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted August 24, 2017 Second harvest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted August 24, 2017 Seriously though aloe vera juice is good for giving you nice clean good feeling shiiits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted August 25, 2017 Eat some lentil soup and wait 30 min Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
