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#1 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:19 AM

I mean I was not even looking for anything. Someone commented about making dinner for their mini me. I commented about my mini me. Next thing were chatting. 24 years old(im 41) kids the same age. Oh did I mention she is pretty? Like really pretty. 7-10 for sure easy. Rocking body. We have been chatting today too. I like where this is going. I have not found literally anyone in the last 2 years that I have been interested in at all other than using for my pleasure. . She is the first. 

 

I know I know rats ass. 


Its still not a hummingbird.

#2 The Elevator Killer

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:24 AM

That's how it happens. You find them when you aren't looking. Congrats dude. Welcome to the dirty old man club. It rocks. 


When's the next band coming on man? It seems like decades since that cat played the guitar with his tongue. Damn I knocked over the bong again. 


#3 fandandy

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:25 AM

See if she wants to get in the 60's draft.



#4 nzoner

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:27 AM

See if she wants to get in the 60's draft.

:D


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#5 NorthernVike

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:56 AM

You gonna give her an STD? 


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#6 The Elevator Killer

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:58 AM

See if she wants to get in the 60's draft.

Don't be hatin'. 


When's the next band coming on man? It seems like decades since that cat played the guitar with his tongue. Damn I knocked over the bong again. 


#7 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:10 AM

CAN SIZE?!!!


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#8 dain11279

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:25 AM

CAN SIZE?!!!

 

Thank you, JFC you people suck lately :mad:


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#9 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:30 AM

CAN SIZE?!!!

 

Exactly!

 

I do think in situations like this where it is a new girl that we need to assess, we should also ask if she is into anal.  :banana:


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#10 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:32 AM

Anal sex is gross

#11 NorthernVike

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:34 AM

Anal sex is gross

Try giving it instead of receiving it. 


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#12 dain11279

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:34 AM

Try giving it instead of receiving it. 

 

:D


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#13 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:35 AM

Try giving it instead of receiving it. 

 

:first:


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#14 The Elevator Killer

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:35 AM

 

Exactly!

 

I do think in situations like this where it is a new girl that we need to assess, we should also ask if she is into anal.  :banana:

Does she bring her own strap on or use his? 


When's the next band coming on man? It seems like decades since that cat played the guitar with his tongue. Damn I knocked over the bong again. 


#15 The Elevator Killer

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:35 AM

Try giving it instead of receiving it. 

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When's the next band coming on man? It seems like decades since that cat played the guitar with his tongue. Damn I knocked over the bong again. 


#16 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:36 AM

Does she bring her own strap on or use his? 

 

That is just a stupid and uninformed comment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He doesn't bring up pegging until the 3rd or 4th date.  :nono:


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#17 The Elevator Killer

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:37 AM

 

That is just a stupid and uninformed comment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He doesn't bring up pegging until the 3rd or 4th date.  :nono:

My bad. 


When's the next band coming on man? It seems like decades since that cat played the guitar with his tongue. Damn I knocked over the bong again. 


#18 tanatastic

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:59 AM

Try giving it instead of receiving it.

Yahtzee

#19 edjr

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:00 PM

Try giving it instead of receiving it. 

 

:first:  :clap:  :overhead:  :doublethumbsup:


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#20 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:50 PM

Sorry. B's. She is pretty thin. Not much body fat at all. I would guess 130lbs. tops. Beautiful face. Blonde.  Nice little ass. 


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#21 edjr

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:53 PM

1st date on valentines date? 

 

with a girl that looks like that?


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#22 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:58 PM

1st date on valentines date? 

 

with a girl that looks like that?

Totally unintended. Seriously. Such a freaking innocent comment led to it. I mean I had no clue she was even a she. The app blinds that till you connect with another person. Kids connect people fast. 


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#23 Bier Meister

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:02 PM

so, how'd the date go?  good connection?  take her to a german restaurant and forget your wallet?  did she let you double click the mouse?


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#24 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:19 PM

It went well. Local dive bar. Got a kiss at the end of the date. Which is kinda refreshing to be honest. The whoress i have been with recently would have sucked me off in the parkinglot as a dinner reward. 


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#25 Bier Meister

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:20 PM

It went well. Local dive bar. Got a kiss at the end of the date. Which is kinda refreshing to be honest. The whoress i have been with recently would have sucked me off in the parkinglot as a dinner reward. 

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

but you say that like it's a bad thing. :lol:


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#26 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:53 PM

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

but you say that like it's a bad thing. :lol:

Definitely not. Just a different type of woman. 


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#27 tanatastic

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:04 PM

Definitely not. Just a different type of woman.

Yea the older we get, the more we realize those suck off whores are great for what they do, but you dont want to settle down or get involved with them. You arent special, they have sucked off plenty of other first dates as well. Guys think they are Gods gift and the woman just found them extra irresistible lol.

#28 Alias Detective

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:07 PM


Picture for Christ's sake

#29 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:11 PM

Yea the older we get, the more we realize those suck off whores are great for what they do, but you dont want to settle down or get involved with them. You arent special, they have sucked off plenty of other first dates as well. Guys think they are Gods gift and the woman just found them extra irresistible lol.

Perfectly put. Though I do not in fact think they are anything more than they are. Same for me. She is blowing me because she feels like she owes me for dinner. I could care less. 

 

Now the new one. We have not even brought up sex. Just kinda laughed and joked and talked about kids. 

 

 

NO pic of this one. She's not a whoree like the rest. Sorry. 


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#30 Alias Detective

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:13 PM

Perfectly put. Though I do not in fact think they are anything more than they are. Same for me. She is blowing me because she feels like she owes me for dinner. I could care less. 
 
Now the new one. We have not even brought up sex. Just kinda laughed and joked and talked about kids. 
 
 
NO pic of this one. She's not a whoree like the rest. Sorry.


Valentine's Day sucker.

#31 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:15 PM

Valentine's Day sucker.

If she has not been talking to me all day today. I would accept that guess. 


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#32 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:16 PM

If she has not been talking to me all day today. I would accept that guess. 


It's nice that you found a nice girl. How many kids does she have?

#33 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:21 PM

It's nice that you found a nice girl. How many kids does she have?

1. A 4 year old boy. The same age as mine. 


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#34 NorthernVike

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:23 PM

1. A 4 year old boy. The same age as mine. 

Looking for  a daddy.  She prolly used to be a BJ for supper type before her kid. 


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#35 edjr

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:24 PM

 

 

 

NO pic of this one. She's not a whoree like the rest. Sorry. 

 

:rolleyes:

 

If Medstudent can show pics of his babes, you can too


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#36 Bier Meister

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:28 PM

Definitely not. Just a different type of woman. 

 

 

Yea the older we get, the more we realize those suck off whores are great for what they do, but you dont want to settle down or get involved with them. You arent special, they have sucked off plenty of other first dates as well. Guys think they are Gods gift and the woman just found them extra irresistible lol.

 

 

but what if she blows all of her other 1st dates?


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#37 kilroy69

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:30 PM

 

:rolleyes:

 

If Medstudent can show pics of his babes, you can too

I have. Plenty of times. Just not THIS one. Think of me what you will I got a little space to fill. 


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#38 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:32 PM

 
 
 
 
but what if she blows all of her other 1st dates?


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#39 cbfalcon

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:34 PM

Whisper app? What is this? I need more info


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#40 Alias Detective

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:36 PM

Someone fell in love.