NorthernVike 2,079 Posted March 21, 2018 You'll go blind Your palms will get hairy There may be more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,477 Posted March 21, 2018 I call it maintenance. It's good for the ol' prostate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 21, 2018 I call it maintenance. It's good for the ol' prostate. Man Keigels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted March 21, 2018 I call it maintenance. It's good for the ol' prostate. Can I get my health insurance to pay for the lube? :hyper: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 926 Posted March 21, 2018 Too late. #metoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 21, 2018 Ok, but for how long? After lunch ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted March 21, 2018 Ok, but for how long? After lunch ok? Before lunch if you want some special sauce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 21, 2018 I miss the old days when I felt like I was being freaking electrocuted. Now, it's like just getting the rest of the Colgate out of the tube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted March 21, 2018 You'll go blind Your palms will get hairy There may be more Or you can be unfunny like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted March 21, 2018 Or you can be unfunny like you. Child Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 21, 2018 When I was a teen my dad was a pastor and the home computers and internet were just becoming a thing and he bought their first one and was showing it off to someone in the church. I had previously searched the effects of masturbation and this shits all new, I had no idea there was a history or that you were supposed to delete such searches. Ahywhoo, that's what popped up when he powered that focker on and let me just say, he was none too pleased with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 21, 2018 I'll stop when I have to strengthen my readers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,905 Posted March 21, 2018 When I was twelve, me and my friends we're hanging out with my friends older brother and extremely hot girlfriend (34C). the topic of masturbation came up. We all denied doing it. So he says "You know hair will grow on your palms if you do it every day." Every single one of us immediately looked at our palms. The hot chick was laughing hysterically at all of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted March 22, 2018 some of you my not be able to see this FB meme https://www.facebook.com/tastelessgentlemen/photos/a.297936620264740.70623.280304355361300/1970192179705834/?type=3&theater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
