Tomorrow is my Birthday, sadly I will not be here.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

Happy Birthday!

[edjr 5,552]

Thanks buddy.

 

Crazy busy day. Happy to be off tomorrow.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Are we supposed to take the thread title literally? Gun or bridge?

[SenatorRock 708]

Happy birthday Mike! edjr!

[shotsup 832]

Happy Birthday Corky

[5-Points 2,726]

Happy birthday.

[jerryskids 5,188]

He leaves for the weekend 15 posts away from 120K. Was there an IT emergency at the law office?

 

Phayle.

[porkbutt 861]

turns out it's not too sadly.

 

 

 

post your best edjr insult.

[Thornton Melon 542]

It's my birthday, too, of sorts. 15 years today on this board. I didn't realize I've been a loser for that long.

[Kanil 519]

It's my birthday, too, of sorts. 15 years today on this board. I didn't realize I've been a loser for that long.

 

Don't be so hard on yourself, man. You've been a loser for MUCH longer than that!

 

[jerryskids 5,188]

turns out it's not too sadly.

 

 

 

post your best edjr insult.

 

edjr, a phag, and a slut walk into a bar. edjr buys the bar and snorts coke off of the slut's stomach. The phag sues edjr before the ink dries on the purchase. Hilarity ensues.

[Kanil 519]

 

edjr, a phag, and a slut walk into a bar...

 

 

 

 

 

...Turns out they were all the same guy.

 

FTFY

[Kanil 519]

 

edjr, a phag and a slut.

 

Alternatively, just remove the Oxford comma.

[jerryskids 5,188]

 

Alternatively, just remove the Oxford comma.

 

The Oxford comma emphasizes that they are two different people.

[Kanil 519]

 

The Oxford comma emphasizes that they are two different people.

 

I prefer it as being a descriptor of edjr. Fock that guy.

[Thornton Melon 542]

 

Don't be so hard on yourself, man. You've been a loser for MUCH longer than that!

 

 

I know

[Baker Boy 1,484]

Birthdays are the celebration of not being an abortion statistic.

[edjr 5,552]

 

Alternatively, just remove the Oxford comma.

 

[edjr 5,552]

Thank you all for the kind words.

[GuardBum 73]

How was Laconia? Still a bunch of beer bottles and panties laying around from bike week?

[edjr 5,552]

How was Laconia? Still a bunch of beer bottles and panties laying around from bike week?

 

Naturally it rained almost the entire reception (which was outdoors) They did have a bigly yooge tent. Was right on Lake Winnipesaukee, 900k house (I looked it up). Gorgeous.

 

I had a great time, met some really cool people.

[GuardBum 73]

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Happy B-day. Still a couple of posts away

 

My 50th is coming up next week.

[edjr 5,552]

Happy B-day. Still a couple of posts away

 

My 50th is coming up next week.

 

Doing anything or is it a "surprise"

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

Doing anything or is it a "surprise"

 

 

I am sure that we will be going to a party (I was born on the 4th), but I am not into the surprise thing. My parents were expecting some sort of surprise party, but I told them to forget it. It is just another day.

[edjr 5,552]

 

I am sure that we will be going to a party (I was born on the 4th), but I am not into the surprise thing. My parents were expecting some sort of surprise party, but I told them to forget it. It is just another day.

 

They are cooking something up. I bet.

 

My kids mother will be 40 in 3 years and I'm already thinking of what to do. She's a great mom and a great ex. We have one weird ass relationship.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

They are cooking something up. I bet.

 

My kids mother will be 40 in 3 years and I'm already thinking of what to do. She's a great mom and a great ex. We have one weird ass relationship.

Sex?

[edjr 5,552]

Sex?

 

yes, occasionally when we are drunk.