Fingered at work

[lickin_starfish 1,477]

With all of th recent accusations of sexual assault in the headlines, I've been wondering if I have a case against my employer.

 

25 years ago, when I was 19, I had a physical in the company nurses office. The doctor performed the usual routine, blood pressure, turn-your-head and cough, and whatnot. At the end of the physical, he had me lay on the table, and gave me the ol' finger in the butt. Why would a 19 year old kid need a prostate exam?

 

Over the years, I have mentioned this to other employees, and noone else had to do that.

 

Do I have a sexual assault case?

[kutulu 1,542]

Are you sure it was a finger?

[Bier Meister 1,512]

are you just pissed because you had to pay extra for that?

[lickin_starfish 1,477]

I'm serious. Do I have a case? What proof would I need?

[joneo 529]

I'm serious. Do I have a case? What proof would I need?

 

Stool sample

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I wonder what he used as a tongue depressor....

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Are you sure it was a finger?

Were both hands on his shoulders?

[dain11279 927]

I'm serious. Do I have a case? What would I need?

 

A vagina

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

A vagina

So he's all set then.

[Bert 1,087]

We all know you liked it.

[Gladiators 1,903]

Doc was just testing your sexual orientation. Nothing to see here.

[joneo 529]

Bursts of solar winds caused a huge sparkling region around your anus?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,593]

Pffft. Bunny fingers 3 people by lunch on a slow day.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Pffft. Bunny fingers 3 people by lunch on a slow day.

And I always use the middle one.

[ROCKFORD 134]

my mom gave me a few Suppositories growing up.

 

 

Medicine can get into your body in a few different ways. You can swallow a pill, drink a liquid, or get a shot. A suppository is another way to deliver a drug. It's a small, round or cone-shaped object that you put in your body, often into your bottom. Once it’s inside, it melts or dissolves and releases its medication.

Suppositories may not be the most pleasant product you’ll ever use. But they can make it easier to take medicine that you can't swallow or that your stomach or intestines wouldn't absorb well.

Types of Suppositories

Suppositories have a base made from substances like gelatin or cocoa butter that surrounds the drug. As the warmth of your body melts the outside, the drug slowly releases.

Different types of suppositories go into the rectum, vagina, or the duct that empties your bladder, called the urethra. Sometimes they treat the area where you put them in. Or the medicine absorbs into your blood and travels to other parts of your body.

Rectal suppositories go in your bottom. They are about an inch long and have a rounded or bullet-shaped tip. You might take them to treat:

• Allergies
• Anxiety
• Asthma
• Constipation
• Fever
• Hemorrhoids
• Motion sickness
• Nausea
• Pain and itching
• Mental health problems, such as schizophrenia or bipolar disorder

 

 

pics nsfw !

[fandandy 3,311]

I used to play with a big red rubber bag with a hose attached to a white wand shaped thing. I don't know what I did with it, maybe singing into it like it was a microphone but mom caught me one time and that was the end of that.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You might have had a case, but the fact that you kept going back asking him to do it again hurts your chances.

[nospk 230]

So then really, he licked it