Keeping birds out of my business

[listen2me 23 1,541]

Any tips to keep birds out of roofed back deck? I dont mind the birds but the bird is a bit much.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Fake owl.

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

Pellet gun.

[posty 2,296]

Plastic Owl?

 

Rubber Snakes?

 

If you can get something up there that will move at random times, that will scare them away after a while...

 

One other option would be some kind of electric track that can be installed on areas that you see them sitting... They land there, they get a small jolt... A couple of times of this, they won't come back...

[fandandy 3,311]

Have you tried a NO SHITTING sign?

[shotsup 832]

SPIKES

[jerryskids 5,200]

We've had a real owl living in a tree in our back yard... occasionally you find parts of an animal or bird, but no poop.

[frank 2,144]

Throw bird seed on your neighbor's deck.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,640]

We've had a real owl living in a tree in our back yard... occasionally you find parts of an animal or bird, but no poop.

We had one too. Sadly he left,'and the Fockin woodpecker came back. Owls rock.

[listen2me 23 1,541]

Fake owl.

 

This is the only one I thought of. Seems old school and eventually they would figure it out. Thought maybe they came out with something new. But sometimes old school works the best.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Like gocolts? Something that moves every now and then?

[jerryskids 5,200]

Like gocolts? Something that moves every now and then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[supermike80 1,285]

Fake owl.

You'll have a fake owl with poop on it.

Get a cat

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

https://www.birdbgone.com/products/bird-deterrents/solar-bird-repeller-179.html

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

Hire Miley Cyrus to play an an woman's show.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

Or punch yourself in the cack, bend your sister over, and prey for locust that scream bloody fawking murder.