phillygrrl08 139 Posted December 4, 2016 Lamar Miller. Really? Slap some Monistat in there and get your @ss back in the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted December 4, 2016 He's back! Comes back in, and promptly gets a carry for -4 yards! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillygrrl08 139 Posted December 4, 2016 He's back! Comes back in, and promptly gets a carry for -4 yards! Ahh, the healing powers of Monistat 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Law 220 Posted December 4, 2016 The Dolphins defense making the Ravens look like Air Coryelll. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted December 4, 2016 FU to Chicago's weather. First quarter: 3 pass attempts combined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 20 Posted December 4, 2016 FU to Chicago's weather. First quarter: 3 pass attempts combined. Sat Luck for Kaep. Ugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted December 4, 2016 FU Julian Edelman. 1 catch huh? Yeah i know it's early, but this game will be over by halftime. Thanks squirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 4, 2016 Thanks Aaron Rodgers. You've passed to 5 different receivers, but not once to Devonte Adams. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thePRO 78 Posted December 4, 2016 FU Brees. Two years ago you ruined my season by choking in Atlanta. Looks like you could do it again. Stop QBing like Alex Focking Smith and start throwing downfield and make better decisions. Is this the Broncos or Lions DST??? Gawd! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpenceToons 70 Posted December 4, 2016 Thanks Aaron Rodgers. You've passed to 5 different receivers, but not once to Devonte Adams. This kills me. In standard scoring, Jordy Nelson entered today as the WR5 on the season and Davante Adams as the WR6. And yet Davante is not targeted nearly as heavily as Jordy. An asset that is being under-utilized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted December 4, 2016 Sat Luck for Kaep. Ugh. Sat Cousins for Kaep. Also, FU to Tyler Eifert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted December 4, 2016 FU Jordan Howard! Pull the string out and get moving against the U of SF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted December 4, 2016 Well fock it. Every single player going on two teams deserves a major FU. Brees Miller Jordy Edelman Eifert Ebron Sturgis Ya. Merry focking Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted December 4, 2016 Two FUs were enough to get Cincy to throw to Eifert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 645 Posted December 4, 2016 FU Jordan Howard! Pull the string out and get moving against the U of SF! Thank you for the reverse jinx! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Law 220 Posted December 4, 2016 Lots of crap lines so far today. Brees, Kaep, Adams, Britt.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted December 4, 2016 Jordan Howard might knock me out of the playoffs by himself. Booker and Stafford sure don't intend to fight back against him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DB Cooper 6 Posted December 4, 2016 Breesy - You dadgum better have some 4th quarter magic to get some points and beat the stinking Lions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted December 4, 2016 Jesus focking Christ Brady......move the ball with ease until field goal range then shiit the bed...so of course I'm going against gostkowski who now has as many points as Brady. Give me a focking break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted December 4, 2016 Fock my luck, losing because of these focking kickers every week. Last week was Tucker. This week Gostkowski. GTFO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 Fock Kap for imploding before the fantasy playoffs to plant seeds of doubt. Now irresponsible qb folks will have a clue that starting Kap with beans on the line is a shaky call. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted December 4, 2016 And fock you again Lamar Miller. Can this scrub please get into the Bust of the Year discussion? Edit: lol. It's all Alfred Blue now. I assume Lamar's finally been benched. Thank God. Put me (and him) out of our misery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted December 4, 2016 Fock Kap for imploding before the fantasy playoffs to plant seeds of doubt. Now irresponsible qb folks will have a clue that starting Kap with beans on the line is a shaky call. I was considering it because of his matchups, but at this point I can safely say Cousins is the man. Not sure I will even risk Manning and his great matchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 20 Posted December 4, 2016 Fock Kaep and all the FF prognosticators at CBS. #BenchedLuckforThis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 Also, the eagles for their showing today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Law 220 Posted December 4, 2016 Hey Nuke, Thanks for scoring your first touchdown since 2004 for me when I face you in two other leagues. FU buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted December 4, 2016 Robinson Again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 Robinson is the wr bust of the year. Gurley is the rb. I think both are good players in impressively bad situations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 I have evil words for Brees having that out of nowhere horrendous showing at home. And he had the nerve to throw a casual pick to end it. Ticket killa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 Also, the Ravens for their continued rb usage shenanigans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oriole8159 86 Posted December 4, 2016 Robinson is the wr bust of the year. Gurley is the rb. I think both are good players in impressively bad situations. I don't even think you can be that nice to Robinson; he's played bad even within their already bad offense. He's had some bad drops, isn't making contested catches, and just looks slower than last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 Its true. I was trying to be nice after issuing half a dozen assorted eff yous to players and organizations. He has been dropping passes like crazy. One more: Flacco for 'coming alive' and getting Pitta involved a month after I gave up on the 'connection'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brutal Brutus 182 Posted December 4, 2016 FU to the kicker position. Such a crap shoot and decide so many games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted December 4, 2016 Starks....Fock off. Hightower...Fock off. And right as focking rain I've started deandre Hopkins all year...even thru all the crap...and sure enough...the Sunday I sit him...he scores. Of focking course he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bojangles56 13 Posted December 4, 2016 FU to me for letting my bro decide our teams lineup this week. He made way to many bad decisions and didn't do his research even after getting advice from me. If we get knocked out of playoffs, it is due to this and Joe Z Flacco going crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimaveli 119 Posted December 4, 2016 FU to the kicker position. Such a crap shoot and decide so many games. I'm going hard to the hoop to get it out of any season-long I'm in next year. But folks like catching a break from out of nowhere 20-point kicker games, so maybe it stays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted December 4, 2016 Gostkowski and Denver D are almost beating me themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted December 4, 2016 Starks....Fock off. Hightower...Fock off. And right as focking rain I've started deandre Hopkins all year...even thru all the crap...and sure enough...the Sunday I sit him...he scores. Of focking course he does. Oh and let me add my favorite focking play. Opposing players teams get a pass...guy is tripped up at the 1 yard line.....they run it in for easy 6. (Doug Martin and David Johnson) So that's fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
handbanana 47 Posted December 4, 2016 Ummmmmm... Get your head out of your ASS Crowder let's GO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted December 4, 2016 Rob Kelley can suck my whooooooooooooole D!CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites