Side boob .... down blouse .... or up shirt?

[Giants Fan 85]

side boob

 

Down blouse

 

Up shirt

 

Rat's ass

[Saint Elistan 106]

Up shirt is the clear winner. Wtf is wrong with you people.

[Giants Fan 85]

We are not ranking the winning pic .... we are sayin which is best to see in general.

 

I'll make my argument for side boob soon ... but because this is important ... I want to see what you guys say first.

[kilroy69 993]

I like the down blouse. You get to see how nice them puppies hang.

[Saint Elistan 106]

We are not ranking the winning pic .... we are sayin which is best to see in general.

 

That's what I meant.

 

Sideboob is lame unless nipples are involved. Down the shirt puts boobs in a position that is just...blech. Why the fock do I want to see how long they are? It's just a preview of when gravity takes over.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

In the pics you gave, I liked the side boob one the bestest.

 

In general to see, gimme a hard nip eraser tip poker.

As far as the options you provided, I think that I will stick with the side boob

[Dongholster 0]

Why the fock do I want to see how long they are?

 

Let me count the reasons . . . .

[Giants Fan 85]

See ....as an artist that has drawn naked wimmins in school .... GOOD boob ..... if it looks good from the SIDE ..... it's a good boob. The side boob is good evaluation of general boob firmness and perkiness.

 

I'm not that fascinated by boobs .... it's legs and ass and things like lower back dimples that get me going. I'll take cute over sexy any day.

 

Natalie Portman ...... has a great side boob .... but Barbara Walters ..... once nice maybe .... is wrinkled. Gravity. Bad side boob ..... maybe WORSE down blouse ...... I dunno .... I'm sure they would "hang".

 

Someone else make the upshirt joke.

 

Who looked at the Rat's ass pic?

[Giants Fan 85]

There is also .... like the northern lights only seen by some .... that ... buttoned down shirt .... side glimpse through some bra fringe .... really hot!

 

Clearly .... falls under side boob.

 

See: http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/wp-conten...pple-slip-1.jpg

 

That's why it's my favorite. I don't need to see how they hang when she's bending over .... I'm gonna be focused somewhere else at that point.

[tikigods 76]

Partially buttoned dress shirt boob is the best... http://www.celebritycrunch.com/gallery/pho...nder-boob-1.jpg

 

In the pictures GFIAFP provided, side boob is the clear winner.

[Giants Fan 85]

The missed button perhaps ..... she was freshening her cleavage in the ladies room and POP .... it came loose.A totally unintendedly exposed breast is ...... a great thing though. Every man will agree that if it's not intentional it is sexy.

 

I still masturbate to incidents that happened in college.

[Giants Fan 85]

One time ..... there was this girl ......

 

 

MAh ..... had to be there. She was hot though ..... nipple was totally exposed.

[Giants Fan 85]

How often ..... explain to me the situation .... where you've seen a good upshirt.

 

We've all seen a lot of down blouses .... you gotta be at a weird angle to get that upshirt view. OR maybe .... that's the appeal .... it's so rare. It's the hangers view .... from below!

 

Yer not gonna convince me there is anything better than Natalie Portman's side boob though.

[Giants Fan 85]

I could totally Photoshop that "Rat's Ass pic" ...... gimme a sec.

[Giants Fan 85]

Rat's ass test

 

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6845/assei.jpg

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Rat's ass test

 

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6845/assei.jpg

 

 

Giants Fan, why don't you have more threads like this? Glad to see they found the right combination of meds for you.

[Giants Fan 85]

just trying to be educational.

[jerryskids 5,172]

Voted down blouse. The Portman pic is the best you provided, but you said in general.

 

There is something pleasingly naughty about catching a nice down shot on a girl wearing a generally normal shirt. A dress like Portman's, she's pretty much saying she wants you to see them. Up blouse doesn't really happen in real life; only girls who shove cameras up their shirt provide that view.

[Giants Fan 85]

It's looking like ..... we just want to get to see boobs.

 

Angle .... not so important.

 

I could be on to something here!

 

We should make a printed magazine ..... with pictures of pretty naked ladys in it.

 

OMG ..... I'm such a greaat artist! I'm gonna buy a mansion in Hollywood and surround myself with people that kiss my 95 year old ..... puckered little arse.

 

Heff .... is a hack. That's my professional opinion .... and I used to work for Playboy in New York ..... and back then (96) it was cool and fun and the idea was that the magazine was going to grow and compete with SI and Men's Health and Maxim. My suggestion ..... to look at Magazines like Wired for design influence was considered just ....... nuts.

 

The management is too old and entrenched .... and unless someone comes in and ruthlessley weeds out the wrong people that are being paid too much ...... the magazine will fail after Hef dies .... because nobody will have the balls to make the stupid decisions he made. Playboy .... IMHO .... it's done. I sold my stock a long time ago.

 

Casinos .... the brand. Has value. The magazine .....is tired.

[Birdseed 1]

[Rat's ass

 

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[Sho Nuff 719]

Ok, the world has been restored...

21 posts...12 by GFIAFP even in a thread about boobs...I was worried with those recent posts where he only had a few posts in his own thread...

[Giants Fan 85]

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Grrrr! I reposted it.

[Giants Fan 85]

Solid tie! And not a single Rat's ass vote so far.

 

I think maybe ... this thread requires ... MORE pics!

[bweiser831 0]

up shirt gives you the added bonus of, generally, sexy flat, tan stomach shot.

[Giants Fan 85]

Let me presesnt THE BAD SIDE BOOB!

 

Lindsy Lohan

 

You can tell right away those boobs are bad. Their too big and saggity! She's only 21 too!

 

Side boob tells you the story.

[Giants Fan 85]

Evindence B:

 

Lindsy Lohan down blouse

 

Still leaves you with a lot of questions. How saggity .... not sure. Did you just see a nipple? maybe.

[remote controller 133]

Let me presesnt THE BAD SIDE BOOB!

 

Lindsy Lohan

 

You can tell right away those boobs are bad. Their too big and saggity! She's only 21 too!

 

Side boob tells you the story.

There is nothing bad about that side boob.

[Giants Fan 85]

There is nothing bad about that side boob.

 

 

You sir .... are not an artist.

[remote controller 133]

You sir .... are not an artist.

Thank God for that if that means I'd dislike that side boob.

[Giants Fan 85]

It's saggity and pale. Possibly freckled.

 

Art is art .... but I think it's ugly.

[remote controller 133]

It's giggity.

[Giants Fan 85]

Important subject .... I agreee ... but we are getting sidetracked. Let's focus people ...... DAMNIT!

 

You would vote "Down bluose". Despite how much you like Fire Crotch's saggity side boob?

 

I don't get it.

[Giants Fan 85]

That's in a category all by itself.

[Giants Fan 85]

Like for instance:

 

 

 

Asian School girl panties

 

It's a very specific thing ..... we are talking about boobs here mister and DAMNIT .... I will not stand by and see .... saggity ..... pale ..... freckled side boob be the photo.

 

You said you voted for Down Blouse right?

 

Prove your case.

 

BTW ...."Asian schoolgirl panties" deserves it's own thread.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Like for instance:

School girl panties

It was only a matter of time, I guess

[Giants Fan 85]

She might be legal in some states.

[Giants Fan 85]

It was only a matter of time, I guess

 

I didn't see you complaining about the Lemon Party link. 90 year old men blowing each other is fine .... but show some 16 year old girls tight little school girl thigh .... and I'm the weirdo?

 

[listen2me 23 1,537]

I didn't see you complaining about the Lemon Party link. 90 year old men blowing each other is fine .... but show some 16 year old girls tight little school girl thigh .... and I'm the weirdo?

 

 

[Giants Fan 85]

None of you can fight me on this one ...... because you all know I am right.

 

Young women are hot. There's a reason why all the girls in Palyboy are 23. I'm not making this up out of thin air here.

[Giants Fan 85]

Now that we all agree .... young .... firm women are hot ..... and old wrinkly dudes are gross ...... which I figured was a base level to start ...

 

I gues it depends on your height. See I'm 6 feet tall ... so most women I talk too .... it's like she's talking and I'm saying over and over in my head "Don't look down her shirt .... don't look down her shirt ...." because at any moment her eyes can shift and catch me.

 

As Jerry Seinfeld once said .... "It's like looking at the sun .... you don't stare at it ... You take a peek and you look away!"

 

Now that was a down blouse. Denise Richards when she was like 16.