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I swallowed a big gulp of Thompson's Water Seal this morning

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Didn't you think to read the label? "DO NOT INGEST"

 

Here's your SIGN!

 

 

When did Bill Engval start posting here?

 

 

BTW, are you going to beat your wife senseless for leaving this container in a location that would make you think it was iced tea? "Hmm...I will just leave this Thompson's Water Seal right here on the kitchen counter and not clean up and throw it away. Maybe Birdseed will drink it, I can get the insurance money and focking PAY someone to do this ###### in the future. YEAH!"

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I told that dumb b1tch to mix it with the ice tea! :mad:

 

Can't anybody follow directions, anymore. :thumbsup:

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Similar thing happened to me a few years ago.

I had changed the oil in my van and put the used oil in an old Welch's grape

juice plastic container, filled right to the top, and left it out in the garage.

My now ex-wife mistook the bottle for a new bottle of grape juice and took it

from the garage and put it in the fridge.

So not knowing this, I poured the oil into a glass and started to take a drink.

The second it touched my lips I realized what had happened.

You do not want to know what used motor oil tastes like, not to mention how

tough it is to get that taste out of your mouth. :doh:

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Similar thing happened to me a few years ago.

I had changed the oil in my van and put the used oil in an old Welch's grape

juice plastic container, filled right to the top, and left it out in the garage.

My now ex-wife mistook the bottle for a new bottle of grape juice and took it

from the garage and put it in the fridge.

So not knowing this, I poured the oil into a glass and started to take a drink.

The second it touched my lips I realized what had happened.

You do not want to know what used motor oil tastes like, not to mention how

tough it is to get that taste out of your mouth. :doh:

I didn't know you were black. :doh:

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When I left, I accidently grabbed the wrong bottle. When I left, my wife said "Here honey, here's your drink. By the way, have you updated your life insurance policy lately?"

 

:doh:

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Back in the late teens/ early 20's me and the fellas were into the skoal chewing tobaccy for awhile. Here's what I learned:

1. Swapping spit with your friends is not the way to go. Especially when it's a 4 day old spittoon cup you mistake as your fast food beverage.

2. Taco bell spittoon cups will only last two days on a coffee table before the bottom breaks through.

3. McDonald's cups would last nearly 4 days. :doh:

 

Yes it was disgusting and yes we were slobs.

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So let me get this straight, your wife did the water proofing and you did the swallowing?

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Oh, I forgot to relay how my frantic call to the Poison Control Center (PCC) went, while I am spitting a mixture of flammable liquid and fumes:

 

PCC: Poison Control Center, this is Migel.

Birdseed: Yeah, I just accidentally swallowed some Thomspon's Water Seal.

PCC: How much did you swallow?

Birdseed: At least a couple ounces.

PCC: Do you smoke?

Birdseed: Occassionally.

PCC: Well, I wouldn't light one up right now.

Birdseed: OK <_<

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I didn't know you were black. :doh:

 

Quality post - didn't get the props it deserved 3 years ago...........

 

:pointstosky:

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Quality post - didn't get the props it deserved 3 years ago...........

 

:pointstosky:

 

Yes, and I am (still) not black...

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Quality post - didn't get the props it deserved 3 years ago...........

 

:pointstosky:

Yeah, I'm pretty funny

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I drank an ash cup in a Coke can and puked at a mass pike toll and it was in a fast pass lane

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That's funny. I took you for a spitter, not a swallower.

 

:dunno:

:shocking:

 

He is risen.

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Yeah, I'm pretty funny looking

 

:wave:

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