wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 ...With no consequences, no one would know, etc., would you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 29, 2017 Um... no... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted June 29, 2017 No. I'm not that kind of humanitarian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 29, 2017 General Tso..........of course. They call it chicken but I wonder sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 29, 2017 General Tso..........of course. They call it chicken but I wonder sometimes. Don't you disgrace the good generals chicken in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted June 29, 2017 Rumor is human flesh does not taste good. Id prefer a good leg steak. Muscle not skin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 29, 2017 Rumor is human flesh does not taste good. Id prefer a good leg steak. Muscle not skin Just save the ass for newbie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 29, 2017 Some guy I know would give Donner as the name for the waiting list at restaurants. When the hostess would call 'Donner Party of 6' he'd say 'We're down to four we waited so long'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 No. I'm not that kind of humanitarian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 So, your son's name is "Neal"? Â "No, no, common mistake- it's 'Veal'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted June 29, 2017 Some guy I know would give Donner as the name for the waiting list at restaurants. When the hostess would call 'Donner Party of 6' he'd say 'We're down to four we waited so long'. ohhhhh myyyy gooddddd. Too bad the humor was probably lost on waitresses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted June 29, 2017 Just to warn you. I got banned one time. Once. I started a topic that asked if you had to eat a human what race would you eat. Â Mike was not amused. Not sure if it was the race. The human eating or the combo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 ohhhhh myyyy gooddddd. Too bad the humor was probably lost on waitresses Not to mention it took an extra 45 minutes for a six top to open up than a standard 4. I bet his friends loved Mr Funnyman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 29, 2017 Just to warn you. I got banned one time. Once. I started a topic that asked if you had to eat a human what race would you eat. Â Mike was not amused. Not sure if it was the race. The human eating or the combo. What race did you choose? Â Also, if you had to eat human, would you prefer to eat a female or a male? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 29, 2017 Some guy I know would give Donner as the name for the waiting list at restaurants. When the hostess would call 'Donner Party of 6' he'd say 'We're down to four we waited so long'. The willpower you must have to not routinely slap that guy silly is strong. I couldn't do it, but then again, I don't hang out with patch Adams. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 Just to warn you. I got banned one time. Once. I started a topic that asked if you had to eat a human what race would you eat. Â Mike was not amused. Not sure if it was the race. The human eating or the combo. Good to know. I'll forego the whole Jew/Big Green Egg post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 29, 2017 Good to know. I'll forego the whole Jew/Big Green Egg post. See, this is where we differ. I would never use charcoal on jew meat. That's definitely a gas grill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 29, 2017 Placenta and eggs is good eats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 29, 2017 I hear the butt hole is quite the delicacy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 I hear the butt hole is quite the delicacy It's land based calamari. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted June 29, 2017 Obviously another cry for help, such a weird focking topic dude.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 29, 2017 It's land based calamari. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted June 29, 2017 My friend had a pretty bad sunburn way back when and was peeling real good. Â because I was a pathetic attention wh0re, I peeled some of his skin off and ate it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted June 29, 2017 You have the chance every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 29, 2017 My friend had a pretty bad sunburn way back when and was peeling real good.  because I was a pathetic attention wh0re, I peeled some of his skin off and ate it  well done!   (not raw)   People Jerky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 29, 2017 Reminds me of this story.... Â https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/ Â Â Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least. Â What does one serve with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted June 29, 2017 Reminds me of this story.... Â https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/ Â Â Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least. Â What does one serve with that? baby corn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 Reminds me of this story.... Â https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/ Â Â Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least. Â What does one serve with that? Baby Carrots? Â eta: Dammitt Kutulu!! Sorry about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 Reminds me of this story.... Â https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/ Â Â Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least. Â What does one serve with that? I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK!!! Â Â ....had to be done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted June 29, 2017 Clowns taste funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted June 29, 2017 For those of you seeking a lower calorie alternative, you can always try the Flesh Light! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites