dain11279 927 Posted July 27, 2017 One of my favorite writers Drew Magary does these for each team every year for Deadspin. Personally I think they're hilarious. Fock you if you don't think the same First up, who else but the Browns? http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted July 27, 2017 One of my favorite writers Drew Magary does these for each team every year for Deadspin. Personally I think they're hilarious. Fock you if you don't think the same First up, who else but the Browns? http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528 And your quarterback? ***Spins Wheel*** Damn that made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted July 27, 2017 Lions - "..because they are the lions" Shortest article ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted July 27, 2017 Bcoz: Jerry Jones Jason Garrett No pass rush Pitiful LB corps No FS enforcer That's a good start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 27, 2017 And your quarterback? ***Spins Wheel*** Damn that made me laugh Haha yeah that was good. This article seems a lot longer then the ones last year. Could be something new he's doing. Or could just be because the Browns really, really suck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 27, 2017 Lol this is hilarious. But the Browns? Come on. That's like shooting fish in a barrel. I want to see his other stuff on different teams. Still, that was funny as hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 27, 2017 Lol this is hilarious. But the Browns? Come on. That's like shooting fish in a barrel. I want to see his other stuff on different teams. Still, that was funny as hell This is New England's from last year, he hates them if you can't tell http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-england-patriots-1786042247 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 27, 2017 And your quarterback? ***Spins Wheel*** Damn that made me laugh Ha! Yea that had me going as well lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 27, 2017 This is New England's from last year, he hates them if you can't tell http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-england-patriots-1786042247 Does he have more? I want to read all the ones he's done cause these are hilarious lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 27, 2017 Does he have more? I want to read all the ones he's done cause these are hilarious lol He'll do it every weekday I think from here til the season starts now. I think he goes in order of sh1ttiest team to best basically. I'll keep posting them in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 27, 2017 He'll do it every weekday I think from here til the season starts now. I think he goes in order of sh1ttiest team to best basically. I'll keep posting them in this thread.That's awesome. I can't wait to read them lol After reading the New England one man was that guy wrong about a lot of stuff. Especially Hogan lol. 400 yards and 1 TD? I think he had more than that in one game lol. But the jab at BB? Grumpmaster flash. LMAO. That was gold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 28, 2017 Next up: The Than Fran 49erth http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-san-francisco-49ers-1797328541 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 28, 2017 Next up: The Than Fran 49erth http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-san-francisco-49ers-1797328541 "Racked up a d1cksh1ttin 148 yards passing a game" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted July 28, 2017 Next up: The Than Fran 49erth http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-san-francisco-49ers-1797328541 He focking nailed it, when does basketball season start? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 28, 2017 "This team used to play in one of our best cities and was on the cusp of restoring its former glory. Now theyve been uprooted to a cast iron pan located in an office park, where they charge $100 for parking and field a team that you wouldnt recognize even if they handed you a focking program." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted July 28, 2017 This February, the Falcons played the worst half in American sports history and the 49ers just hired the guy responsible for it. Too awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 28, 2017 This February, the Falcons played the worst half in American sports history and the 49ers just hired the guy responsible for it. Too awesome I didn't realize the Falcons only had 5 running plays the second half until this article either lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 28, 2017 This February, the Falcons played the worst half in American sports history and the 49ers just hired the guy responsible for it. Too awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted July 31, 2017 DAAAAAAAA Bears, they suck http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-chicago-bears-1797391407 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted July 31, 2017 DAAAAAAAA Bears, they suck http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-chicago-bears-1797391407 Meh. That one was semi weak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 31, 2017 Lions - "..because they are the lions" Because Ford Shortest article ever. even shorter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 1, 2017 Today's sucky team, the Jags http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-jacksonville-jaguars-1797428247 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 1, 2017 Today's sucky team, the Jags http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-jacksonville-jaguars-1797428247 "They are the Democratic party of football, trotting out one respectable loser after another." Bahahaha :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted August 2, 2017 One of my favorite writers Drew Magary does these for each team every year for Deadspin. Personally I think they're hilarious. Fock you if you don't think the same First up, who else but the Browns? http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528 I love these, thanks for posting. The comments may be even funnier. I have a hard time believing those were random readers. Alex: The Browns are the Elon Musk or Steve Jobs of being terrible. We are pioneers of dogshit football. Zach: A guy with most of his hand blown off managed to pick-6 us, and that wasn’t even the biggest anti-highlight of the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,537 Posted August 2, 2017 DAAAAAAAA Bears, they suck http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-chicago-bears-1797391407 Oh this is going to be fun as a Packers fan.. Trubisky had major struggles handling the snap from under center. In the offense's first 11-on-11 work, the rookie quarterback mishandled his first two snaps from center Taylor Boggs, putting both balls on the grass and sending groans through the bleachers. A smattering of sarcastic applause followed when Trubisky secured the third snap and successfully handed off to Ka'Deem Carey. But two snaps later, Trubisky again fumbled the exchange, offering a snapshot into some of the basics he still is trying to master as he begins his NFL career. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 2, 2017 Today's river of suckiness, the LA Rams http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-los-angeles-rams-1797461976 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted August 2, 2017 They've forgotten how to..... win the BIG ones House outstanding people as well as players put teams away ( win early ) Go Cowboys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 2, 2017 They've forgotten how to..... win the BIG ones House outstanding people as well as players put teams away ( win early ) Go Cowboys! You left off: rush the passer and make 3rd down stops - especially to Aaron focking Rodgers. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted August 3, 2017 You left off: rush the passer and make 3rd down stops - especially to Aaron focking Rodgers. Oh fock!!!........you're so right! I guess I'm just used to it. It's beyond sad that I could take his ass out better than our D has, and I'm pushing 60. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,537 Posted August 3, 2017 Dolphins having a rough camp. Ajayi concussion. Tannehill went down with a knee today, possibly a bad one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted August 3, 2017 Dolphins having a rough camp. Ajayi concussion. Tannehill went down with a knee today, possibly a bad one. Kaepernick to the rescue!! He's better than Tannehill by the way, one of the coaches probably tripped him. The whole rocking a Castro t-shirt should go well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,537 Posted August 3, 2017 I am hoping for Gase to turn to Cutler. I'd like to watch Cutler suck 1 more time before he quits. It is too much fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 3, 2017 J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-york-jets-1797496551 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 4, 2017 San Diego, errrr, LA SUPER CHARGERS http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-los-angeles-chargers-1797533082 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted August 4, 2017 San Diego, errrr, LA SUPER CHARGERS http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-los-angeles-chargers-1797533082 Dang, that team writes itself. Also I still love the comments: Steve: Their whole team will be injured by week 3. Joey Bosa will probably burst into flames, or find some other new way of getting dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 4, 2017 Dang, that team writes itself. Also I still love the comments: Haha I cracked up at that too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted August 5, 2017 First paragraph!! I have a friend who was a San Diego Chargers fan and disavowed them after the move. But I had COMPLETELY forgotten about all that by April, and texted him for his reaction when they drafted Mike Williams. Like, Ya like the pick?-type garbage. Do NOT do this to a former Chargers fan. They dont forgive you for this kind of oversight. I am a bad friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted August 7, 2017 Today's sh1t team: the Panthers http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-carolina-panthers-1797595132 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites