Posted 18 March 2018 - 08:57 AM
Your benevolent King continues to position his franchise for eternal rule.
Our late 2017 expert level acquisition of the still only age 25 Odell Beckham Jr changed the league landscape with such swagger that your Ruler has achieved unparalleled flexibility moving into his dominant future. Si, this has allowed El to move Julio Jones for 3 prime draft picks.
Much to Eds one and done horror and dismay, this offseason has been generous to The El. Jimmy Graham became the number 1 TE for 2018-2020 by signing on to play with Aaron Rodgers. Amari Cooper will become a top 5 WR due to having a coach that understands passing combined with the exit of Michael Crabtree from the offense. So much power. So much more.
With these leaps, Your Love is favored to win the 2018 title with style and ease, and to do so with a ridiculously young core. If we submitted a starting lineup today, 6 of our 8 starting gladiators are age 25 or younger. And the 2 older god like world warriors are the number 1 players at their position in the world.
And even scarier, The Great One now controls our next 2 drafts. This year, the Peoples Champ owns picks 1.02, 1.03, 1.10, 2.03, and 2.04 in the draft. Acquiring pick 1.03 was key, as our team of scouts has been quite torn between two prospects at 1.02, and this allows us to take both of them if they end up where we are projecting them. And if that isnt scary enough to Ed and all of my other subjects, the El and Savior also owns three 1st rounders in next years draft, two of which (Ski Bums and Professor Stats) possibly project as high picks. These 8 prime draft picks will not only position us to rule for the next decade, but eventually the decade after that as well.
In short, Your Beloved continues to work for you, so in that he may continue to rule over you in such a manner that you can sleep soundly at night without a worry in the world, now and into the future. Dream sweet my precious children. I will continue to shower you with love.
Now and Forever,
The Die Nasty El Padrino
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