Tired of seeing old ladies, nasty ass, old feet in the office.

[edjr 5,547]

Flip Flops are banned, but sandals are okay?

 

I don't want to see nasty ass old feet and toes. This isn't the focking beach!

[12th Man 884]

Maybe they are sick of looking at your ugly mug.

[mozzy84 0]

I'm not a old lady, more of an old dude, I wear shorts and sandals/shorts everyday in the summer. One co-worker always says that beach line, I tell him to go fock himself. The when it gets really hot he shows up in shorts and sandals

[wiffleball 4,631]

Flip flops should be banned simply for the stupid unprofessional sound that they make.

[shotsup 831]

Flip flops should be banned simply for the stupid unprofessional sound that they make.

Is it the flip or the flop that bothers you ?

[Kopy 489]

Is it the flip or the flop that bothers you ?

BOTH! Duct tape those things to the bottom of your feet, would ya.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Flip Flops are banned, but sandals are okay?

 

I don't want to see nasty ass old feet and toes. This isn't the focking beach!

Maybe stop checking out their feet?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Maybe stop checking out their feet?

No shiot. Check out their saggy teets instead.

[drobeski 3,061]

Scientific fact of the day.

Feet are a great indicator of the snatch.

Big ugly feet, big ugly snatch.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Scientific fact of the day.

Feet are a great indicator of the snatch.

Big ugly feet, big ugly snatch.

 

Jaysus. I hope that's not true.

 

Otherwise, I've got a snatch like a Hobbit.

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

Is it the flip or the flop that bothers you ?

You'd think with wiffleballs vast political knowledge, he'd enjoy a good flip flop

[wiffleball 4,631]

The other one that clearly has to go are cork wedges. First off, the wedge is nothing more than a hooker shoe. Might as well make it acrylic with a goldfish in the bottom.

 

But they are so cheaply constructed, that any woman wearing those that hits any kind of a hard floor like tile immediately sounds like a burrow walking across a boardwalk.

 

End of the day, it's really very simple. No open-toed shoes. That still leaves women with about 50,000 shoewear options.

[iam90sbaby 2,121]

Scientific fact of the day.

Feet are a great indicator of the snatch.

Big ugly feet, big ugly snatch.

 

Truer words have never been spoken.