'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink their coffee...

[posty 2,296]

http://www.latinlife.com/article/2999/fellatio-cafe-where-customers-receive-oral-sex-while-they-drink-their-coffee

 

Youve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlorsnow get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.

 

At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.

 

 

The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell cant do that at Starbucks.

 

And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50. Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.

[giraldi02 470]

What if I spill hot coffee on her?

[edjr 5,552]

What if I spill hot coffee on her?

 

that isn't coffee

[vuduchile 1,941]

B!tch better not make me spill my sh!t while I'm spillin' my sh!t.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

A BJ with a rubber is a waste of time. And MDC said it tastes horrible

[fandandy 3,311]

Imagine being the owner and having all your employees call in sick.

[MDC 5,890]

A BJ with a rubber is a waste of time. And MDC said it tastes horrible

You should call me MDRMFF.

[Djgb13 2,338]

There's already one of these. It's called your moms house

[tanatastic 2,061]

Thats a steal of a deal and the first place I would go if I traveled there. Honestly though thats pretty much just a brothel, you can keep the nasty coffee.

[Mike Honcho 4,014]

Don't order cream with your coffee.

[Sho Nuff 719]

You should call me MDRMFF.

Is that all he does is beg for attention anymore?

[Sho Nuff 719]

Don't order cream with your coffee.

 

Was about to post that same thing...

Ill take mine black...the coffee too.

[edjr 5,552]

 

Was about to post that same thing...

Ill take mine black...the coffee too.

 

 

there is a guy who knows how to poke fun at himself.

 

bravo

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

http://www.latinlife.com/article/2999/fellatio-cafe-where-customers-receive-oral-sex-while-they-drink-their-coffee

 

Youve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlorsnow get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.

 

At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.

 

 

The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell cant do that at Starbucks.

 

And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50. Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.

 

Glad to see that you got a job. Good for you!

[Mookz 1,287]

Holding out for an anal sehks donut shop.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Holding out for an anal sehks donut shop.

 

Who are you kidding? You already have the frequent flyer card at the Blue Oyster Donut shop, you hom0. NTTIAWWT

[shotsup 832]

Are they hiring ?

[Chronic Husker 85]

Holding out for an anal sehks donut shop.

Spunkin Donuts

[edjr 5,552]

Spunkin Donuts

 

 

Stinkstarbucks

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

Bob Whoretons

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

Chock full O nuts

[kutulu 1,545]

Good to the last drop

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

Nutscafe

[tanatastic 2,061]

Skeets coffee.

[kutulu 1,545]

Teabag Tuesdays

[dain11279 927]

Fappuccino

[TD Ryan2 314]

Baristas and Blowistas wanted!

[iam90sbaby 2,122]

This is a sexual service I may actually pay for.

 

 

[Drizzay 645]

Finally, a coffee shop i would consider "tipping" at.

[Herbivore 905]

Bob Whoretons

 

[kutulu 1,545]

Too bad "The Big Gulp" is taken

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just be careful not to order a cup of joe.