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2016 DNDL Playoffs

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Seeding:

 

1: Die Nasty El Padrino

2: peaces

 

3: Iron Fisted Proctologists

4: Romosexuals

5: Tampa Pron Doctors

6: 4th and 9 Inches

 

Round 1:

 

4th and 9 Inches @ Iron Fisted Proctologists (Viagra Center, Boston MA)

Tampa Pron Doctors @ Romosexuals (Golden Gay Stadium, San Francisco CA)

 

 

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I gotta have the shittest team to get a bye in this league

True. Any of the 3 playoff teams from the best division would have had a bye if they were in yours

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True. Any of the 3 playoff teams from the best division would have had a bye if they were in yours

stay the fock away from my division :mad:

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True. Any of the 3 playoff teams from the best division would have had a bye if they were in yours

The Peaches went 4-0 against your division. So if he were in yours and any of you in his, he gets to 11-3 and still cruises to a bye.

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The Peaches went 4-0 against your division. So if he were in yours and any of you in his, he gets to 11-3 and still cruises to a bye.

Get out of here with your facts

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Fact still remains cbfalcon plays in the bush division. Has been since the inception of the league. Patweisers joining a few years back made it a little more respectable, but Elway and Marino have always had the stiffest competition.

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are there no waivers for playoffs? whats up with that

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are there no waivers for playoffs? whats up with that

 

You got to win it with the team that got you there.

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You got to win it with the team that got you there.

 

gotcha. guess i didn't read the fine print :doh:

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Fact still remains cbfalcon plays in the bush division. Has been since the inception of the league. Patweisers joining a few years back made it a little more respectable, but Elway and Marino have always had the stiffest competition.

2016: 111-32 (best)

2015: 100-43 (best)

2014: 114-29 (best)

2013: 113-30 (best)

 

 

Those would be the all play records posted by your El Padrino these past 4 seasons, all best in the league of course.

 

Let this teach you once again what your heart already knows. My majestic and mystical franchise doesn't gain power from obliviating a weak division. The stats prove it, as I obliviate all. No, what actually occurs is that my poor division mates simply appear Bush league in accomplishment because they are forced to feel the wrath of the El Padrino twice as oft as the rest of you. Dont disparage them my friends, but instead feel greatful for your good fortune.

 

With love,

The El Padrino

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2016: 111-32 (best)

2015: 100-43 (best)

2014: 114-29 (best)

2013: 113-30 (best)

 

 

Those would be the all play records posted by your El Padrino these past 4 seasons, all best in the league of course.

 

Let this teach you once again what your heart already knows. My majestic and mystical franchise doesn't gain power from obliviating a weak division. The stats prove it, as I obliviate all. No, what actually occurs is that my poor division mates simply appear Bush league in accomplishment because they are forced to feel the wrath of the El Padrino twice as oft as the rest of you. Dont disparage them my friends, but instead feel greatful for your good fortune.

 

With love,

The El Padrino

This is the 9th year of the league. Way to pad your stats.

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This is the 9th year of the league. Way to pad your stats.

I run this league by any measurement available. For example, my division has 2 current owners that wear rings. The lesser non Padrino divisions only have 1 ring owner apiece.

 

Most wins ever? Check

Most titles? Check

Best hair? Check

Most power? Check

Biggest mover and shaker on the trade front? Check, as I probably only have 2 starters remaining from my title teams of 2012 and 2013.

Best looking? Check

Best setup for the future? Check

 

Face it, The El Padrino is your past, present, and your future. Accept it and life will feel simpler. This I promise you.

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I run this league by any measurement available. For example, my division has 2 current owners that wear rings. The lesser non Padrino divisions only have 1 ring owner apiece.

 

Most wins ever? Check

Most titles? Check

Best hair? Check

Most power? Check

Biggest mover and shaker on the trade front? Check, as I probably only have 2 starters remaining from my title teams of 2012 and 2013.

Best looking? Check

Best setup for the future? Check

 

Face it, The El Padrino is your past, present, and your future. Accept it and life will feel simpler. This I promise you.

 

How can I quit a league with this guy in it?

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I run this league by any measurement available. For example, my division has 2 current owners that wear rings. The lesser non Padrino divisions only have 1 ring owner apiece.

 

Most wins ever? Check

Most titles? Check

Best hair? Check

Most power? Check

Biggest mover and shaker on the trade front? Check, as I probably only have 2 starters remaining from my title teams of 2012 and 2013.

Best looking? Check

Best setup for the future? Check

 

Face it, The El Padrino is your past, present, and your future. Accept it and life will feel simpler. This I promise you.

:nono:

 

I have better hair.

 

:cheers:

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I run this league by any measurement available. For example, my division has 2 current owners that wear rings. The lesser non Padrino divisions only have 1 ring owner apiece.

 

Most wins ever? Check

Most titles? Check

Best hair? Check

Most power? Check

Biggest mover and shaker on the trade front? Check, as I probably only have 2 starters remaining from my title teams of 2012 and 2013.

Best looking? Check

Best setup for the future? Check

 

Face it, The El Padrino is your past, present, and your future. Accept it and life will feel simpler. This I promise you.

 

most humble

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most humble

 

Of course, but it would have been arrogant to include all of the ways in which I lord over my league.

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The pron doctors may have found a small, tight opening

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Hate Thursday night games. Didn't want to play Crabtree, but didn't have the nads to bench him for Kelvin Benjamin. :mad:

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Kelce had a good night. who am I playing?

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The El Padrino is highly pleased with the level of competitive drama in his league's wild card matchups.

 

Last season's champion in name only....on the ropes. But an explosive Odell Beckham can ourscore both Dez and Edelman combined on the right week.

 

The Tampa Bay guys with a very solid chance of knocking off the Mobb Romos if Ezekiel Elliot can put up a solid game.

 

Yes, The El Padrino is pleased.

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was cheering against elliot to a degree as my home league had my bro going up against Zeke (he got the win). Was hoping for maybe 5 more points from him and some more from Beasley but I think its fairly up in the air with Pitta vs. Pats D.

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I'd have advanced.

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Very entertaining first round geeks. Even pats has a punchers chance still, doubtful but not out of the realm of possibility.

 

You would think pitta gets it done but really anything can happen in that one.

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What are the chances that Edelman goes off for 20.3 or more tonight? :lol:

 

I swear my team loses in the first round of the playoffs every year. I should change my team name to the Cincinnati Bengals.

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What are the chances that Edelman goes off for 20.3 or more tonight? :lol:

 

I swear my team loses in the first round of the playoffs every year. I should change my team name to the Cincinnati Bengals.

 

More than 50%.

 

If he doesn't get hurt, he will win it for you.

 

No gronk = Jules' team

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10 percent and that might be a little generous... Basically needs a couple TDs is the most likely route for you. Imo

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So his best game this year against a much inferior opponent:

 

6.00 1 Receiving TDs

1.20 12 Rushing Yards

7.70 77 Receiving Yards

0.00 0 Fumbles Lost (to Opponent)

8.00 8 Receptions

22.90 Subtotal

 

Only time he cracked 20 so tough sledding imo but like I said you gots a chance at least

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Also with the pats so much depends on that weeks game plan. Ravens are number one against the rush so you got that going in your favor.

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8 - 90 and a TD

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Close one. Bummed Julio went down at the absolute worst time.

 

Good luck. :cheers:

 

its better for you he was inactive. If he played and you started him with a turf toe injury you would have been looking at 2 catches. Same thing happened to my bro, he started Sanders in his place.

 

receivers who start with turf toe always end up being decoys. that injury is a biitch

 

 

i thought for a few minutes about throwing marvin jones in there over fleener when I heard he was active. messed up on that one. thought the bucs saints game would be a back and forth, high scoring affair.

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Very entertaining first round geeks. Even pats has a punchers chance still, doubtful but not out of the realm of possibility.

 

You would think pitta gets it done but really anything can happen in that one.

 

Statistically Pitta is more likely to put up another 3/30. He hadn't scored a TD all season, until last week. We'll have to see what the Balt game plan is. I don't follow NE D closely enough to know how the do defending TE's. New England being at home makes me feel a bit better. Think this one will come right down to the wire.

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Well statistically he's most likely to go 5 for 45, but there is something for being hot. Agree though it may be a squeaker either way

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meh. this ones over

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I was close. too bad he dropped 3 easy ones.

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