Worst Movie you ever saw in the theater?

[The Moz 69]

Mine was back in 00' "Battlefield Earth" . It was right after it came out -- Still cannot believe we stayed for the entire movie.

[parrot 789]

The "Benchwarmers". I would rather be punched in the face than sit through that pile of sh!t again.

[The Next Generation 10]

Kinjite - Charles Bronson flick. It was so bad my friends and I still refer to something that is exceptional awful as "Kinjite" (only we pronounce it KIN-JEET-E)

[Meglamaniac 380]

Xanado

[Cruzer 1,992]

Caddyshack II

[TimmySmith 2,782]

"Cabin Boy" immediately jumps out at me.

[frank 2,144]

Hulk

 

 

I don't remember much of it but I saw Robocop 2. I'm guessing it wasn't great.

[Frank M 181]

The People Under The Stairs. Horrible cannibal horror flick. Plus the movie theater I saw it in was in a predominantly African American community, so not only was the movie terrible, but I had to deal with a theatre full of people talking to the screen.

[patweisers44 697]

I've walked out of a few movies in my lifetime. I heard Gene Siskel once say that if a movie doesnt get you in the first 15 minutes its not going to.

 

Probably the biggest suckwad movie i walked out of was the Sixth Sense.

[The Moz 69]

Plus the movie theater I saw it in was in a predominantly African American community, so not only was the movie terrible, but I had to deal with a theatre full of people talking to the screen.

 

 

Thats what I miss about living in the south when that happened some white guy would hold up a rope and the theater would get quite really fast after that.

[GettnHuge 1]

Child's play II

It was also the best movie I saw in the theater

[flap 1]

Metalstorm 3D - The Destruction of Jared-Syn

[The Moz 69]

Metalstorm 3D - The Destruction of Jared-Syn

this was a classic of the early 80's

 

Also had Kelly Preston back when she was uber hotness

[nzoner 936]

Some years ago on Valentine's Day the mrs (36C) thought it would be romantic to go see a chick flick and she chose some POS with Christian Slater called Bed Of Roses

[The Moz 69]

Some years ago on Valentine's Day the mrs (36C) thought it would be romantic to go see a chick flick and she chose some POS with Christian Slater

 

You had me at that -- Maybe the worst actor to be in a lot of movies.

[JT 137]

Dr Zhivago

 

Mom and two older sisters. I was 6 or 7 years old. Coincidentally, the movie is 6 or 7 years long.

 

Might be a great flick, I don't know. But that decade in the theater I thought I was dying.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Went with some chick to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding. What a big fat steaming pile of excrement. Everyone around me was laughing it up, and I think I may have cracked a smile only once or twice.

[Saint Elistan 106]

I'm struggling to remember what all I saw in theatres historically. Recently it was 3D Sanctum.

[Bishop82 61]

Star Wars episode I

[patweisers44 697]

For Edjr, i am sure its whatever movie that was playing the time he sat in the row in front of Pee Wee Herman.

[wiffleball 4,639]

Star Wars episode I

 

I'd say that definitely gets a nod.

 

I only walked out of two movies in my life. And one, I ended up liking upon a 2nd viewing.

 

One was Pulp Fiction. Other than SAJ, Travolta and Uma's shiit sucked.

 

The second was "Kiss of the Vampire". Good Gawd, what a raging pile of suckitude.

 

 

Of course, me and my BF once watched "Corvette Summer" probably a dozen times one summer. Mark Hamil and Annie Potts. SUCH a seriously bad movie - but we were little kids.

 

..with horrible taste. And a hard-on for Annie Potts.

[patweisers44 697]

I'd say that definitely gets a nod.

 

I only walked out of two movies in my life. And one, I ended up liking upon a 2nd viewing.

 

One was Pulp Fiction. Other than SAJ, Travolta and Uma's shiit sucked.

 

The second was "Kiss of the Vampire". Good Gawd, what a raging pile of suckitude.

 

 

Of course, me and my BF once watched "Corvette Summer" probably a dozen times one summer. Mark Hamil and Annie Potts. SUCH a seriously bad movie - but we were little kids.

 

..with horrible taste. And a hard-on for Annie Potts.

[wiffleball 4,639]

 

I was ghey when I was younger. I grew out of it.

 

Best Friend - GRR...

[Saint Elistan 106]

Jesus - that's not even an edit!

 

Call me, Wiffy...

[The Moz 69]

Jesus - that's not even an edit!

 

Call me, Wiffy...

 

He will call you ... maybe

 

So if he calls will you be the pitcher or catcher in that relationship?

[Saint Elistan 106]

He will call you ... maybe

 

So if he calls will you be the pitcher or catcher in that relationship?

 

Wait, wait, wait...

 

I just wanted his help in focking my part time employees...

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

burn after reading

[The Moz 69]

Wait, wait, wait...

 

I just wanted his help in focking my part time employees...

 

Wow I don't judge do your employees seem willful in this or not ... because if it's rape I think that would really get wiffle's interest. If they are just bending over he likely just passes.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Born On The Fourth Of July. I would rather have the worst diahrea for three straight hours than watch that sh!t again.

[Eagles Green 34]

I was ghey when I was younger. I grew out of it.

 

Best Friend - GRR...

You hated Pulp Fiction.

 

Your gayness is still with you

 

HTH

[The Moz 69]

You hated Pulp Fiction.

 

Your gayness is still with you

 

HTH

 

Pulp Fiction was great just for the Samuel L Jackson 1 liners alone!

[Cruzer 1,992]

I would also add Out of Africa to the list. I was 16 at t the time my mom dragged me with her to see it. If I would of had a can of Drano, I would of drank it.

[shovelheadt 61]

Every Twilight film I was forced to go to with my wife and 2 daughters.

[wiffleball 4,639]

You hated Pulp Fiction.

 

Your gayness is still with you

 

HTH

 

I hated the "oooh we're so cool, we're doing drugs and dancing ironically" crap that they pulled early on.

 

Once I watched again and they got past that crap, the movie picked up quite nicely.

[wiffleball 4,639]

Pulp Fiction was great just for the Samuel L Jackson 1 liners alone!

 

Loved the scene with Harold in the car.

 

 

Did NOT see that one coming.

[Mungwater 588]

Loved the scene with Harold in the car.

 

 

Did NOT see that one coming.

 

Harold? Do you mean Marvin?

[The Moz 69]

Every Twilight film I was forced to go to with my wife and 2 daughters.

 

Sorry I call bullshit you know you liked it... you're just a hop skip an a jump from buying full seasons of Glee.

[The Moz 69]

Harold? Do you mean Marvin?

 

He was a black kid can you really tell the difference?

[wiffleball 4,639]

Harold? Do you mean Marvin?

 

Yeah! That's right! Marvin. - Gotta watch that again.

[Blitzen 0]

Ishtar....that was bad.