Whats your threshold for lost limbs on a chick?

[cyclone24 1,814]

Had this discussion with the fellas last night. Let's say a really good looking woman wants to get down with you. Let's say she's a solid 8 or 9. But...shes missing "limb(s)".

 

What is your threshold for lost limbs before you tap out?

 

For this scenario you can also use multiple small limbs like missing one hand and one foot or both feet.

And has anyone hooked up with someone missing a limb?

 

Discuss.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I'm just trying to find one without vocal cords.

[Djgb13 2,338]

I mean I wouldn't marry a chick like that. But if the girl is hot I'd bang a nugget

[TimmySmith 2,782]

1 whole or 2 halves.

[supermike80 1,285]

As long as she still has a vag, I'd hit it.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

4. I have the only limb she needs.

[fandandy 3,311]

4. I have the only limb she needs.

Just carry her into the bedroom like a duffle bag.

 

Daddy horny.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Just carry her into the bedroom like a bowling ball.

 

Daddy horny.

 

Fixed

[dain11279 927]

Why the fock would I date a tree?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Went slumming in the French Quarter when I was in college. A bunch of guys put up $100 to fawk the ugliest girl, and prove it. The guy who won di a double amputee who was a five at best. I wasn't even close.

[tanatastic 2,061]

She could be missing both legs and both arms and I'd still hit it in a split second with no reservation or hesitation. Boobs and a vagina? Who am I to judge?

[edjr 5,559]

not being able to run away is a good trait IMHO

[tanatastic 2,061]

Went slumming in the French Quarter when I was in college. A bunch of guys put up $100 to fawk the ugliest girl, and prove it. The guy who won di a double amputee who was a five at best. I wasn't even close.

 

How did they meet? Was she at the bar and he just started chatting her up? I want to know how he turned the conversation towards "so you want to go back to my place?"

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

How did they meet? Was she at the bar and he just started chatting her up? I want to know how he turned the conversation towards "so you want to go back to my place?"

 

He met her in a bar we all started out at. Wern't there more than fifteen minutes and she comes limping in. He zeroed in on her and got her drunk and fawked her in his car in the parking lot. He had a witness and her panties. The funniest part of the story is everybody knew there was no way they were going to beat that mess but we all tried anyway.

[Cruzer 1,992]

Yay or Nay?

 

http://i.imgur.com/MpYG5.jpg

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Yay or Nay?

 

http://i.imgur.com/MpYG5.jpg

 

No doubt. Of course, I would.

[edjr 5,559]

Yay or Nay?

 

http://i.imgur.com/MpYG5.jpg

 

she could rub your taint with that while you banged her

[joneo 529]

She could be missing both legs and both arms and I'd still hit it in a split second with no reservation or hesitation. Boobs and a vagina? Who am I to judge?

If she has no arms, how would she keep her ass and vag clean?

[Djgb13 2,338]

I don't think the question of whether we would bang or not is important. But rather would you actually date with the intention of marrying.

[cbfalcon 824]

No legs means you can spin her like a top, no?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

she could rub your taint with that while you banged her

 

My guess is that a connoisseur like yourself has seen the classic porn where the girl with a stub is banging another chick big time with that stub. It is sort of must-see TV.

[Kopy 491]

Yay or Nay?

 

http://i.imgur.com/MpYG5.jpg

Hell yes!

[Hardcore troubadour 12,627]

If she has no arms, how would she keep her ass and vag clean?

Newbie has the ass covered.

[edjr 5,559]

 

My guess is that a connoisseur like yourself has seen the classic porn where the girl with a stub is banging another chick big time with that stub. It is sort of must-see TV.

 

Have not!

[joneo 529]

 

My guess is that a connoisseur like yourself has seen the classic porn where the girl with a stub is banging another chick big time with that stub. It is sort of must-see TV.

Well sure.... but I thought the thread meant a woman with no arms and no legs...

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Well sure.... but I thought the thread meant a woman with no arms and no legs...

 

No, you missed the point. The question is how many limbs missing would be too many for you to consider banging. I am up to at least 6.

 

I think Ed should take a look at that video as it is sort of a novelty item and one worth watching.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Yay or Nay?

 

http://i.imgur.com/MpYG5.jpg

I'd take her over most girls with both legs, she's smoking hot!

[Strike 3,958]

 

No, you missed the point. The question is how many limbs missing would be too many for you to consider banging. I am up to at least 6.

 

I think Ed should take a look at that video as it is sort of a novelty item and one worth watching.

 

Link?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Link?

I just searched "amputee porn" on Xvideos and got a lot of nice hits. Gonna be busy for a bit.

[Strike 3,958]

I just searched "amputee porn" on Xvideos and got a lot of nice hits. Gonna be busy for a bit.

 

Yeah, that's some nasty sh*t right there.

[kutulu 1,545]

I'd take her over most girls with both legs, she's smoking hot!

Hey she has a name

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's Eileen

[parrot 789]

How did they meet? Was she at the bar and he just started chatting her up? I want to know how he turned the conversation towards "so you want to go back to my place?"

 

You just need the right opener, like "That outfit must have cost you an arm and a leg."

[joneo 529]

 

No, you missed the point. The question is how many limbs missing would be too many for you to consider banging. I am up to at least 6.

 

I think Ed should take a look at that video as it is sort of a novelty item and one worth watching.

ok...my bad. In this case, I require her to have 1 arm so she can keep herself clean.

[joneo 529]

Hey she has a name

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's Eileen

Come on!

[cyclone24 1,814]

You just need the right opener, like "That outfit must have cost you an arm and a leg."

 

I'd give my right arm to buy you a drink.

[fandandy 3,311]

I'd give my right arm to buy you a drink.

Anyone ever tell you you had nice legs?

[NewbieJr 540]

If she has no arms, how would she keep her ass and vag clean?

ever see those things on the ground for golfers' cleats?

[joneo 529]

ever see those things on the ground for golfers' cleats?

Wouldn't be clean enough for me.

[Djgb13 2,338]

ever see those things on the ground for golfers' cleats?

Her ass would be like a feast for you ya sick fock

[NewbieJr 540]

Her ass would be like a feast for you ya sick fock

Mmmm Don't get me going. Not seeing my girl till around 6:30