Girl - "Either let me go through your phone or I get to punch you in the face"

[edjr 5,546]

https://twitter.com/BarstoolAlabama/status/856529916736753664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FBarstoolAlabama%2Fstatus%2F856529916736753664

 

 

 

 

[tanatastic 2,061]

Hilarious! But when I read the title I prayed this was a personal story. Not dissappointed though.

[Baker Boy 1,477]

Fake!

[edjr 5,546]

Hilarious! But when I read the title I prayed this was a personal story. Not dissappointed though.

 

I delete everything that I don't want someone that sees my phone to read.

 

anyone that doesn't is a focking buffoon.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

I delete everything that I don't want someone that sees my phone to read.

 

anyone that doesn't is a focking buffoon.

This.

 

You get in a wreck and get hurt/die, someone is going through that phone.

[iam90sbaby 2,120]

 

I delete everything that I don't want someone that sees my phone to read.

 

anyone that doesn't is a focking buffoon.

 

I use a third party app so all my messages are encrypted and are ever there if I need to reference them. Is that stupid?

[edjr 5,546]

 

I use a third party app so all my messages are encrypted and are ever there if I need to reference them. Is that stupid?

 

No. if you need a legal reason to have texts saved, that works.

 

I don't.

 

and who said that was stupid?

 

you clearly know what my statement meant

[cyclone24 1,794]

Christ...i dont miss these days for one second. Hiding messages, deleting stuff, worrying every time you leave your phone.

 

Fock that.

[edjr 5,546]

Christ...i dont miss these days for one second. Hiding messages, deleting stuff, worrying every time you leave your phone.

 

Fock that.

 

you could always, um, I don't know, maybe not do anything to worry about

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

That didn't look fake. She hit him just right it seems. Ouch

[Cdub100 3,366]

You can't get busted for cheating.... if you don't cheat.

[tanatastic 2,061]

You can't get busted for cheating.... if you don't cheat.

Even if you eat steak every night, sometimes you just need a greasy burger.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Poor operational security.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Cheating? Was he doing someone else's hair?

[edjr 5,546]

Cheating? Was he doing someone else's hair?

 

My 1st thought.

 

This is a girl and her queen and they made the bet.

 

He's ridden more cack than Aaron Hernandez

[wiffleball 4,631]

Once it's in The Cloud it's eternal. No one can defeat The Cloud.

[cyclone24 1,794]

you could always, um, I don't know, maybe not do anything to worry about

That's what I'm saying. In my younger days I was doing this nonsense. So stressful. So not worth it.

[cbfalcon 824]

You can't get busted for cheating.... if you don't cheat.

 

If you are with a girl that is crazy enough to demand to go through your phone, then even if you never even look at another woman, she will find something worth getting piissed about if you let her go through your phone.

 

HTH

[DankNuggs 305]

 

My 1st thought.

 

This is a girl and her queen and they made the bet.

 

He's ridden more cack than Aaron Hernandez

My 1st thought was if the girl really wanted to go through the phone. she'd find a way to go through the phone. girls are sneaky

[DankNuggs 305]

 

If you are with a girl that is crazy enough to demand to go through your phone, then even if you never even look at another woman, she will find something worth getting piissed about if you let her go through your phone.

 

HTH

I like it when she types in a web address on my browser and it immediately tries to fill in some pron picture link that has the first two letters of the site... And it could be any two letters