Pittsburgh Lawyer Sexually Abused Dog Multiple Times...

[posty 2,296]

Only in Pittsburgh...

 

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/02/21/pittsburgh-lawyer-charged-with-dog-sex-abuse/

 

A prominent Pittsburgh attorney has been charged with dozens of counts of sexually abusing his dog.

 

According to a police report, witnesses say they heard Ivan DeVoren engaging in sexual activities with his dog, Snoopy, on several different occasions.

 

Witnesses described hearing sex sounds coming from DeVorens apartment on numerous occasions.

 

They kept records of the alleged incidents, including sounds of a dog whimpering, creaking furniture and inappropriate language.

 

Police took custody of the yellow Labrador retriever and transported it to a local veterinary hospital.

 

Veterinarians told police they found signs consistent with sexual abuse.

 

DeVoren is facing ten felony counts of aggravated cruelty to an animal, as well as ten counts of sexual intercourse with an animal.

 

Detectives say when they searched DeVorens apartment they also found numerous drugs, including crack cocaine, heroin, and marijuana.

 

DeVoren is also facing possession charges for the drugs.

 

The Humane Animal Rescue says DeVoren was a volunteer there back in 2014. They say he was a dog walker for a few months, but was never alone with any of the animals.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

His dad obviously didn't take Tans advice on coaching a kids sexual deviation

[Reality 2,710]

What the actual fock.

[fandandy 3,311]

Sounds like the b1tch couldn't pay her drug debt.

[MDC 5,890]

Once you go black lab ...

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Once you go black lab ...

It was a yellow

[tanatastic 2,061]

His dad obviously didn't take Tans advice on coaching a kids sexual deviation

Exactly, you have to clip a dogs nails first so he doesnt scratch you up. Rookie mistake. Or some chicks put socks over the paws too.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Exactly, you have to clip a dogs nails first so he doesnt scratch you up. Rookie mistake. Or some chicks put socks over the paws too.

This guy gets it

[Strike 3,956]

Was the dog 2.6 years old at the time? If so, she was legal.

[Mungwater 588]

Why ten? Did the neighbor take a tally?

[edjr 5,552]

Won't read.

[DonS 3,066]

I can only imagine what they must've heard: "Take it SNOOPY! Take it all!"

[Mungwater 588]

And I would have gotten away with it to if it wasnt for these stupid kids and their...hey how ya doin?

[fandandy 3,311]

I wonder what the inappropriate language was.

[kutulu 1,545]

Givin the dog a bone

[Mike Honcho 4,014]

Did he name the dog Iggy?

 

(see how many get this one)

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Woodstock must be a mess.

[DonS 3,066]

Woodstock must be a mess.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

"Does your dog like treats?"

 

"Yes; she gets a milk bone every night."

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Is this a new disease? Perrophylia

[Drizzay 645]

He called himself the Red Barron

[DonS 3,066]

Great, now we can expect to start seeing #metoo in ASPCA commercials.

[cmh6476 750]

was it consensual?

[tanatastic 2,061]

was it consensual?

It’s not my fault your honor, I asked my dog how he wanted it and he said RUFF.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Its not my fault your honor, I asked my dog how he wanted it and he said RUFF.

It was a female dog....

[Mungwater 588]

It was a female dog....

The b1tch wanted it

[Mike Honcho 4,014]

It was a female dog....

 

So the b!tch talked.

 

ETA: Too slow.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Dose he identify as a dog? If so, non story. Thems the new rules.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

My first dogs name was Snoopy. He humped my leg on the reg.

[cyclone24 1,811]

#wooftoo

[peenie 1,690]

Vomit

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Vomit

Is that your dogs name?

[peenie 1,690]

That is how I felt reading that horrible story. But you knew that....

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

That is how I felt reading that horrible story. But you knew that....

Maybe...

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Typical steeler fan. I heard the dogs name was Patriot and they changed it in the papers to protect the innocent.

 

Or maybe his name was Stains

 

Come stains... cmon... come stains!