Probably greatest invention since forever...

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Charmin flushable wipes... I dunno about you fockers but for a few years now since these been out I haven't been super worried about a clean break as I once fretted over.

 

I carry a pack around in my work bag and truck all the time. Nobody wants swamp ass.

 

Great for work, camping, hell in all times of life. These things are better than sliced bread.

[OldMaid 1,838]

IDK... Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with sliced bread?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I like the one wipe Charlies through dollar shave club. Menthol on your is nice.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

I like the one wipe Charlies through dollar shave club. Menthol on your ###### is nice.

Ohhhh... that sounds lovely and cooling. Are they schpendy?

[mmmmm...beer 691]

IDK... Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with sliced bread?

Well... uuuhhh.. no, but does wiping yeast infect off my mouph count?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I would rank Summers Eve disposable doosh ahead by a hair.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

I would rank Summers Eve disposable doosh ahead by a hair.

Bah.. them things are post to have a little air flavor to them. Cummon man don't take that away! That ain't nothing but poor mans viagra.

 

 

Luckily since being married I ain't never had rotten vag again. There were some questional borderline vages back in the day though.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Bah.. them things are post to have a little air flavor to them. Cummon man don't take that away! That ain't nothing but poor mans viagra.

 

 

Luckily since being married I ain't never had rotten vag again. There were some questional borderline vages back in the day though.

 

[IGotWorms 3,309]

So what is this? Basically a baby wipe for adults?

[mmmmm...beer 691]

So what is this? Basically a baby wipe for adults?

Ya... but flushable.

[IGotWorms 3,309]

Ya... but flushable.

Hmm, so if you're at work, and maybe you stupidly had Taco Bell for lunch, and you start feeling a certain gurgling in your bowels, you grab a couple of these guys and rush off to the bathroom? Or you have them with you every time you go? Or you don't take them with you initially but rather return to the bathroom for a little additional cleanup when necessary?

 

And are you waddling down the hallway holding a handful of these guys for everyone to see, or do you stuff them in your pocket thereby getting your pocket wet and the wipes dirtied by any pocket lint or what have you?

 

Just trying to figure out the mechanics of this.

[Sho Nuff 719]

Flushable wipes rule...been using them for years.

I wish we had the old wipe warmer that someone had gotten us when my son was a baby. That plus the flushable ones would be fantastic.

[MDC 5,890]

I keep them in my fanny pack.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

I agree. Great invention. I hate mud butt.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Hmm, so if you're at work, and maybe you stupidly had Taco Bell for lunch, and you start feeling a certain gurgling in your bowels, you grab a couple of these guys and rush off to the bathroom? Or you have them with you every time you go? Or you don't take them with you initially but rather return to the bathroom for a little additional cleanup when necessary?

 

And are you waddling down the hallway holding a handful of these guys for everyone to see, or do you stuff them in your pocket thereby getting your pocket wet and the wipes dirtied by any pocket lint or what have you?

 

Just trying to figure out the mechanics of this.

 

 

I just keep like a quarter pack in a ziplock in my workbag. When I get the urge... just slip the ziplock bag into my pocket and it's off to the sh!tter. (not the middle sh!tter cause I refuse)

[wiffleball 4,636]

I heard on the news a while back, that the so-called flushable wipes really shouldn't be flushed. Because they f***** up something in the system. But I don't care. They pretty much rule. The whole dry toilet paper thing never made sense. Try taking a dry paper towel and wipe and brown gravy off white countertops. You never get it fully cleaned.

[Frank M 181]

I take my dump in the morning before the shower. That way, anything I may have missed with the dry TP gets cleaned up.

 

Easy-peezy-Japanesey.

[Sho Nuff 719]

I take my dump in the morning before the shower. That way, anything I may have missed with the dry TP gets cleaned up.

 

Easy-peezy-Japanesey.

 

But the worst feeling is getting the dump urge right after a shower.

[edjr 5,556]

IDK... Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with sliced bread?

 

Nutella

[tanatastic 2,061]

Ok I can relate to this. I never used baby wipes on my butt til a few years ago. Ill admit it, I must have been absent at school the day they taught us how to wipe properly, cuz I could never do it. I use a quarter of a roll minimum and its still not clean. Wipe, brown, wipe, brown, wipe, less brown, wipe, yellow, wipe, yellow or blood etc it just goes on and on. Other people?> They just say oh I use 2 squares and im all good and clean. Well not me, its an ordeal. So After using maby wipes my life is changed. I am as clean as possible. If there was ever a good time to toss my salad it would be right after I take a dump, its a s clean as anything. absolutely love baby wipes and I always wish public bathrooms carried them.

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

I've been using flushable wipes since 1999.

 

Get with the times.

[WahooJim 4]

The DVR beats out the wipes by a considerable distance. I haven't watched a commercial in ten years. The wipes are awesome though. I waste 20 fewer minutes of my day now.

[vuduchile 1,941]

I heard on the news a while back, that the so-called flushable wipes really shouldn't be flushed. Because they f***** up something in the system. But I don't care. They pretty much rule. The whole dry toilet paper thing never made sense. Try taking a dry paper towel and wipe and brown gravy off white countertops. You never get it fully cleaned.

I heard the same thing, so I don't use the flushable wipes.

 

I wipe with toilet paper until I can barely see a trace. Then, I hit the whole area with a Costco baby wipe and toss it in a covered trash can that gets emptied daily. I also carry a pack in the car.

 

My wife has a bidet seat at her office that washes and dries. She swears by it. I'm thinking about getting one so I can do away with the wipes at home.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Hmm, so if you're at work, and maybe you stupidly had Taco Bell for lunch, and you start feeling a certain gurgling in your bowels, you grab a couple of these guys and rush off to the bathroom? Or you have them with you every time you go? Or you don't take them with you initially but rather return to the bathroom for a little additional cleanup when necessary?

 

And are you waddling down the hallway holding a handful of these guys for everyone to see, or do you stuff them in your pocket thereby getting your pocket wet and the wipes dirtied by any pocket lint or what have you?

 

Just trying to figure out the mechanics of this.

Keep em in your desk or car.

 

When you need em, just wad a couple up and carry them in your hand. It'll look like you're carrying some crumpled paper if anyone chooses to look that closely.

[IGotWorms 3,309]

Ok I can relate to this. I never used baby wipes on my butt til a few years ago. Ill admit it, I must have been absent at school the day they taught us how to wipe properly, cuz I could never do it. I use a quarter of a roll minimum and its still not clean. Wipe, brown, wipe, brown, wipe, less brown, wipe, yellow, wipe, yellow or blood etc it just goes on and on. Other people?> They just say oh I use 2 squares and im all good and clean. Well not me, its an ordeal. So After using maby wipes my life is changed. I am as clean as possible. If there was ever a good time to toss my salad it would be right after I take a dump, its a s clean as anything. absolutely love baby wipes and I always wish public bathrooms carried them.

Might wanna see a doc about your anus bleeding

[Mookz 1,287]

Might wanna see a doc about your anus bleeding

 

It's like a traffic light, he just needs to stop at yellow before it turns red.

 

 

Where does the yellow stage come from, anyway?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I heard on the news a while back, that the so-called flushable wipes really shouldn't be flushed. Because they f***** up something in the system. But I don't care. They pretty much rule. The whole dry toilet paper thing never made sense. Try taking a dry paper towel and wipe and brown gravy off white countertops. You never get it fully cleaned.

I'd stop eating the brown gravy.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Ohhhh... that sounds lovely and cooling. Are they schpendy?

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies

 

$4 for a forty pack, delivered right to your door. I like thier razor blades too. Much cheaper than store bought.

[gocolts 300]

I heard on the news a while back, that the so-called flushable wipes really shouldn't be flushed. Because they f***** up something in the system. But I don't care. They pretty much rule. The whole dry toilet paper thing never made sense. Try taking a dry paper towel and wipe and brown gravy off white countertops. You never get it fully cleaned.

If you are using a septic tank and field bed with these wipes, get ready to shell out some serious coin one day.

 

Evidently, many folks are devolving. I had no idea so many people struggle wiping their ass.