vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo momma's so poor, she has to put her Popeyes order on layaway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo momma's so poor, they rob her house for practice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo mommas so poor even her fake GC backstory makes less than the median avg for her area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo momma's so poor, they rob her house for practice. You're good at copying and pasting these Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo momma house so nasty you take your shoes off before you go outside. (I just made that up and that sh1t is funny) @Sux- Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo mommas so fat, when I Fock her, I gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Yo mommas so fat, when she joined weight watchers, they had to buy a helecopter to watch it all. Yo mommas so fat she buys baseball stadium tarps for clothes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hdaddy 17 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo mother is so overweight that the horse on her polo shirt is real Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo momma so broke she use coupons at garage sales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo momma's so fat, we she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo momma so fat when she swim in the ocean they close the beach due to high tide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo momma's so stupid she believes sh!t she reads at the Geek Club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo momma's so slutty she has edjr and kilroy on speed dial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted March 24, 2017 Yo momma's so fat, we she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Wonder why that one became the standard when it doesn't even really make sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 24, 2017 Wonder why that one became the standard when it doesn't even really make sense. Think of a big fat woman who is so big that she can engulf an entire house by sitting on top of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 24, 2017 Your momma so ugly when dogs meet her they sniff her face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted March 24, 2017 Think of a big fat woman who is so big that she can engulf an entire house by sitting on top of it. Yeah, I guess that's it. It's just not the image that springs to mind for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 24, 2017 Your momma so fat that when your daddy ate her edible underwear he had leftovers for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 24, 2017 Your momma's so skanky Magic almost gave her AIDs but AIDs refused to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted March 24, 2017 Your Momma is so fat, but Newbie would still eat her ass out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 24, 2017 ....she hung out with Kilroy, and now she huuungry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 24, 2017 Yeah, I guess that's it. It's just not the image that springs to mind for me. It's all the in the delivery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
