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Todays applicable joke of the day.

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Sho Nuff: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"

Joneo: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"

Sho Nuff: "So what is it you do for a living?"

Joneo: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"

Sho Nuff: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

Joneo: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."

Sho Nuff: "That is right"

Joneo: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."

Sho Nuff: "Right again"

Joneo: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"

Sho Nufff: "Correct"

Joneo: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"

Sho Nuff: "Yup"

Joneo: "That is deductive reasoning"

Sho Nuff: "Cool"

 

Later that same day...

 

Sho Nuff: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"

MDC: "Is he a nice guy?"

Sho Nuff: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"

MDC: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"

Sho Nuff: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"

MDC: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"

Sho Nuff: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"

MDC: "No"

Sho Nuff: "F@g."

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ahh...butthurt that you talked out of your ass and couldn't backtrack fast enough huh.

 

Also great that you cried about namecalling...then went right into calling other people names.

Focking priceless.

 

Stick around again...you will fit right in with the other hacks.

 

Maybe next time have an actual clear point and try arguing something that makes any lick of sense.

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ahh...butthurt that you talked out of your ass and couldn't backtrack fast enough huh.

 

Also great that you cried about namecalling...then went right into calling other people names.

Focking priceless.

 

Stick around again...you will fit right in with the other hacks.

 

Maybe next time have an actual clear point and try arguing something that makes any lick of sense.

Fock, I owned you so bad that the 13th Amendment called me and made me set you free. You are special Corky. Keep playing and maybe one day you can win a ribbon or gold medal at your Olympics.

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Fock, I owned you so bad that the 13th Amendment called me and made me set you free. You are special Corky. Keep playing and maybe one day you can win a ribbon or gold medal at your Olympics.

 

Is that how that thread worked out?

 

 

Hmmmm....

 

The joke is funny, though. Older than some of my underwear, but funny nonetheless.

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Fock, I owned you so bad that the 13th Amendment called me and made me set you free. You are special Corky. Keep playing and maybe one day you can win a ribbon or gold medal at your Olympics.

 

Owned?

Hah...I pointed out where you did say the article was about Obama...yet none of it was about him at all.

You ended up looking terrible in that thread.

Every person who posted towards you made you look stupid....then you cried about namecalling, now its all you have got.

 

You looked more intelligent when you were posting disgusting links.

You should stick to that.

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Owned?

Hah...I pointed out where you did say the article was about Obama...yet none of it was about him at all.

You ended up looking terrible in that thread.

Every person who posted towards you made you look stupid....then you cried about namecalling, now its all you have got.

 

You looked more intelligent when you were posting disgusting links.

You should stick to that.

 

Your reading comprehension skills are pathetic. I NEVER ONCE SAID THE ARTICLE WAS ABOUT OBAMA. IT SHOWS THAT DURING HIS PRESIDENCY, BILLIONAIRES FLOURISHED.

 

Why am I bothering trying to explain this to you. You're obviously thick headed and a liberal c0ck gobbler.

 

 

Deductive reasoning, also deductive logic or logical deduction or, informally, "top-down" logic, is the process of reasoning from one or more statements (premises) to reach a logically certain conclusion. Deductive reasoning links premises with conclusions.

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Sho Nuff: Do you have a house?

MDC: No, I live in joneo's head rent free! :banana:

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Sho Nuff: Do you have a house?

MDC: No, I live in joneo's head rent free! :banana:

:sleep:

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Your reading comprehension skills are pathetic. I NEVER ONCE SAID THE ARTICLE WAS ABOUT OBAMA. IT SHOWS THAT DURING HIS PRESIDENCY, BILLIONAIRES FLOURISHED.

 

Why am I bothering trying to explain this to you. You're obviously thick headed and a liberal c0ck gobbler.

 

 

Deductive reasoning, also deductive logic or logical deduction or, informally, "top-down" logic, is the process of reasoning from one or more statements (premises) to reach a logically certain conclusion. Deductive reasoning links premises with conclusions.

 

 

Yes...that is what it shows.

Actual logic and reasoning would not then claim that it was crediting Obama with anything...nor anything about liberals.

That was your failed logic and assumption.

 

Why bother? I don't know...so you can cry more? Whine about name calling and asking how old someone is...yet this is the crap you are posting.

gobbler...good one.

 

Seriously man...stay down or just stop, you are only digging yourself in a deeper hole and looking worse.

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Yes...that is what it shows.

Actual logic and reasoning would not then claim that it was crediting Obama with anything...nor anything about liberals.

That was your failed logic and assumption.

 

Why bother? I don't know...so you can cry more? Whine about name calling and asking how old someone is...yet this is the crap you are posting.

###### gobbler...good one.

 

Seriously man...stay down or just stop, you are only digging yourself in a deeper hole and looking worse.

:rolleyes:

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