So Your Wife Hates You...

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

And she says "Don't get me anything for Mothers Day!"

 

What do you do?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Get her a divorce.

[12th Man 884]

And she says "Don't get me anything for Mothers Day!"

 

What do you do?

She's not my mother. She gets nothing.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Wives dont get Mothers Day presents from husbands. Its for sons to give their mothers.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

If your wife hates you, then give her the gift that you both can enjoy - leave.

[5-Points 2,726]

Oblige her.

 

Go to the bar and have a good time.

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Seriously man, I hate that this is obviously causing you a lot of grief, but you aint getting any younger. Its past time to pull the trigger.

 

Only thing I regret about my divorce was that it didnt happen five years sooner.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Sign the divorce papers. Life to short to live miserable. Prime time of your life and your miserable... rip off that bandaid and gtfoh.

 

Fock the gift... she aint your mother!!!

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Wrap a bow on your cack and tell her happy mother's day.

[dain11279 927]

Wake her up with a blow job

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Way ahead of you.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Seriously man, I hate that this is obviously causing you a lot of grief, but you aint getting any younger. Its past time to pull the trigger.

Only thing I regret about my divorce was that it didnt happen five years sooner.

Advocating suicide I see.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I buy my wife something.....she's the mother of my children.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Advocating suicide I see.

 

Yeah, not cool.

 

I think he should leave his wife. Or at a minimum ask if he can start focking someone else. Gotta enjoy the time you have here and it doesn't sound like there's anything left between them.

[wiffleball 4,639]

We can sympathize only so long before we start to believe that you are a willing victim of your own making.

[edjr 5,562]

your wife loves me

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Yeah, not cool.

 

I think he should leave his wife. Or at a minimum ask if he can start focking someone else. Gotta enjoy the time you have here and it doesn't sound like there's anything left between them.

Oh fock.

 

I meant pull the trigger on the divorce.

 

Absolutely appalling choice of words there. Jesus.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Oh fock.

 

I meant pull the trigger on the divorce.

 

Absolutely appalling choice of words there. Jesus.

I knew you didnt mean that. Just messing around.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Oh fock.

 

I meant pull the trigger on the divorce.

 

Absolutely appalling choice of words there. Jesus.

China has turned you evil against us white devils

[Grace Under Pressure 9]

Get her something anyway. It's a win/win for you.

[MDC 5,890]

How old are your kids? Get something for them to give her.

[DankNuggs 305]

Get her something. Don't allow her behavior to make you less of the man that you are, whether you choose to stay with her or not.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Get her something. Don't allow her behavior to make you less of the man that you are, whether you choose to stay with her or not.

His daughter is 18. Its long past his responsibility.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Get her a bottle of booze. Then drink it.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Can I have her phone number?

[vuduchile 1,941]

Oh fock.

 

I meant pull the trigger on the divorce.

 

Absolutely appalling choice of words there. Jesus.

At least you didnt say take the plunge.

[cbfalcon 824]

And she says "Don't get me anything for Mothers Day!"

 

What do you do?

 

I'd have likely responded with "Oh, is Mothers Day soon?"

[edjr 5,562]

 

I'd have likely responded with "Oh, is Mothers Day soon?"

 

Can't wait to bring my boy to the mall tomorrow, so he can pick out something to get his mother.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

 

Can't wait to bring my boy to the mall tomorrow, so he can pick out something to get his mother.

Poor Ed. His baby momma won't take him back or have another kid with him. Make sure you keep making those payments though.

[12th Man 884]

Oh fock.

 

I meant pull the trigger on the divorce.

 

Absolutely appalling choice of words there. Jesus.

And this clown teaches English?

[Mike Honcho 4,023]

And she says "Don't get me anything for Mothers Day!"

 

What do you do?

 

Ask if that's an admission the children aren't yours, will help a great deal at the divorce proceedings.

[jerryskids 5,193]

Depends what you want to do.

 

Say fock you: "no problem hon, you decided to abandon our family long ago, have fun dying alone mkay bye!"

 

Keep her: get her some lingerie and play In Your Eyes on your boom box.

 

My spidey sense says that she said that to you because she wants to emotionally distance herself from you. You can choose to fight that if you want. Or not,

[naomi 343]

Depends what you want to do.

 

Say fock you: "no problem hon, you decided to abandon our family long ago, have fun dying alone mkay bye!"

 

Keep her: get her some lingerie and play In Your Eyes on your boom box.

 

My spidey sense says that she said that to you because she wants to emotionally distance herself from you. You can choose to fight that if you want. Or not,

 

I'm not up to date on bunny's situation I guess; why she would want to do the bolded.

 

A few of us in one of his threads were pro-hope for the marriage, and it seemed to resonate. When I read him talk of his love for her, and love she has/had, it sounds a little different than some of the experiences of our divorced geeks hailing divorce.

[shovelheadt 61]

And she says "Don't get me anything for Mothers Day!"

 

What do you do?

 

Why does she hate you?

[DankNuggs 305]

Poor Ed. His baby momma won't take him back or have another kid with him. Make sure you keep making those payments though.

Aren't you retired, raising an infant? Wonder who's call it was to grab some viagra while stocking up on Ensure

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Aren't you retired, raising an infant? Wonder who's call it was to grab some viagra while stocking up on Ensure

Toddler now. Retired from one job, not from work. What's your point?

[MDC 5,890]

Aren't you retired, raising an infant? Wonder who's call it was to grab some viagra while stocking up on Ensure

Hey now: Getting personal with HT is out of bounds. That dude exudes class and demands to be treated as such.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Hey now: Getting personal with HT is out of bounds. That dude exudes class and demands to be treated as such.

Just like you, calling peoples wives ugly and their kids retarded. Biggest POS around here.

[MDC 5,890]

I dont recall saying your wife is ugly. I did apologize for the kid crack I made but that was several years ago and youve insulted my wife and SD several thousand times since.

 

Maybe you should try sleeping at 3-4 am for a change.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

I dont recall saying your wife is ugly. I did apologize for the kid crack I made but that was several years ago and youve insulted my wife and SD several thousand times since.

 

Maybe you should try sleeping at 3-4 am for a change.

Who said you were talking about me? Perhaps you have pulled your classless act with other posters? Maybe it's just who you are, a huge POS?