If you had the chance to eat Human Flesh

[wiffleball 4,631]

...With no consequences, no one would know, etc., would you?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Da fuq?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Um... no...

[Voltaire 4,555]

No. I'm not that kind of humanitarian.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

General Tso..........of course. They call it chicken but I wonder sometimes.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

General Tso..........of course. They call it chicken but I wonder sometimes.

Don't you disgrace the good generals chicken in this thread

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Rumor is human flesh does not taste good. Id prefer a good leg steak. Muscle not skin

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Rumor is human flesh does not taste good. Id prefer a good leg steak. Muscle not skin

Just save the ass for newbie.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Some guy I know would give Donner as the name for the waiting list at restaurants. When the hostess would call 'Donner Party of 6' he'd say 'We're down to four we waited so long'.

[rholio 339]

Never (again).

[wiffleball 4,631]

No. I'm not that kind of humanitarian.

[wiffleball 4,631]

So, your son's name is "Neal"?

 

"No, no, common mistake- it's 'Veal'"

[kilroy69 993]

Some guy I know would give Donner as the name for the waiting list at restaurants. When the hostess would call 'Donner Party of 6' he'd say 'We're down to four we waited so long'.

ohhhhh myyyy gooddddd. Too bad the humor was probably lost on waitresses

[kilroy69 993]

Just to warn you. I got banned one time. Once. I started a topic that asked if you had to eat a human what race would you eat.

 

Mike was not amused. Not sure if it was the race. The human eating or the combo.

[wiffleball 4,631]

ohhhhh myyyy gooddddd. Too bad the humor was probably lost on waitresses

Not to mention it took an extra 45 minutes for a six top to open up than a standard 4. I bet his friends loved Mr Funnyman.

[fandandy 3,311]

Just to warn you. I got banned one time. Once. I started a topic that asked if you had to eat a human what race would you eat.

 

Mike was not amused. Not sure if it was the race. The human eating or the combo.

What race did you choose?

 

Also, if you had to eat human, would you prefer to eat a female or a male?

[Mungwater 588]

Some guy I know would give Donner as the name for the waiting list at restaurants. When the hostess would call 'Donner Party of 6' he'd say 'We're down to four we waited so long'.

The willpower you must have to not routinely slap that guy silly is strong. I couldn't do it, but then again, I don't hang out with patch Adams.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Just to warn you. I got banned one time. Once. I started a topic that asked if you had to eat a human what race would you eat.

 

Mike was not amused. Not sure if it was the race. The human eating or the combo.

Good to know. I'll forego the whole Jew/Big Green Egg post.

[fandandy 3,311]

Good to know. I'll forego the whole Jew/Big Green Egg post.

See, this is where we differ. I would never use charcoal on jew meat. That's definitely a gas grill.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Placenta and eggs is good eats.

[Big Guy 1,400]

I hear the butt hole is quite the delicacy

[wiffleball 4,631]

I hear the butt hole is quite the delicacy

It's land based calamari.

[Reality 2,710]

Obviously another cry for help, such a weird focking topic dude..

[Big Guy 1,400]

It's land based calamari.

 

[edjr 5,547]

My friend had a pretty bad sunburn way back when and was peeling real good.

 

because I was a pathetic attention wh0re, I peeled some of his skin off and ate it

[frank 2,144]

You have the chance every day.

[Big Guy 1,400]

My friend had a pretty bad sunburn way back when and was peeling real good.

 

because I was a pathetic attention wh0re, I peeled some of his skin off and ate it

 

well done!

 

 

(not raw)

 

 

People Jerky

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Reminds me of this story....

 

https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/

 

 

Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least.

 

What does one serve with that?

[kutulu 1,542]

Reminds me of this story....

 

https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/

 

 

Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least.

 

What does one serve with that?

baby corn

[wiffleball 4,631]

Reminds me of this story....

 

https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/

 

 

Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least.

 

What does one serve with that?

Baby Carrots?

 

eta: Dammitt Kutulu!! Sorry about that.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Reminds me of this story....

 

https://atlantadailyworld.com/2015/06/03/dallas-family-beats-14-year-old-into-miscarriage-burns-fetus-in-barbecue-grill/

 

 

Family beats 14 year old pregnant relative til she aborts then throws fetus on the grill. Puzzling to say the least.

 

What does one serve with that?

I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK!!!

 

 

....had to be done.

[GobbleDog 815]

Clowns taste funny.

[wiffleball 4,631]

For those of you seeking a lower calorie alternative, you can always try the Flesh Light!