Tell us how you really feel about Ted Cruz. OMG

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I'm just going to go out on a limb and say I don't think this guy is a big fan of Cruz. LOL

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Because he's the type of man who would sell his family into slavery if that's what it took to get elected," Stephens, who has aligned himself with "never-Trump" conservatives since the beginning of Trump's presidential campaign, added. "And that he would use said slavery as a sob story to get himself reelected."

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Because his fellow politicians detest him, and that's just among Republicans," he said. "Because he never got over being the smartest kid in eighth grade."

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Because of his phony piety and even phonier principles," Stephens said. "Because his ethics are purely situational. Because he makes Donald Trump look like a human being by comparison."

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"He's like a serpent covered in Vaseline," Stephens explained. "Because he treats the American people like two-bit suckers in 10-gallon hats."

 

"Because he sucks up to the guy who insulted his wife - by retweet, no less," he continued, referring to Cruz's support of Trump following the president's tweet comparing Cruz's wife's appearance to Melania Trump's.

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[bandrus1 413]

He is the zodiac killer

[RLLD 3,455]

He don't surf

[bandrus1 413]

He's canadian

[SenatorRock 708]

He is an ace on the bball court though

 

[fandandy 3,311]

He singlehandedly caused me to hate Dr. Seuss.

[bandrus1 413]

He is an ace on the bball court though

 

 

Could there be 2 more unathletic looking individuals on a court