The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 When you have only been going out for 3 months ( basically 2 weeks where you have really been exclusive) . I am about to go to bed last night and she starts talking to me which is fine I just try to fall asleep anyway - then I here the sentence "You know when we get married this will be a great house for when we have kids" . I played it off and acted like I was asleep but WTF!!! I am 39 years old -- I have 2 kids (6 and 9) and do NOT want anymore. I just got divorced 2-3 years ago and DO not want to get married anytime soon. If this woman wasn't as good looking as she is - I would have changed my garage key code and took a 3 week vacation to CR. hoping she forgot about me when I got back. But damn she is great in bed - but now that I find her to be a possible nutso -- damn I keep thinking maybe she did it just to fock with me for falling asleep as she was talking but I don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 20, 2013 They are all nutso, They fool you with that sucky-sucky and then they get fat. There's one girl ... kinda in the heavy side and Mexican ... no doubt she will get heavier .... on the young side too ... but I love her laugh. And her face. Despite it's flaws, she has some pock marks ... I love her face. She knows ... wont ever happen. Too young. On a side note ... I play poker with this guy, must be in his fifties and an Arab. His GF is like 27 and ... totally smokin. She's very "look at me" ... was wearing some low cut jeans the other day ... I would never find the time to play cards ... be too busy with her. She reminds me of: Raven Riley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 20, 2013 I don't know what happended to my post, but I originally said that they are all bat- crazy. Why would you expect anything different? Tonight, stick it in her ass and as you roll over to pass out, whisper, "I am so going to enjoy chopping you up into little pieces". When she freaks out, just tell her it was payback for what she said last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted June 20, 2013 Run, Forrest, run!!!!!! How many cats does she have? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted June 20, 2013 They are all nutso, They fool you with that sucky-sucky and then they get fat. There's one girl ... kinda in the heavy side and Mexican ... no doubt she will get heavier .... on the young side too ... but I love her laugh. And her face. Despite it's flaws, she has some pock marks ... I love her face. She knows ... wont ever happen. Too young. On a side note ... I play poker with this guy, must be in his fifties and an Arab. His GF is like 27 and ... totally smokin. She's very "look at me" ... was wearing some low cut jeans the other day ... I would never find the time to play cards ... be too busy with her. She reminds me of: Raven Riley Congrats...first reply of the thread and you already make Moz's girlfriend and all other women seem not quite so crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted June 20, 2013 Non story. Assuming she is in her 30's, of course she is thinking about marriage. She thought about it at least briefly the very first date you went on. You should know this about every girl going in. Having it confirmed shouldn't change the game at all. That would be like waking up tomorrow and saying "whoa, I didn't expect the sun to rise today. I wasn't prepared for this". So you keep dating her until you are tired of dating her. Ignore her crazy marriage stuff until it becomes too much of an issue. At which point you'll not want to date her anymore, thus problem solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 Run, Forrest, run!!!!!! How many cats does she have? No Cats she was going to come with me this weekend to pick out a dog - as I am going Dog Shopping this weekend to surprise my kids next weekend when they come back from Montreal. I was thinking she might of been just kidding - but damn she mentioned the HS - Maine South by name as being where Hillary Clinton went and how it would be perfect so scale of 1-10 how focked am I here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 Non story. Assuming she is in her 30's, of course she is thinking about marriage. She thought about it at least briefly the very first date you went on. You should know this about every girl going in. Having it confirmed shouldn't change the game at all. That would be like waking up tomorrow and saying "whoa, I didn't expect the sun to rise today. I wasn't prepared for this". So you keep dating her until you are tired of dating her. Ignore her crazy marriage stuff until it becomes too much of an issue. At which point you'll not want to date her anymore, thus problem solved. she's 35 -- maybe you got a point Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted June 20, 2013 Show her a picture of yourself before the sex change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 20, 2013 No Cats she was going to come with me this weekend to pick out a dog - as I am going Dog Shopping this weekend to surprise my kids next weekend when they come back from Montreal. I was thinking she might of been just kidding - but damn she mentioned the HS - Maine South by name as being where Hillary Clinton went and how it would be perfect so scale of 1-10 how focked am I here? About a nine, ask a Korean friend which dog tastes best boiled, that's the dog you should get the kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 20, 2013 Non story. Assuming she is in her 30's, of course she is thinking about marriage. She thought about it at least briefly the very first date you went on. You should know this about every girl going in. Having it confirmed shouldn't change the game at all. That would be like waking up tomorrow and saying "whoa, I didn't expect the sun to rise today. I wasn't prepared for this". So you keep dating her until you are tired of dating her. Ignore her crazy marriage stuff until it becomes too much of an issue. At which point you'll not want to date her anymore, thus problem solved. Not every girl wants to get married... I absolutely object to the idea. I think it's an outdated practice, but then again, I don't want kids either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 Show her a picture of yourself before the sex change. Funny how all the resident bored psychos respond to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted June 20, 2013 Show her Newbie's picture and say you want to get that tan together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 , I don't want kids either. the feeling is mutual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 only Patriotsfatboy and Mung have been even the least bit helpful 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 20, 2013 the feeling is mutual Are you saying you don't want kids either, or that any kids wouldn't want me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted June 20, 2013 Not every girl wants to get married... I absolutely object to the idea. I think it's an outdated practice, but then again, I don't want kids either. you must be dating a deadbeat.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 any kids wouldn't want me? Also I doubt you don't think about getting married often - I mean damn you made your screen name Old Maid - the term for a woman that waits too long to get married then finally she can't. I think at least subconsciously you are like most women that think about it often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted June 20, 2013 only Patriotsfatboy and Mung have been even the least bit helpful You expected this place to actually be helpful? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 20, 2013 you must be dating a deadbeat.... Nope... I just don't get the need to have some stupid ceremony where you both affirm your love for each other and make promises about 'til death do you part. I do however understand the legal aspect of the whole thing, but that can be gotten around with a few contracts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 20, 2013 Also I doubt you don't think about getting married often - I mean damn you made your screen name Old Maid - the term for a woman that waits too long to get married then finally she can't. I think at least subconsciously you are like most women that think about it often. My screen name is a joke. Nikki recruited a few of us girls, from another site, to try and jihad this place. I was going to post about knitting and gardening (to be funny) but she failed to mention that this place is un-jihadable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 20, 2013 My screen name is a joke. Nikki recruited a few of us girls, from another site, to try and jihad this place. I was going to post and knitting and gardening (to be funny) but she failed to mention that this place is un-jihadable. Nikki is a moron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 My screen name is a joke. Nikki recruited a few of us girls, from another site, to try and jihad this place. I was going to post and knitting and gardening (to be funny) but she failed to mention that this place is un-jihadable. Damn so you really just one of Nikki's personalities Sux will be so sad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 20, 2013 Damn so you really just one of Nikki's personalities Sux will be so sad Sux knows I'm not Nikki. But thanks for playing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted June 20, 2013 she's 35 -- maybe you got a point You are in trouble. When a woman is in her mid 30s and hasn't been married yet, that is all she has thought about since she was little. She wants to give her parents grandkids. it's just going to get worse. T&Ps. I see you being married within the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 20, 2013 She's prolly already knocked up. You focked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted June 20, 2013 She's prolly already knocked up. You focked. She wasn't really on the pill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted June 20, 2013 Non story. Assuming she is in her 30's, of course she is thinking about marriage. She thought about it at least briefly the very first date you went on. You should know this about every girl going in. Having it confirmed shouldn't change the game at all. That would be like waking up tomorrow and saying "whoa, I didn't expect the sun to rise today. I wasn't prepared for this". So you keep dating her until you are tired of dating her. Ignore her crazy marriage stuff until it becomes too much of an issue. At which point you'll not want to date her anymore, thus problem solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted June 20, 2013 Can size? Also, we'll need to see a pic to give accurate advice. Tell her to put on that schoolgirl outfit I got her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted June 20, 2013 Step 1-Go to Jareds and buy a ring box with no ring. Step 2- Super Glue the box so it can never be opened. Step 3-Put the box in the fridge near the beer. Step 4- Fawk her brains out. Step 5- After she puts her brains back in, tell her to go to the fridge and get you and her a beer. Step 6- When comes screaming into the room that the box won't open, tell her "it prolly never will". Her box may never open for you again, but the message has been sent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted June 20, 2013 Just marry her. I'm sure she'll stay thin and keep giving blowjobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 20, 2013 Step 1-Go to Jareds and buy a ring box with no ring. Step 2- Super Glue the box so it can never be opened. Step 3-Put the box in the fridge near the beer. Step 4- Fawk her brains out. Step 5- After she puts her brains back in, tell her to go to the fridge and get you and her a beer. Step 6- When comes screaming into the room that the box won't open, tell her "it prolly never will". Her box may never open for you again, but the message has been sent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted June 20, 2013 You're gonna need a new girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted June 21, 2013 If this woman wasn't as good looking as she is I call bullsh!+ on this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 21, 2013 Not every girl wants to get married... I absolutely object to the idea. I think it's an outdated practice, but then again, I don't want kids either. Truth. Remind me why you don't want kids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 21, 2013 Truth. Remind me why you don't want kids? I don't really like them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted June 21, 2013 I don't really like them. I'm with you. Not that they're all bad, but I don't understand all the societal pressure to marry and start a family. Especially for women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 21, 2013 I'm with you. Not that they're all bad, but I don't understand all the societal pressure to marry and start a family. Especially for women. I'm not sure how anyone survives the first few years with kids. That noise they make when they cry, makes my ears bleed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted June 21, 2013 I'm with you. Not that they're all bad, but I don't understand all the societal pressure to marry and start a family. Especially for women. Well, you know... propagation of the species and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 21, 2013 Well, you know... propagation of the species and all. I didn't know the human race was in danger of extinction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites